Shubh Mangal Savdhan Page #9

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marries a banana tree?

She's not marrying a cactus.

Come, dear. - No!

Sugu... these people can

stoop to any level.

They can do anything, Sugu.

Run away, dear. Come on.

Take this. Take it...

- Where are you going?

I don't care what the rest think.

I just care about what Mudit thinks!

Sugu... - Sugu.

Wait...

Come here.

You're going to see your would-be husband.

You shouldn't go empty-handed.

Take this cup of tea.

Are you all mad?

She forgot her stole. - Sugu,

take this too. - Sugu...

Sugu...

I thought I was so positive.

Shall we try again?

Neha, what are you doing here?

Same thing... you couldn't

do with Sugandha.

What couldn't I do with her?

It's time for us to be one, Mudu...

- Stop this nonsense.

Tyagi and Duggal told me everything.

If I find them, I'll turn them into a pulp.

Go back to sleep, Montu.

I knew it from the other day when I

met you at the engagement. - What?

There's definitely some

problem between you and her.

You two don't look like a couple at all.

- What are you saying?

You know... after you left,

I had two breakups myself.

So, what should I do? - Do

you know what that means?

What? - It's a sign.

We're made for each other.

I know what your problem is...

and so do you. - What?

Did you have a problem when

you were with me? - No.

We spent so much time together. - Yes.

Did we ever go out? - No.

Did you ever take me to Buddha Garden?

- No.

We used to stay inside the room all day.

- Yeah...

Remember?

Did we have a problem?

No, right?

Isn't it?

My life's already in a mess.

Let me go.

I really love Sugu.

Just look at that!

His father's waiting

with the banana tree...

while he's trying out

different positions.

See, dear... see...

Sugu.

Hey sugu.

Get up.

How can anyone be such a lowlife, Vimla?

Where are you going?

Who is the girl? - We should

clobber him with a shoe.

Sugu...

You're mistaken.

No, we're not...

You just messed with the wrong family.

These online types are

just like that, aunty.

I thought you are Alibaba

but you're a thief.

Let me go. Sugandha. - You

won't go after her.

She's dead for you.

- Sugu will tell me that.

Someone stop that pervert.

Take some really nice pictures. - Yes...

Come, daughter-in-law...

See... we even found a banana tree.

Daughter-in-law...

How can you leave without

covering yourself?

Where are you going?

Move. - Curse you.

Sugu...

Sugu... - Someone catch him.

Your idea didn't work. - It was your idea.

Get lost.

She should've at least covered herself.

She's gone. - Wait.

Sugandha. Sugandha.

We'll get daughter-in-law

married to the banana tree...

so solve the flaws in her birth-chart.

See... here's the tree.

- Stop this nonsense, papa.

She's gone.

She didn't go anywhere, son.

She just went out for a

stroll, she will be back.

She didn't go anywhere, son.

If we don't complete this

ritual, you won't have kids.

She didn't go out for a

stroll, she left me for good.

Don't you get it?

She will come back. - The ritual is

still incomplete, how can she leave.

With your rituals.

Tell me something, are

you on my side or hers?

I am on Sugandha's side. - Wait...

I am on Sugandha's side.

I am on Sugandha's side.

- Then listen carefully.

Sugandha will have to

marry this banana tree.

Move aside, let me go.

Forget the banana tree, Sugu

won't even marry your son.

Why not? - No, she won't.

What are you saying?

We traveled so far... spent all that money.

What about that? - Let's

not talk about expenses.

I have an account for every penny.

Get my glasses.

If we go back empty-handed,

it will be an insult to us.

Fine,

He's insulted us!

He's insulted us!

Get that out of my way.

Listen...

We won't go back empty-handed.

We'll take Sugandha back

as our daughter-in-law.

Bring Sugandha here.

Sugu won't marry him! - She will.

No, she won't. - Yes, she will.

No, she won't. - Yes, she will.

You and your banana tree!

I've been trying to tell

you Sugandha is gone.

But who listens to me...

Listen, fathers... what do you want?

Marry this banana tree...

Here you go...

What kind of a son is he?

Who performs the rituals?

Who performs the rituals? - The girl...

Who performs the rituals?

- The boy can too.

Then do it...

What's he doing?

Chant the mantras.

(priest chanting)

Offer this flower.

The problem is with me, your son.

Why will she marry a banana tree?

I will...

I am sitting right here,

let's see who can budge me.

Take the nuptial rounds.

And you...

I thought I'll talk to you.

I'll talk to you once you calm down.

But you're a big loud mouth.

Your volume doesn't seem to come down.

Where's the daughter-in-law's stole?

What do you care about her stole?

Irritating me with your

talks about manhood.

His daughter is turning me into a man.

She is trying.

Whatever confidence I've left,

is all because of his daughter.

Are the nuptial rounds complete?

- Yes, it is.

Who is going to tell me? - Me.

Join your hands?

If you have some cash...

Doesn't matter if you don't.

- Someone give him a 100.

Where's my purse? - Do you have it?

Here you go, priest.

And you.

I am talking to you.

I've been trying to tackle this

problem for the last 6 months.

It'll come out somewhere.

And please don't give me

a character certificate.

Look at yourselves, people!

Take the blessings. - Whose?

Your parents.

Actually, it's not necessary.

They are not worthy of giving blessings.

If you bend before them, they kick you.

A real man is not someone

who doesn't feel pain.

A real man is someone who

doesn't hurt anyone...

and stops others from doing the same.

Are we done? Okay?

Or, would you like to drive

a truck over my head?

I love her...

Every time I see her name with

mine on the wedding card...

it makes me really happy.

She's sad and left me.

Can I go win back the one I love?

Or, do I need your permission?

Mudit.

If you go with that girl, then don't

come back home. - What the...

And, don't expect any money from me either.

I don't want your money.

Here's my purse.

Just return my license.

I got it made myself from the RTO.

You...

Why are you hitting me?

Every year we show you the arrangements...

of the 'ArdhKumbhMela' on

this holy land of Haridwar.

But this time, we suddenly

ran into a personality...

who will add to the

glory of this report.

And that's Bollywood star Jimmy Shergill.

Sir...

Hello... Hello...

Move... mister... move, please.

Madam... please...

Let me go.

Welcome sir.

Move.

So, what brings you here?

Well, out here we're shooting

an ad on family planning.

For a condom. - I see... so you're

here to shoot an ad for this 'condom'.

Condom. - 'Condom'.

Well, the name doesn't matter...

It is important that you use it.

Listen brother, Sister.

Let me go.

Where are you going?

Let him through. - He's calling.

Sir, my future wife is

in the temple up there.

I guess she took this path.

- What happened?

Did she run away? - No, sir,

it's just a misunderstanding.

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