Sherlock Holmes and the Baker Street Irregulars Page #3

Bring them some fish for you tea

I haven't got times to go to shop today

Yes, dear.

Fine you... some job is probably cheaper than others

I hope he does apple tart.

An apple tart might

be just the thing to stoke my Evan's fire

Take bloody blow torch to spart anything in my Dylan

Uhh... His buns certainly look nice

Assistant wanted

Assistant wanted

I am your man

You better come in

Excuse me dear, I just have to...

...go out for a minute

Hello, is anybody there

Ahh... Mr. Rhys.

Please, please I huh...

- ...I want to talk to you with something

- Yes?

Is it good moment?

Well, actually...

It is rather a...delegate mater

It's my wife, She's..

... how can I put this

She squeezes life out of me

Right, I have to...

It's just sometimes, I huh..

...you know I want to do

the same to her but I can't...

...do it

The thing is I am weak

I don't mean physically,

though it might be a problem

It's a mental thing.

I thought you might be able to ...

... do something for me.

You know.

...bake her a cake

- Bake her a cake?

- heh.

You want be bake your wife a cake?

What kind of cake?

Chocolate?

Of course I can bake her a cake.

Really?

Cake is what I do.

So it's true

You are the "baker"

Yes, I am

Is there a... small amount of payment?

No, no, consider this as a sample of my work

An introductive effort

if you like

Oh, thank you. I can't tell you

how much it means to me

You save me from...

...thank you, thank you

Maybe we just have to look out for each other

Oh, you're right

So, right

Please, no, no.

Rhys!

You see my magazine?

Have you be smoking?

You are Stanger everyday

You really are poor excuse for the man, aren't you

Not a day goes past that I don't wish

to listened to my sister.

I'll be off, dear

Have a nice day

So, hum... Eggs.

It's an unusual name

Is it you're found in a chicken farm or...

No.. because it's wank

When can I get start some real work

the longest journey begins from first step

Right

The path to enlightment...

...is lit with their bodies

What?

Wax on...

Wax off

My love

...gone forever

- I am so sorry

- Thank you

I will offer a song that will

forever remind us of Martha

A song that was a personal favorite of hers

A song that she would play over and over

and over on our juke-box

Looking good, boss?

You don't think the tie is to formal or...

Tire is a symbol of potency

I think I am ready

Have you got date then?

A date with destiny

I am sure you're not go dead

- Aim

- Aim?

It's Bob Richard, right?

Oh.. great!

I am really happy for you.

- Well, wish me luck then

- You don't need luck, you are the man

Can I help you?

I'd like a pickled egg.

Ah, very good choice

Finest pickled egg in the valley

If I say so myself

I am looking for someone

And I believe he might have come this way

- If you can help me

- I can certainly try

What is the gloves for?

Is it a tie in your pocket just please to see me?

It's a tie, but I'm pleased to see you

Come in

Wow, what are they

Donuts

Of course, they are, how silly am I.

now that you say, it's obvious

Well

- Really?

- Really

It's really...

...different.

Rhiannon

There is something I need to tell you.

What is it?

I am not a baker

I mean, I just start baking very recently

Really

I feel like I've be doing for my whole life

Well, at least,

I should have been...

...all these.. yes

When I bake, I am free.

Being free is important

you've got... a little bit of jam

...on your...

Where?

Just, en...

Where is it, if I got them?

No, it's, it's more...

What's the problem, do you like it

No, I like it

I love it

Rhiannon, please

- What is that?

- Not what, who

Eggs, what are you doing here?

I only did it, I only bloody did it

One of you know,

Did what, Eggs?

Who saw you make so much mass

Eggs, what are you talking about?

You're talking to me?

I can't see anyone else around here

I'd better get him back

It is my responsible

Eggs...

Come on, come on

I think he should be alright there

- I think so

- Thank you for your help

I'd better get going

Oh Milo, what have you done.

What have you done

Feel embarrassed now, Milo?

Eggs... Eggs...

You are drunk, go back to your caravan

Go back to caravan?

There's no going back anywhere for Eggs.

Forward me onto the next victim

What do you mean about

"Next Victim"?

- What?

- I think I killed Bob.

I killed Bob, I killed Bob

I killed Bob

Tell me what happened

Well, he was in the kitchen

Cocking or something

...I went down to rare window

the on in the garden...

...so no one could see me, right?

Like a ninja.

I just pull out the gun and shot him?

Shot him? Why?

I had a date with destiny

What do you have quarrel with him,

Love is painful

Eh?

Did he try to make you do things you don't want to do?

It's alright, you can tell me.

What?

Come on, Eggs, why did you

shoot Bob in his garden?

I know, I know

I should got inside to do it..

...I lost my gut, ok?

I couldn't do it face to face

Not professional like you

What did you say?

I just want to get out of this village

Live a exiting life...

Kill important people

Be a himan, like you

It was horrible.

His chest just into explode

Eggs, I am a baker

You are THE BAKER

Here... you'd better have this back

Eggs, why did you kill Bob?

He was first in the list

What list?

This list

I just wanted to be like you

Who else knows?

- Everyone

- I see

Well, except a few

Rhiannon doesn't know obviously

Actually she'd have...

That's alright, thanks Eggs

- And the list?

- Clients.

- Do you want cake?

- No.

- Bread?

- No.

Is there anybody in this village

who doesn't want someone dead

Possibly Mr. Pritchard.

You didn't know?

Well... let's say it then

Oh, no...

Rhiannon, please...

- What do you want?

- I want to talk to you

I've nothing to say with you

I can explain

You can explain? Come on then

Everyone... has got few skeleton in their closet

That suppose to be a figure of speech

You lied to me, what else you want to say?

I didn't lie to you

I just didn't tell you everything

I treat the fact of you used to be a professional assassin...

...is more than a detail in your past, wouldn't you?

What have I got wrong?

Just talk to me now, Milo

And telling the truth

That's what I asked,

It's not too hard, is it?

- Have I got wrong?

- No.

I really thought you are different.

Rhiannon, give me a chance.

A man can change,

I am not the person anymore

I am a baker now

You know what?

I don't want to hear it

Goodbye, Milo.

Have a nice life

Actually, I don't even care

what kind of life have to...

...have with someone else

I was very happy on a hard shoulder

Rhiannon, please.

I can't justify what I did, or...

...what I used to be

All I know is what the future could be...

...and it... could be great

No, it could have been great, Milo.

It could be

Don't leave here

- I don't expect you understand this

- I do!

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes