Shrek the Halls Page #2
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- 2007
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- All right, that's close enough.
OK, all right, I just...
guess I got... a little
all the presents and mistletoe
and everything,
and I forgot that it's...
It's about us all bein' together,
and I'm... I'm sorry, Shrek.
I know, Donkey, and... and I'm sorry
it ended up in a great big fight.
Christmas is all about big fights.
My mama used to say, "Christmas ain't
Christmas till somebody cries."
Usually that someone's me.
There is no right way to
do Christmas. You just do it.
Ja, with schnitzel!
- And eggnog!
- And cheese!
- And family.
- Yeah. And family.
So despite the fact that you
drive me crazy at times...
Yes, Donkey, I'm lookin' at you.
...it would mean a lot to me if
you'd all come back and join us.
Don't push your luck.
They got you good, Shrek!
That wasn't even funny!
Who did that?
Well, that's the last
of the spare blankets.
Sorry, but this is my spot. I never get
the good spots, so I specifically...
So we are pigs,
pigs in the blanket, ja?
- Ja.
- Ja.
- This is funny then, ja?
- Ja, ja.
- This is funny.
- Ja.
- Yep, that's a good one.
- Good night, everyone.
- It's time for lights out.
- We can't go to sleep yet.
We haven't heard a bedtime story. Right?
Shrek, yeah!
All right. All right.
Don't need this.
OK.
'Twas the night before Christmas
Not a swamp rat did creep
As mother and babe
Now, the sight of the house
would make any ogre droop
For 'twas sickeningly sweet
as unicorn poop
Yet who was arriving
to help this lost cause?
The foul, the vile
and handsome Ogre Claus
Hey. How's it goin'?
He looked all around
and scratched at his beard
And said...
And said...
This place is worse
than I thought... feared.
So he grabbed up his belly
and screwed up his face
And let loose a...
That transformed the place
With a gleam in his eye
his work here was done
And then to the babies
he gave one by one
A festering bottle
And for mommy a kiss
and a good Christmas goose
Four hundred twenty five degrees,
Then digging a finger
inside of his nose
And giving a nod up
the chimney he rose
And I heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight
"Smelly Christmas to all,
and to all a gross night!"
Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!
- Ho, ho, ho!
- Santa?!
Ho, ho, ho!
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