Sherlock Holmes and the Baker Street Irregulars

In the moment when I say the number 3...

...you will enter the state of deep relaxation

All the stresses and worries of the day...

...will fall away,

and you will feel complete relaxed

As you fall towards the states of tremendous well being

Deeper and deeper...

One...

Deeper...

Two...

Deeper...

Three...

Good Morning, Melville.

Hey, here you go

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 10 DAYS

What did you want to be when you grow up?

- When you were a boy, I mean

- Rich?

- Well, I say this mission is accomplished

- What do you want?

What do I want was anybody want

Happiness, love, world peace...

...it is the 6 million dollar question, isn't it?

- You want 6 million dollars

- No.

But these things take time,

it's all tight up...

Shut up

- Please, don't kill me

I am not going to

You gonna disappear.

You change your name,

you take nothing with you...

...you tell no one and you'll never,

this important bit...

...you never, ever come back

- I heard Brazil is nice

- Very nice

If you offend any of these conditions...

- ...I will find you

- Thank you

Don't thank me,

just do it

No, really, thank you

I haven't clear for a week

What are you doing here?

Bjorn, This is my job

Your ass is mine now, Milo.

When management hears about this

I have your head on the plate

What make your mind?

if my head is my ass you want

A bit of both

Why not do now then?

I don't want people accusing me acting unprofessionally

I wait for the paperworks

When I have this, no one was able to say,

not even Leo

I was waiting for this since I was in Amsterdam.

Hi, my name is Milo...

...I am 33

Hi, my name is Milo...

...I am 33

I like... go into restaurants..

I like into cinema...

I like clapping

...reading, writing,

Sh*t.

My name is Milo...

I am a professional hitman

And I have been it too long

What I am looking for?

Someone to...someone to

share of things, with

A life without secrets

A new beginning I suppose

If it's possible

I have no idea, what I am looking for

I know when I find it

- Hello

I don't think I can go through with this

What are you doing Leo, with my...

Have you seen what happens to

people when they retired?

Leo, we've been through this

I don't see this end,

I see this new begin

Life step has to taking

What have you been doing for last 20 years

I was...quiet when we met

Did you say that you're sitting what I am now?

And where is that?

I am in my future

I am in the Autumn Sun Retirement Village

With Stanley.

Anyway...

You are in deep trouble, Milo

I feel the same

Are you having a nervous breakdown?

Leo... can we...

talking about it some other time?

It's not...it's not really convenient right now

You have to acknowledge you have a problem before you can fix it, Milo.

In the mean time, get out of town...

...use the biscuit tin

Go to my place in the country...

Melville!

And there went out another horse ...

... and the power was given to him that sat

thereon to take peace from the earth

and they should kill one and another

And I heard the voice in the mid of 4 beasts says...

...a measure of a wheat for a penny

3 measures of the barley for a penny

...and see that hurt not the oil and the wine

And I looked and behold the pale horse...

and him who sat on him was death...

and hell followed with him

You got that?

How are you feeling?

Come on Lucky, off the bed

- Who are you?

- I am gonna ask you the same question

- Where am I

- In my house

- How did I get here

- My car

Can I get my arm now?

A ship's been exploded, did they normally do that?

The question is what were you doing up there?

- Why is that question?

- Ship don't do themselves up

You think I did that?

I got better things to do with my time

- Is that right?

- Yes

Yes, it is

Where do you think you're going?

Thank you for your assistant

I don't want take any more of your time

You are not going anywhere

I am sorry

Not until I know for sure it wasn't you

- You're serious?

- Deadly

Just look me in the eyes saying

it wasn't you then you free to go

Did you always guest like this?

Not guest, you are suspect

Go on, how hard it can be to look

someone in the eyes and tell the truth

It wasn't me

That wasn't too hard, was it?

- You can go now

- Thank you

- I give you a lift you like

- That won't be necessary

I know, come on

It's Glock 17.

It made almost entirely of plastic

Making it's...

Un...de...tec...table

by metal detectors

for this reason alone, it is the hand gun

of choice for professional assassin.

for professional assassins

Thanks again

Take this, pain killers

It's for dogs, so if you get nervous,

call Craig Anposton, where aware of

Welcome to Gwynfyd.

What I am looking for?

Someone to share things, with

Oh... Milo.

Hello, nice hat

Boy, she's a beauty isn't she

- Will you on the mot?

- Alright...

...Give long shanks so I can kick it

Start with what you learnt from Edmond Society

- Long shanks

- Edwards the 1st, King of

England, 1272 to 1307

I can see you are not historical gentlemen

- I am afraid not

It's you, isn't it?

What's me?

I thought so

I think, I think you might

made some sort of mistake

Oh, no, no, not at all, not at all

we've being expecting you

- Yeah?

- Yes, I know it

- You're the baker

- The baker?

The baker... Yes

of course I...

I know, I tell you what, I know at the moment

you walked through that door there

There's all the fresh bread about you

You know, pies, cakes, wondful

I often thought myself,

there's no noble craft than baking bread

Well, after all, will it be...

load the humble loaf

Of course

Bryn Morgan

Bring you legitimate liquids

- Milo.

- Milo...

Never trust the one just give you full name?

- Milo Shakespeare.

- Shakespeare.

"The smell of blood still.

"All the perfumes of Arabia

will not sweeten this little hand"

Oh, Macbeth

- Any relation?

- to Macbeth?

- Shakespeare.

- Not that I know of

It was pity, great mind, wonderful writer

As they say

Never trust baldness

Rhys... get your ass up here now.

This is Milo, Milo Shakespeare

No relation

Rhys Edwards, I own a "chop chip"

"ship shop""shop chip""ship shi"

What do you call it

"Cod Almighty"

I own "Cod Almighty"

Freshest fish in the valley...

or fish cakes

or any fish...related...products, really

What a pleasure to meet you, Rhys.

Nothing better than the smell of fish

fish is that brilliant

except the smell of fresh bread of course

- What I can do for you, Milo

- I was just looking for a telephone

I can't stay here forever

they think I am the baker, Leo.

Why don't you tell me

there's bakery here for Chris sake

I would thought it's obvious from the photo

What photo

With the rest of information

- There was no photo, Leo

- That's strange

Does it matter if there is a bakery?

Eh.. it just might

What's the name of the plastic surgeon?

The one did Victor after Sao Paulo fiasco?

Forget the plastic surgery, Milo

I am working on it

As we speak in fact

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