Sherlock Holmes and the Baker Street Irregulars Page #2

But it could take some time

- Just sit tight

- Hello..

...Hello

Thanks for the drink, Henry.

Be lucky

Cod Almighty

- He is not the baker

- Who's not the baker?

The baker!

The baker is not a baker

It's a cover

- I see

- I don't know why he is here yet

...I'm guessing it's a big job

Could be a sleeper

Yes, someone who goes in

months, years before the job

Establish themselves in the community

Thereby, you know, avoid suspicious

when the day comes

- What day is that?

- for the hit

The hit?

He is a hitman

- You're fired

- Eh?

I cannot take a dangerous, delusional employee to serve my customer

You put them on fish

Take my advice,

stay off the drugs

This you your answer to everything

He is a hitman, I am telling you

The bakery is a front

Well, my commander will

be very interested in this

- Your commander?

- Mum hum.

Of the alien mother ship I came from, see

This shop is just a front

And I am really an alien, come here...

...to study the brain activity of imbeciles.

That's why I employed you, Eggs.

I can prove it. Guest what I get in my trousers?

Oh, God, Eggs, don't, please...

Bloody hell

- Is it what I am thinking is?

- Yes

Is it.. is it real?

Eggs, give it to me

Smells good

one of my patients

You win some and you lose some

- So you work here too?

- Just on the evenings

Life on the fast lane, lady

Life is hard

Great

Yes, it is great

Which lane you are driving?

Well...slow lane, mostly

Sometimes on a crazy lane, I wonder...

...it is middle lane

So, Milo...

What are you running away from

What do you mean?

You don't know place like Gwynfyd,

unless you running from something

Well, I want to change

- From what?

- From what I was doing

- What is that?

- That's baking of course

But you still a baker

Yeah, but I am in a different place now

Do you have to stop ask questions?

Once they were answered

Does that bother you?

So, why are you here

Are you running from something?

What make you think I'm not from here?

- Are you?

- No.

So

- Have you always been a baker?

- Not always

Is it true that the vet just don't like people

...is that why you came here to be with animals?

I have quite a few animals when I lived in the city

Why do you choose Gwynfyd?

I heard there was shortage of bake goods.

- Is that right?

- That's right.

So, when can I first taste the fresh bread?

Oh, you know, soon

Don't leave it too long when people start to talk

- About what?

- About a baker doesn't bake

- Will you be bake donuts?

- Donuts?

There's jam in the middle

There's nothing better than biting jamful donut

when the jam squirt all over your chin

Don't you think?

- How is your head?

- I will live.

Good to hear it.

Enjoy your meal

Do some baking, are you?

Woo, I think it passed to you, doesn't it?

Shop some spoon, they often are useful

Spoons, can be very useful.

But this time,

the female often set...

...such extend, that the weak male can be fatally crushed

[How to make Fertilizer bomb]

What can I get you?

Oh... that's priceless

It's look good with others

You, go too far...

Oh.. I go all the way, boy

You ask your wife

if you know where she is

I will see you in the grave,

Robert Richards.

I will see you there first,

Allen Thomas.

It's Glock 17.

9 mm.

A favorite with hitman

It was made almost entirely out of plastic

It can be dismantled

for transportation through airports...

...although the air was high security

- This must go no further, Bryn

- No, no, of course not

- What's the baker doing with the gun?

He is not a baker

- Rhys.

- Yes, dear.

I want a word with you.

- Well, I am a bit busy...

- Now!

Of course

I will be right back.

Maybe, he's just here on holiday

While he is opening a bakery?

Is he on a baking holiday?

Yeah, god, whoever did a baking holiday?

Luckily, he is just a baker with weapon enthusiast

Well, you'll never know

We think, he is a sleeper

Are you gone completely mad?

I am but mad north-north-west

when the wind is southerly

I know a hawk from a handsaw. ...

- What bloody are you talking about?

- Hamlet

- I am talking about Shakespeare.

- That's real then...

- What

- Shakespeare.

- That's it...

- For god's sake, I'm talking about the baker

- Yes, yes, the baker

- There must be secret

I know, I know, there's nothing I can talk

in another way gets around this place?

I was only gone for 10 minutes

It's enough

Do you think he is a sleeper, Rhys?

He is here to establish a cover

until the big day comes

When he has to...

assassinate someone

Assassinate

Well, who precisely around here qualify for that term?

Could be anyone of us

Who knows who is paying for his kills

Sounds, not to ask for whom the bell tolls.

- It tolls for the end

- For me? What did I do?

No, no.. not you specifically

it's not... I mean more generally...

...you know...

The presidential election is coming up

I don't think the president of local...

...golf club becomes a potential target, Simon

It is the oldest cover in the book

like mafia guys own pizza restaurants

Except when someone comes in...

...and order a meat feast

he's not asking for the pizza

if you know what I mean

It's so hot. you go to the bakery...

...ask for chocolate span,

before we know it...

...your neighbor's pushing up daisies

Or... wife

Or.. Todd.

Oh.. anyone at all

the baker...

...is his code name probably

it's brilliant!

What is he doing here

Whatever the reason...

...professional assassin

in our midst

The baker

- You work in the "chip shop"

- Afternoons

Two jobs? not many people could handle that

I can

And a secret identity if I have to

Checking on the competition?

Something like that

Nothing to worry about,

they are terrible

So, what people do here in evenings

When they're sitting on the hot-chot,

you know, for fun

Ahh.. for fun! you know, the usual?

The usual?

You know, playing scrabble...

...Dining, soccers, appetizing the video collection

The usual.

Occasionally on dates

Great, with the other...

village people?

He wants to know if she's gonna date to him

but he doesn't know how to ask

She isn't sure if that is such a good idea

I mean, you know ...

Whatever

How about sometime this week

Could that suitable to do think?

I suppose so.

Great, check you diary and get back to him

He can't wait

5.35 pounds, please

Thanks

- Guess I'll let you know

- Great

Who says the romance was dead?

Good morning,

How can I help you?

Bread, Certainly

White, brown, grand grain?

A donut? of course

Anything else I can help you with?

God, what are you thinking of?

- Hey, do you have the chip shipped?

- Yes, I'm about to

I wonder how much he charges.

Whom do you want him

Hypothetically is what I meant

A samurai never sell them cheaply.

Samurai?

Yeah, samurai, assassin, hitman

problem solver, cleaner...

- terminator, liquidator, mutilator...

- You don't get the picture

Annihilator

Exterminator.

Think of any work to do yet?

Or you just going to stare at your glass board like a gold fish?

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