Shubh Mangal Savdhan Page #4

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What do you think?

Do you think I believe in these things?

Shall we try again?

Mudit... please don't do this.

You can't be so formal.

We'll have to do it someday.

Practice makes a man perfect

With practice you can overcome

even the most impossible task.

Oo.. love birds!

Come...

You see that roof...

I'll get it extended.

These yellow flowers are my favorite.

- And attach a toilet to it.

If you extend the roof, then...

where will your wife dry the clothes?

You don't worry...

Children these days hate to see

undergarments hanging in the open.

So this will be the dry area.

Full technology.

Pulley system.

Pulley down, underwear up.

No one's watching.

Pulley up, underwear down.

It's dry, wear them.

That's really nice.

Did you talk to your mom?

Fine, what about your father?

Tyagi? Duggal?

You must have talked to someone, Mudit?

Am I becoming a father that I

go around telling everyone?

Don't create a scene out here.

I'll fix my problem.

I just wasn't in the mood...

The place wasn't right, I guess....

What? - I said, the place wasn't right.

What the f...

Sorry. Sorry...

Sorry!

How many times are you going to say sorry?

How many times are you going to say sorry?

Today it's the place.

Tomorrow you'll say the problem is with me.

Fantastic, Mudit. - Brother,

is there a problem?

Mind your own business, you bloody...

I'll make you fool!

Sorry... - When you finally

solve your problem...

Are you listening?

Then you can text me, okay?

And by the way, Yours is

a pathetic neighborhood.

Pull... Pull..Pull.

Bless you, dear.

Good.

Bless you.

Yes go.

What is your problem if the

wedding happens in Haridwar?

Destination weddings are the new trend.

We'll have fewer wedding guests.

And those who attend the wedding,

can take a holy dip in the Ganges.

I don't want any favours from my brother.

This is not a favour.

Didn't their son Golu come

over for his entrance exams?

I even washed his dirty clothes.

And, even we have a right

to that family house.

Mom, please let me watch TV.

"Yes Mummy"

He only scored 40 marks in Maths,

and busy watching television.

Someone give him a tight slap. - So what?

What did I achieve by scoring 70, mom?

We don't have a parking space outside...

but, I still remember

the Pythagoras theorem.

I haven't got a single

promotion at office...

but, I still remember

my Algebra lessons.

Instead of making us

by-heart our lessons...

they should've taught us how

to solve problems in life.

Where's my bloody fruit bar?

Amazing, sister! - Shut up.

Shut up... stupid.

Fool!

I'll talk to her tonight.

"He then kissed my wet lips."

"Like rain drops falling

on a parched land."

"That night..."

Sshhhhh.

You know Dolly aunty's driver

is always standing downstairs.

Talk softly!

"I still remember that night."

"I was completely overwhelmed..."

"...when his arrow pierced my heart,

which had been lonely for a long time."

I wrote this on my wedding night.

Your father was very gentle.

In fact, he was too gentle. - Yuck, mom.

I don't want to hear your story.

Please, leave.

Ginny will be here any minute.

You'll find a thousand more Ginny's...

But, you've got only one mom!

I'm giving you this lifelong education,

You can't even say 'relation'.

What will you teach me?

How do you say it?

Look, Sugu, you...

You don't understand

what I'm trying to say.

You see, dear...

A woman's body is a secret treasure.

And, it stays in a closed cave.

And, do you know when it opens?

When someone says 'open sesame', mom.

No-no-no...

It opens only on the wedding night.

And, it doesn't open for the forty thieves,

only for Ali Baba.

And, what if Ali Baba doesn't

make it to the caves?

Why won't Ali Baba make it to the caves?

He was born to reach the cave.

He will... - Mom.

Ali Baba needs these lessons, not the cave.

Understand.

Please leave. - But, dear...

Please, go.

Mom, please.

Ginny's here, now please leave.

Look, dear... - Get up.

Ali Baba is... - I said leave.

Hello, aunty... - I said go.

Listen to me, dear. - No!

Why won't Ali Baba make it to the caves?

Yuck...

Look at you...

Your attitude's changed

right before the wedding.

Oh really... you think

my attitude has changed?

Nothing is happening...

And you think my attitude has changed.

Why?

Ginny, Mudit's got a big problem? - AIDS?

Are you crazy?

AIDS?

I hope not...

Gent's problem.

And, he told you.

He tried.

But poor guy couldn't tell me.

But, I understood.

And I think he knows that I understood.

What are you trying to say?

How do I explain this to you?

Sorry, guys, I am late.

I had to deliver a mobile.

My father always spoil my plans.

What happened?

Duggal... there's a big problem. - What?

His little bro... - Little bro? Who?

Yes.

When? - Yesterday.

Oh.

Where? Ring Road?

Are you crazy?

At sister-in-law's home.

- Sister-in-law's home?

How? - Do I have to tell you everything?

Sorry, man.

Tell me something...

When is the funeral?

Sugu... - Hmmm...

I may never be able to eat

another biscuit all my life.

Ginny... I am fooled here

and, you're wandering off on your own trip.

No...

Plus, Mudit's track is stuck in a loop.

"It's my problem, I'll do this.

It's my problem, I'll do that."

"Me... Me... Me..."

Do you really think you're responsible

for his problem? - I didn't say that.

You don't need your mother's advice.

You need something else. - Ginny...

I'll get it tomorrow. - What?

I'll get it tomorrow!

What?

Ginny...

'Come to me Danny boy'

'I am waiting to do things to you'

'You can't even imagine.'

'Come to me'

Who is she calling? - Must be her husband.

What is her problem?

You know what, let it be.

You're going to end up...

just like Preeto from my neighborhood.

She came back home 2

weeks after her wedding.

Divorce...

Nagging mother-in-law,

arguments with the husband...

It was none of the above.

Do you know what the real reason was?

- What?

Relation.

Same problem? - How would I know?

I am untouched by hand myself.

You were my last hope.

But, guys these days have lost their plot.

They all look like buffoons...

but fancy about hotties

like Katrina Kaif.

And, curse these beautiful sirens too.

They grind the pole and walk way...

and the pressure is on us.

We middle-class girls have no class at all.

And, if you don't do it...

these guys will turn to someone else.

I don't know, Sugu, you deal with this.

And return the CD, it

belongs to my brother.

How many more of these do you have?

Is this why you wanted a laptop?

How many more of you?

Ginny, next time we'll watch

the CD at your home. - Why?

Yeah... my brother's getting

beaten up because of me.

You watch such dirty pictures.

- Don't worry.

Soon he'll have his own collection.

- Shut up.

Listen, did you give it a thought...

about the beautiful-siren? - No.

Do you want to become a ruffian

when you grow up? - Not yet.

But, you know what...

I am going to buy my wedding

dress with mom. - Hurry up.

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