Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Page #2

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Don't get better than this.

Hang on!

Come on!

Come on.

Storm's getting closer.

Come on, we gotta go!

Queen takes pawn, b*tch!

I'll be safe in the water!

You can't catch me!

Dj vu!

It's getting closer.

Everyone in the park will be killed.

It's heading towards Big Ben. / Yeah.

I'll take care of that!

Whoa, didn't know she could do that.

Come on!

Take Gil to safety!

I'm going back!

Okay. Come on, Gil.

Come with me.

But I want to help Dad fight sharks!

Gil, protect Nova!

Come on! / Okay, Nova.

Get down!

I hate to say this, but it looks like

the Sharknado is heading directly

towards Buckingham Palace.

The authorities there confirm

the Queen is trapped inside,

as all entrances are blocked by sharks.

Now, if the Sharknado hits the palace,

it will be a devastating loss

not just to the British Empire,

but to the entire civilized world.

Little help?

You guys are here

to save the Queen, right?

Well, now's the time!

We fight, or we die!

What's it gonna be?

Fight!

I'll save you, Nova!

Oh. / Nova!

Gil, come here!

Give me your hand!

Nova!

Nova!

Don't let go!

Don't let go!

Don't let go!

Gil!

God save the Queen.

What's wrong?

It's Gil. / What about him?

Where is he? /

I tried to hold on to him,

but the storm was too strong.

I-It all happened so quickly.

I don't know,

I was holding on to him

as tight as I could.

Fin, but the storm, it was so strong.

It was stronger than anything

we've ever seen.

It ripped him right out of my arms.

You let him go?

Sorry. I tried my best.

You should have never

let him go! / April, don't.

Why are you always protecting her?

I'm sorry.

I'm only human, April.

Baby... / Fin, he's gone. /

We'll get him back.

I don't care what it takes.

I don't care what I have to do.

We're gonna get him back.

These are tough times

and tough circumstances.

We just have to deal, right?

Oh... Oh, my God.

You guys!

It's Gil.

He's alive? / Look.

The reader locked on

to his suit's tracking device.

Right now he's in a wind system

of 500 miles per hour towards Holland.

He's alive! /

Yes! Yes, look at his vitals!

Holland? / Yes.

It's his helmet.

Llewelyn said that it would protect him

in the strongest of storms,

including a Sharknado.

We're gonna get him back.

How? / NATO.

You think I'm going to some conference

when my kid's swirling around

in some storm? / No, Fin...

The leading scientists

and physicists

in the whole world are all

in an emergency session

in London right now.

If there's any hope in getting

your son back, it's them.

We should have never

gone into that cave.

That's when all this started.

We're gonna get him back.

I promise.

I won't let you down, April.

Hello again. Welcome back

to what's been a devastating

morning here in England.

Thankfully, though, the storm is over.

We also have reports that revolutionary

and controversial billionaire,

scientist Dr. Gerald Michael Angel,

will showcase his new aerial defense

against future Sharknado attacks.

He's calling it the Hindenburg XP 3000.

A blimp?

Yeah. Good luck with that one.

These guys are top of the line.

We're in good hands.

Let's make this quick.

Do we even know what the Chinese

are gonna do with it

once the waste gets there?

Make glow-in-the-dark cellphones?

I think not. / Order!

Now, while China has

graciously volunteered

to take over the nuclear waste cleanup

following the last Sharknado

attack on North America...

These storms created

the nuclear disaster.

Dr. Wobbegon?

Nova.

I'm sorry I blew up your lab

the last time I was at CERN.

Am I still banned?

Still banned.

L-London is in shambles!

I-It's burning,

and we're here having our afternoon tea!

Mr. Ambassador, that is enough!

We are a proud federation of countries,

and you shall address

everyone here with respect.

I apologize, Secretary-General.

I have brought us a war-torn veteran,

Mr. Fin Shepard.

You have gone where

no man has gone before.

Please shed light on this dilemma.

If you underestimate these storms,

you'll wind up just like

Aston Reynolds and Astro X,

missing and bankrupt.

Now, if you want to squash this threat,

you're gonna have to push

fear out of your mind

and replace it with fury.

Now, back home,

we're trying to make

America great again,

but if you follow my lead,

we'll make the world great again.

And then what?

How do we fight this threat?

Our strongest weapons

are knowledge and preparation.

Now, each time these Sharknadoes appear,

they're bigger, stronger, and stranger.

We need to anticipate

the next evolution.

They evolve, like apes?

Unless you can prove

there's some truth to this...

What the truth is, is that we found out

that our ancestors were also

terrorized by these Sharknadoes,

but they fought back, and they won.

They won with this.

Oh, dear.

Our ancestors wanted us to inherit

this knowledge, but first we have

to find out how to decode it.

Nova, the stone.

Mr. Prime Minister, you're alive!

It's coming again!

What did you two do?!

Where is it coming from?

Can't tell.

Bad reception. But close.

That has to be the one that Gil's in.

Helga, my parasol!

It's a NATO-nado!

Mr. Shepard, my colleagues,

Dr. Bramble and Dr. Angel,

they'll get your boy back!

Come on!

Hit me with your best shot!

It's traveling at a speed

of 500 miles per hour.

My system's too weak.

I don't have enough energy to fly. /

Mr. Shepard! Come with me!

We can give you a lift. Look,

Dr. Angel's waiting inside for us.

A blimp?

It's not just a blimp!

It's the Hindenburg XP 3000!

Did you say, "Hindenburg"?

I know. Bad family name.

But it can withstand a tornado?

Yes!

Where is Dr. Wobbegon?

Sharknado got him.

I'm so sorry.

Well, everyone's replaceable.

Whoa!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard!

Good to see you, Dr. Angel.

What can I do for you?

Our son is trapped in a vortex

inside a Sharknado.

We have to wait for the storm to

dissipate before we can get inside.

Why wait? We can use the

magnetic ion generator tractor

to force the storm to evaporate.

I've learned a lot

since bartending school.

I'm gonna activate the magnetic charge.

Will that help?

We need protection if we're going to fly

directly into a Sharknado.

Get ready for a massive

scientific event.

The vault is empty.

I swear there was something inside.

Dr. Angel, just get us close

to the Sharknado.

Don't put us inside.

Well, too late for that, Shepard.

What's happening? /

We're just hit the Sharknado.

Uh-oh.

We're in trouble.

Dr. Angel!

My arm. My other arm.

We gotta get out of here!

Fin, we're gonna miss the Sharknado!

Hold on!

Oh, the humanity.

Bist du von da oben gefallen?

= Did you fall from up there? =

Danke schn?

= Thank you very much? =

Come on!

We need to get in that Sharknado!

Over here!

Incoming! Get down!

Oh, no.

We gotta get Gil out of there!

He's getting away.

That's not good.

We're gonna have

to find a way to dissolve

the Sharknado in order

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