Shubh Mangal Savdhan Page #3

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You got the chance to

understand each other.

You know, your father I and I

got engaged over a telegram.

"Congratulations. for. the. Engagement."

Full stop."

Come on, dear.

Get ready, everyone's waiting outside.

Only I am not ready.

Mom...

Don't hand over the envelope

until I don't say so.

Just don't... - But... I...

What a weird girl.

You know what, let's get

over with the formalities..

Before the gift and fruit

baskets get spoilt

You're absolutely right.

Where were you?

Come, stand here.

Here you go, dear.

Keep it.

Congratulations...

It's your turn now.

Where's the envelope? - Did

you forget it at home?

Where is it?

Check your purse,

Must be in there.

Yes, I did keep it in my purse, but...

I've to use the washroom? - Washroom?

Mom... - Ginny, go with her.

Come on...

See... now she wants to use the washroom.

Where did I keep the envelope?

You're just too much...

She's talking nonsense,

Doesn't mean a thing.

He's gone too.

Where's he going?

Sugandha.

Sugandha. - Mudit?

Yeah... I'm listening.

- What am I supposed to say?

But you said come to the washroom.

- Yeah, but... I had to go.

What are you doing here?

Mudit, what are you doing here?

Yes, I...

Fine, I'll wait outside.

But, I must speak with you urgently.

Come quickly.

Wait, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Shhhh.

Let's get on with the rituals, please.

I haven't thought about it.

My entire family's waiting outside.

At least give me something.

At least a coconut.

You're going to embarrass me

in front of my entire family.

Mudu... - Megha, you?

What a pleasant surprise?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I came here with my grandma.

Where were you? - Grandma...

Remember Mudu. - Hello.

Take her away.

Take her away. - Come on.

But, what are you doing here?

It's his engagement,

and he's standing here.

God knows where the girl is. - Engagement?

Fix the pleats.

Coming, uncle.

Remember, where did we meet last time.

It's been a really long time.

I haven't forgotten what

you said that day to me.

Remember what you said to me that day?

I am fooled. - Online proposal!

You remember.

Oh, Mudu.

Why is she calling him Mudu?

You know, I followed you everywhere...

Insta(Instagram)... Snappy (Snapchat)...!

What were you saying?

You know, actually...

Ginny, please talk to her.

I am fooled.

Is she coming?

She's here. She's here.

Come, dear.

Where is he? - You're back, dear.

Hurry up, dear. - Where is he?

Tell Tyagi to take a look. - He's here.

Ohh, my... it's right here.

Take it. - Take it.

Congratulations.

"I keep it difficult for

him but doesn't listen"

"Kanha doesn't give up"

"The world lays traps, he passes with ease"

"Steals butter and gets what he please"

"His flute is his magic wand"

"The road to the..."

"The road to the riverbank is tough"

"But doesn't listen"

"Kanha doesn't give up"

Yeah, Sugandha. - Mudit,

there's been a big problem.

We lost the marriage venue.

And that idiot swindled all our money.

Mom and dad are having a big fight.

I'll figure something out.

This is for the booking.

Just don't worry about anything.

We'll get married in Haridwar.

"He stops me"

"He accosts me."

"He stalks me on my way to Yamuna"

"Shameless, jobless"

"When he throws a stone my pot breaks"

"Smooth talker, he enchants me"

"He catches me in the net of love"

"He's too quick"

"I request him to go slow"

"But no! Doesn't listen"

Take care. - Bye.

And lock the door.

We'll call once we reach Haridwar.

- Bye sister.

We'll be back in a couple of days.

"I keep it difficult for him but no...

Doesn't listen"

"Kanha doesn't give up"

Bye.

Bye.

"I kissed him...

No..."

"He..."

The bike isn't starting.

I think the engine's heated up.

Can I come in?

Yes.

Lock.

Phone? - I'll fix it.

Where's the battery? - Don't know.

Here it is.

We cannot be too loud

These are government flats.

What happened? - Tiger Balm.

What happened?

I had onion bread for lunch.

I see... - Do you have chewing gum?

Yeah...

It's strawberry.

Do you have another room?

Is this right? - This is how it's done.

I mean... before marriage...

Well, you did say 'yes' aloud.

- I am not saying no.

You're getting emotional for no reason.

When we go for our honeymoon...

we'll waste time trying

to understand each other.

And, if you feel this is wrong

then I'll leave. - No...

Hold on... - What?

Where's the bathroom?

Wait here, I'll be right back.

"92.7 Big FM."

"My name is Nilesh Mishra."

"And you're listening to 'Memory

lane Idiot Box'on 92.7."

"Today's story is called

"That girl from G-block'."

"Sangeeta Loved Aman."

"But Sangeeta did feel weird

when Aman came over."

"It had been only a couple of minutes

when he sent that text to her."

"I am coming over... is

what he wrote in it."

"But Sangeeta felt like she's

been waiting for ages."

"On the other side, Aman..."

"How's he going to tell

Sangeeta what's on his mind?"

"What if she misunderstands him?"

"He must have drunk over a dozen cold

drink bottles at the local shop..."

"...only to catch a glimpse of her."

"If Sangeeta feels offended today..."

"...will Aman ever dare

to open another bottle?"

"Why is Aman taking so long?

Did something happen to him?"

"There was a noise at the

iron-gate, she was surprised."

"She thought Aman is here."

"But, she was wrong."

"Sangeeta kept waiting, but

Aman went back."

"She could've chased after Aman..."

"...but, she couldn't find her stole."

"There was no activity at the shop either."

"That bottle of cold drink

was left unopened."

What's wrong?

There's a problem. - What?

Nothing, it's a gents problem. - But what?

Like I said, it's a gents problem.

You won't get it.

I am not stupid.

I know.

Know what? - It's common.

Happens with anyone.

You've got a boil, isn't it?

Is it swollen?

You can't even sit straight.

It's not what you think.

Then what's wrong, Mudit.

Tell me.

Do you love me?

What are you saying?

Everything else is fine,

but, we forgot to tell you one thing.

Don't worry... we don't want anything.

We just want you to welcome

the guests with 'Pan Parag'.

Complete the dialogue!

'Pan Parag.'

Ohh, Pan Parag.

We didn't know... - Even

you like Pan Parag.

even you like Pan Parag.

You'll have to excuse me... - Yeah...

But, since the time my son was born...

I always had this desire to

say this 'line' to his in-laws.

Actually, he's got a very jolly nature.

In fact, you should see him

after he's had one peg.

Your wife remembers Shammi sir's

dialogues, but you don't.

That's not the case.

You see, I am a big fan of Shammi sir.

What an amazing guy.

He still looks fantastic at this age.

- No, not anymore.

Why not? - He passed away.

No-no... - Yes.

It's been more than a year or two.

- No-no...

No... it's been almost 8-9 years. - Really?

Strange, nobody told me.

What is this? - It's a holy string.

I think someone's jinxed us.

What do you mean? We've just met!

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