Shaun Of The Dead Page #8

- Cocktails?

- Do it.

Stay back!

Shaun, hold them!

Heads!

- Ed!

- Hurry up!

Shauny, look who it is.

F***-a-doodle-doo!

Ed!

- Shaun!

- Ed!

Don't groan at me, you thick f***!

I can't hold them!

No!

- Shaun!

- Pete!

I said leave him alone!

Ed. Ed!

Shaun, bar!

Ed!

Ed!

Ed!

What?

Chuck us a cloth, will you?

- Where are the shells?

- They're on the bar.

Oh, f***.

Ow!

F*** it!

What are we gonna do?

Where are we gonna go?

- The cellar.

- Maybe we can get out!

- There's a hatch out on to the street.

- You mean go back outside?

Oh, give us a f***in' break!

Go!

I can see the street.

Come on.

Come on!

Why won't it open?

That's it then, we're trapped.

"Hey, let's go to the Winchester!"

Whose f***in' idea was that?

Man, I've really ballsed this up.

- No, you haven't.

- I have, Liz. I couldn't save us.

I couldn't save Di or David.

I couldn't even save Mum. I'm useless.

You shouldn't feel so responsible, you tried.

You did something, that's what counts.

Yeah, I suppose.

Do you think they'll get through?

Yeah.

How many shells have we got left?

Erm... two.

I suppose we could take a few of them out

if they stand in a line.

I wasn't thinking about them.

I know.

- What about Ed? There's only two shells.

- I don't mind being eaten.

How are we gonna do this?

I don't know. Erm...

One of us has to go first.

One should do the other

and then do themselves.

You should do me.

I'll muck it up if I have to do myself.

I don't think I've got it in me

to shoot my flatmate,

my mum and my girlfriend

all in the same evening.

What makes you think I've taken you back?

Well...

you don't want to die single, do you?

Actually... I would like to be shot.

Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag

since yesterday, I promise.

He hasn't.

Maybe we should have one now.

- You left them in my flat.

- Yeah, in the bin.

- I was desperate.

- Sneaky monkey.

- Sorry.

- I won't say anything.

Come on, we're getting out of here.

- I mightjust stay here.

- But we can get out.

- You two should make a go of it.

- What are you talking about?

- I only hold you back.

- Yeah, but...

Maybe you should have this.

- Don't you want it?

- No.

I can't hit anything with it anyway,

I'm rubbish.

- Ed, I'm sorry.

- What for?

- Cos I was shouting at you earlier on.

- It's all right.

I'm sorry too.

It's OK.

No...

I'm sorry, Shaun.

Oh, God! That's not funny.

- I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing.

- I'm not laughing.

You'd better be off.

Bye, Ed. Love you.

Cheers.

I love you too, man.

Gay.

- Ready?

- Ready.

Section One. Ready.

Zombies to your front. Fire!

Fire!

Oh, my God! Shaun!

Yvonne?

- How are you doing?

- Surviving.

They're taking us somewhere safe.

I thought you two might want to tag along.

Is itjust the two of you?

Well, glad somebody made it.

Come on.

'Next, the story of

ten-year-old Enrique Ramrez

'who fought off the reanimated corpses

of his entire family.

'Lt's all coming right up on

Zombies From Hell.'

'Six months on and, to many, the events

of Z-Day must seem like a bad dream.

'As we now know, the phenomenon

resulted from the use of... '

'... not something I ever expected as

a newscaster to have to say on air.

"'Removing the head

or destroying the brain." Incredible.'

'... to have a top band with us, talking about

their work for the charity Zombaid... '

'The fact that the mobile deceased

retained their primal instincts

'make them ideal recruitment

for the service industry,

'as well as other roles such as... '

'He can't quite get it.

Ooh! He's fallen, he's down! '

'I don't see nothing wrong with it

but I know that some people would.

'But he's my husband, you know.

I still love him and I got the ring.

- 'You go to bed with it? '

- 'Course I do.'

'People can't understand

why she's with him? '

'Lnitial claims that the virus was caused by

infected monkeys have been dismissed... '

Hello.

What's the plan, then?

Right, a cup of tea...

then we get the Sundays.

Head down the Phoenix for a roast,

veg out in the pub for a bit

then wander home,

watch a bit of telly, go to bed.

- Perfik.

- I'll get the kettle on.

- Can I have two sugars, please?

- Ooh! Adventurous.

- I might pop into the garden for a bit.

- Go on, then.

Two seconds.

'Player two has entered the game.'

Ed!

Yes!

# Ooh, you make me live

# Whatever this world can give to me

# It's you, you're all I see

# Ooh, you make me live now, honey

# Ooh, you make me live

# Oh, you're the best friend

that I ever had

# I've been with you such a long time

# You're my sunshine

# And I want you to know

that my feelings are true

# I really love you

# Oh, you're my best friend

# Ooh, you make me live

# Ooh, I've been wandering round

# But I still come back to you

# Come back to you

# In rain or shine

you've stood by me, girl

# I'm happy at home

# Happy at home

# You're my best friend

# Ooh, you make me live

# Ooh

# Ooh, you're my best friend #

# I was so tired of being upset

# Always wanted something

I never could get

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

# But I don't know what it is

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# I was so tired of being upset

# Always wanted something

I never could get

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

# But I don't know what it is cos

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

# But I don't know what it is

# Everybody's saying things to me

# But I know it's OK, OK

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

life's an illusion, love is a dream

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

life's the illusion, love is a dream

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

life's an illusion, love is a dream

# Life's an illusion, love is a dream

life's an illusion, love is a dream

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Days

# Bet you are tired of being upset

# Always wanted something

you never could get

# Life's no illusion, love's not a dream

# Now I know just what it is

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Everybody's happy nowadays

# Days #

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