Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Page #3

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to expose the vortex.

Let's use this stuff. Come on!

We're too late!

April, take this. / Why?

You gotta use it as a propeller.

We have to draw Gil's Sharknado

closer to us so we can get into it.

I'm a lot of things, Fin,

but I'm not a human helicopter.

You gotta try. It's for Gil.

Okay.

You guys take cover.

Come on.

You got this, April. Come on.

Spin, April, spin!

She's like Wonder Woman!

But shorter and blonder.

Yeah!

The hills are alive, all right! Fin!

April, stop! / Stop! Stop!

We gotta outrun this!

Surf's up.

Come on, April.

Heads up, Fin! / Watch out!

Come on, April.

Whoa!

Dad, just leaving you a message.

I'm worried about you.

Everything's under control.

Actually, Steven next door

is doing all the work for me.

I heard that!

I think he's got the hots for Grandma.

I heard that, too, and it's true!

What can I say, man?

She's smoking hot!

Claudia's with the Colonel in Houston

consulting with NASA.

Send Mom and little Gil my love.

I'll talk to you soon.

What you looking for, sharks?

Bad habit, I guess.

You two okay? / Gil's in there.

It's moving further away from us.

Not for long.

Mush! Mush!

Yah! Yah! Mush!

Hurry up, Fin! The vortex is closing!

The vortex!

We're almost there, guys! Come on!

Get ready! We're going in!

Hold on!

Fin! Do you see him?

April! Grab him! / Gil!

Gil!

Where are you, son?! / Gil!

Do you see him? / I don't know. /

I don't think he's here.

Gil! / Gil!

He didn't come out.

He must still inside the Sharknado.

Or he's over there.

We're in Australia?

How the hell did we get to Australia?

Hey! A little help!

Stop! / Help!

Please! Down here! / Little help?

What are you doing in the water?

What? We can't hear you!

Don't move.

You're surrounded by sharks!

I forgot they come from here.

Stay still.

What do we do?

Backs together.

Stay still!

We're gonna toss down rope!

That's it! Let's go, let's go.

Swim for it!

Fin!

Come on, April!

Hand!

Ahh!

The East Coast of Australia

is in a state of high alert

as emergency services prepare

for extreme weather.

Carl?

Lisa, gale and strong wind warnings

have been issued for the Sydney area.

Winds are currently at 50 knots an hour.

You're gonna want to hold on

to your budgie smugglers.

So we advise Australian

residents you'd better run.

You better take cover.

I'm just saying the hospital's

not gonna be able to fix

her cyber technology,

but I know who will.

Australia's top weapons

expert, to be exact.

Stop bouncing so much, sweetie.

Sorry, honey.

When we get there,

let me do the talking.

Ursa!

Ursa, code red!

Who are these people?

Are you a doctor? Who...

No, Fin, they're better than doctors.

I'm not leaving my wife alone.

I'm not alone.

You're always here with me.

Fin, I promise.

They're gonna take care of her.

You're in good hands, April, the best.

How's it going, love?

Ms. Shepard, it is an absolute

pleasure to meet you.

Looks like you've had

quite the adventure.

I wish we were meeting under

different circumstances.

Your wiring's rather wonky.

It's like someone tried to shove

a Commodore 54 hard drive

into a MacBook Pro.

Who put you together in the first place?

My father.

Typical.

Men. No worries, love.

Oh, yeah. We'll fix you up.

Since you're tuning me up, do you think

that maybe you can make me less...

Robotic?

Leave it to me, love.

I've had tons of experiences

in these kind of makeovers.

Yeah, Mom's got the magic touch.

And nothing's gonna stand in my way.

I'm gonna need the digital

zoning enhancers.

Gotcha. Just stay away from

everything labeled Cyberdyne.

Have you spoken to the other Sisters?

Everyone's on full alert.

It's a busy day.

How do you afford all this?

We don't. The Sisterhood

is a covert organization.

Our sect includes world leaders,

doctors, and even a stripper.

I heard that!

So you're working with

governments, military?

Nope. We're actually efficient.

What is this thing?

That's a tracking system,

shows every location

of a Sharknado Sister.

Actually, I need to alert

my China contact.

Don't be mad.

About what?

You recruited my cousin? This is a cult.

It wasn't a coincidence

that Gemini was in Las Vegas

while I was taking care of Paris.

She's always been a Sister.

This doesn't look good!

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I know you, and I

know you would never allow me

to put your family

in any kind of danger.

Gemini, what's the situation

like in China?

My radar indicates we're

10 miles from the cyclone!

Once I securely dock the tanker,

I'll call you right back.

Gemini? It's glitching.

Need to try the other monitor.

Only a couple more knots,

and this entire ship could capsize!

Gemini, get someplace safe

till I can come get you.

No, Gemini, you have

to contain the waste!

We can't risk contamination! /

Copy that.

What are you telling her?

Damn it! I lost her!

She's my blood.

You don't get to tell her what to do!

She's part of the Sisterhood! /

She's my family!

Well, I need your family

fighting on the field!

The most important thing is...

Saving my son! / ...saving the world!

Oh, really? Is that so?

We used to be on the same side, Nova.

Well, there's a reason I don't play

follow the leader anymore, Fin.

You're always so shortsighted.

If your family wasn't involved,

you'd probably still be

running some bar somewhere,

reliving your glory days.

Is that so?

Well, what about you, Nova?

What about you?

It's never really been

about the Sharknadoes, has it?

It's been about you wanting to

kill every shark in the ocean,

because one killed your grandfather.

Does the Sisterhood know they're laying

their lives on the line for that?

These tornadoes are just an

obstacle getting in the way

of the revenge you've always wanted.

My number one priority right now

is untapping the power in that artifact.

And, yeah, Fin, I hate sharks.

I hate them more than

anything, and you know that!

Once they're gone, wiped,

annihilated, dust,

then, yes, all this can go away.

Then maybe, just maybe we could go back

to living peaceful lives

where no one we love

or care about has to die anymore.

Seems like we're on the same side to me.

No! Go grab the silos!

Help!

Grab some rope! Knot it up here!

We'll never get it done in time!

Yes, we will.

It's not safe out here!

Everybody get inside now!

I'm not leaving behind

10,000 tons of nuclear waste

until I know that these silos are safe!

I have to get you inside,

or you could die, too!

If we don't secure these

canisters, we'll all be dead.

Come on!

Oh. Oh, come to Mama.

I've missed you!

Sharks. It always starts with sharks.

Hey, stud.

April?

Tell me about it.

No, don't.

Sorry. We couldn't repair

your flight module.

You can't fly anymore.

But we did upgrade your cyberkinetics.

Plus no more constant recharging.

Yeah, and your entire body

is a living solar battery,

and you control it all with

that switch on your arm.

So what do you think?

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