Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Page #4

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I think you're awesome.

Careful!

Too much energy could

override her circuits

and cause an internal rupture.

I don't think one kiss is

gonna overload her circuits.

Is that what you think?

Heh heh.

Now, just don't get too physical, okay?

You're vibrating.

She's receiving some kind of signal.

Where's it coming from?

Mommy! Help!

Gil.

It is Gil! Look.

Where is he?

He's headed right toward us.

Starting the reconfiguration process.

It's time to see if this house

can do what it was built for.

What the hell's going on here?

This isn't just an opera house, Fin.

It's a battle station.

Come on! Get to it!

Wait. W-We have a new development.

Roger, can we get a visual on this?

What you are seeing is

the Sydney Opera House,

or at least what we all thought

was just an opera house.

The Opera House is breaking apart.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's transforming, I think.

Transforming into what?

Well, the shells of the station

are blooming out into an

offensive weapon of some kind.

That is extraordinary.

I can't believe it.

Yeah, and I thought it was just an

overrated piece of architecture.

Shells two and three are stuck!

Is that bad?

If one goes, they all go. Tell Orion. /

What's gonna happen?

I think we lost another shell.

This is bad, real bad.

Shells two and three are still locked.

They'll have to be released manually.

Call in the Hawk.

Hawk to Orion and Electra.

I'm in position.

Copy that.

Can you unlock the grid lines?

We need to get the shells in position.

It's not working.

I'm gonna have to cut the lines.

Is Gil inside that vortex?

Yes. Uh, think of it like

the inside of a Twinkie.

The Sharknado acts as a protective

barrier around the teleportation vortex.

How do we get inside that thing?

We need to jump in, grab him.

And then jump back out.

Bungee cord.

We bungee in off the Harbour Bridge,

grab him, and bungee out.

Yeah. The... The shell barrier

will stabilize the Sharknado.

It'll make it easy

for you guys to jump in.

So, uh, this is it.

I'm sorry for the way

I spoke to you earlier.

So am I.

We may not be blood,

but we are family.

Don't forget that.

Get your boy.

I'll be fighting down here.

Come on!

I have a message from Nova.

You have five minutes before

the Sharknado hits the bridge.

Use the cables on the roof

for your jump. Best of luck.

Thanks.

Fire!

Come on.

We need to launch the shells

and form a wall barrier.

Good move.

That'll push the storm out to the ocean.

Engage the Paxson Initiative.

On my mark.

3, 2, 1...

Hurry! The vortex is opening!

Oh my God...

She took my artifact!

Throw another shark on the barbie, eh?

You ready to take the

plunge with me again?

Let's do it!

Gil!

Gil!

I see you!

No!

Where are we?

Looks like Rio.

You brought the artifact?

I thought it'd help us find Gil.

Fin Shepard!

The great American hero! Hah!

My girlfriend's gonna love this.

Come with me if you

want to find your son.

How do you know about Gil?

Nova sent me.

She keeps tabs on your

whereabouts at all times.

She tagged me.

Man, every time there's a Sharknado,

you're right in the middle of it.

What are the chances of that?

100%.

I'm gonna take you to Vega.

What's Vega?

You mean, who is Vega?

Get in.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Come on.

Vega, you have visitors!

Welcome.

What can I do for you?

You know what to do with this?

Where did you get this?

Stonehenge.

Ours is a mathematical universe.

The ancients knew this,

and they devised a complex system

to protect against Sharknado disasters.

So it's like an ancient security system.

Orca to Eel, get ready for the kill.

Each arrangement has a lock to keep

the sequence of stones secure,

and should one fall into the wrong

hands, it will mean the end of us all.

You have to return it to Stonehenge.

Stonehenge is underwater.

So swim.

Wait. There has to be another way.

What if we took the stone

to Peru or Egypt?

The world has many portals,

but they are each very different.

There are rules you must follow.

Go back to where all this started,

and do it fast.

As long as the stone

is in your possession,

you can create a Sharknado at will.

I can create a Sharknado?

How do we make one, Vega?

If you clear all thoughts

and you focus, it will manifest.

Allow me to demonstrate and show you.

Where's the stone?

Come on!

Hold on! Hold on!

Who else wants to go to Slam Town?!

The vortex! We'll never make it!

Hold on! Hold on!

Gil!

The vortex is getting away!

Fin, do something! / I can't!

Come on! / You feel that?

Hold on! Hold on!

Come on.

Where's he going?

Che cavolo? / Stronzo!

= What the hell? / Sh*t! =

Mamma mia!

My goodness!

I see him! I see him!

Get out of my way!

I'm gonna need that stone.

You want this?

Get it!

There's no time for this!

My son's life is on the line!

You know what?

You're going down, buddy.

Fin, kick his ass!

I'm gonna drive through that car.

I'm getting pretty good at this.

We have to follow the Sharknado!

Over there!

No. No, no, no, no!

Come on!

No. No. No!

No! No!

Gil, no!

Damn it! It closed!

I don't know what to do anymore.

I'm sorry.

Can I have three coins? / For what?

Well, this is the Trevi Fountain.

People used to come here to make wishes.

They take the coins,

you throw 'em over your back,

and, bam, the wishes come true.

I'm willing to try anything.

When in Rome...

Come on.

Where are we going?

To get our son back.

Uh, Mr. Shepard?

Who's asking?

There's someone that needs to see you.

Will you come with me?

I don't have time

for the Sharknado

Sisterhood stuff. Come on.

Fin, let's see what she has to say.

It'll be worth it.

What is a Sharknado Sister?

Is that who I think it is?

Yes, it is.

So, this is the great shark hunter?

I though, he would be much bigger.

Forgive me, Father, for I am Fin.

History is full of surprises.

Don't judge what we've been given.

You should get the Pope

back to the Vatican.

Another storm could

materialize any second.

He brought you here for a reason.

Look, I'm flattered, and it's an honor,

but I gotta come up with

a plan to find my son.

Well, maybe your plan is also his plan.

Well, if it has anything to do

with saving my son, I'm all ears.

This is the last chance

to save mankind, my son.

What will you do with it?

I'm gonna rescue my son,

and then I'm gonna save the world.

I am not throwing away my shot!

Aah!

Eww.

Peter!

I'm sick of squashing all these bugs.

Just want you to have a good time.

Come on.

It's our honeymoon.

We'll throw the ball

around for a little bit,

and then we can go back to the hotel.

You know how much I love

playing with your balls.

Eat me!

Gemini to Nova. Report!

We're still following the nuclear waste.

I-It's mutated into... into

some kind of mass organism!

Is it a creature?

No, it doesn't appear

to be a sentient being,

just... just a blob of sharks!

Wait a minute. It seems

to be changing its course.

Oh, my God.

It's heading towards Japan!

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