Sick Of It All Page #2

Yeah, that's not the way

that you treat people.

That is not

the way you do it.

That is not the way

you treat people.

That's not the way

you f***ing do it.

I would never do that.

I would never do that.

Why the f*** would I put up

with sh*t from you,

you f***ing c*nt?

God, I love you.

F*** you.

Aroo-roo-roo-roo!

You want a f***ing dog?

I will give you a f***ing dog.

I'll give you a hellhound.

Aroo-aroo!

I will f***ing tear you apart

and sh*t in your dinner.

This is rose.

I'm away from the garden.

Please leave me a message.

Hi, sweetie. Hi.

Hi, it's me again.

I just wanted to say

I'm sorry again.

I was a jackass,

and I'm excited for dinner.

--And I miss you.

Oh, yeah.

I have all this sh*t.

I can't--

I can't believe it.

I don't have to

go to the store.

Nice. All I got to do

is cook it up now,

heat it later,

serve it up

like a "champeen."

Hi, Mrs. basil.

Hi, my name is Anthony prince.

I lost you there

for a second.

Yeah, I'm calling from

the superior breath

burial insurance company.

That's right.

That's right.

We're having a discount

in November--

30% off within

seven days of the funeral.

Not only that,

but you obviously would

get that included

with the policy

of your choice.

My name is Anthony prince.

I'm calling on behalf of...

Hi, my name

is Anthony prince...

That's right,

it's insurance...

Superior breath

burial insurance...

Every member of

the family is covered,

and that includes your pet.

Hello, my name is

anthon-- no.

This product is ideal

for people who bleed true

for their team,

country, or religion.

Your team will feel

your support

years after your death.

It doesn't mean

you don't deserve

superior insurance.

If your depression worsens,

and let's say,

god forbid,

the worst happens

and you do what

you say you might do,

you want to leave

your family secure.

Imagine your family

sitting at your funeral,

crying,

weeping for your loss.

...in case you die.

You know what?

I'm not wasting my time.

This is a job.

This is a real job.

My name is--

no? All right.

...adult child.

It can't be

a 14-year-old type adult.

The last one I sold

to a 45-year-old man

who acted like a 6-year-old.

It's awful.

I hate my job.

Please, call me

and give me a f***ing--

I hate my job.

Good morning. Greetings

and salutations, Mr. blue.

-Is it Mr. blue?

-That's me.

It is. Okay, great.

Mr. blue, hello.

My name is Anthony prince.

I'm calling on behalf

of the superior breath

burial insurance company.

For the month of November,

we have a 30% discount

on all of our policies.

That's right,

up to and including

every policy

you purchase today.

Within about a week

of each funeral,

you will be reimbursed

up to 30%

if you purchase this month.

Now, do you have a moment?

I can run by some of

our policies with you.

Yeah, okay.

-You do?

-I do.

All right.

All right, Mr. blue.

-All right.

-You can call me Dale.

Dale. Dale it is.

Yes, sir, Dale.

Okay, let's start with

our top policy.

Let's just start

right off there--

the superior preferred

whole life plan.

That sounds like you,

doesn't it, Dale?

Come on! T-bone!

-Sh*t. Hold on,

Mr. blue.

-What?

It doesn't take

X-ray vision

to see you're in there, man.

Sh*t, sh*t.

Stevie wonder could see

you're in there.

Hey. How you doing?

What are you

doing here, snake?

What's with the cold

renovations, brother?

It looks like a f***ing

haunted house in here.

-Hey, man.

-No, no, no.

You smell like a brewery.

You smell like a brewery.

It's not even

10:
00 A.M., man.

-Hey, hey, hey.

-What? What?

Is old mama Hitler here?

No. No, she's not,

and don't call her that.

Don't call her that.

-Goddamn it.

-Look, I can

smell the clit.

-Goddamn it, man.

-I can smell the clit.

I'm f***ing working here.

I'm working here.

You f***ing animal.

I'm working.

Yeah, I'm working here!

-Mr. blue.

-Oh, clown bozo.

--Oh, man.

F***, man.

Where are the f***ing

bozo the clown shooters

i got you in '82?

These are superb

collectibles, man.

They should be

on f***ing display here

on the wall

of f***ing fame.

What are you

talking about?

What do you got here?

What are you doing?

Give me that.

Give me the bottle.

Give it here.

Give me the bottle.

Get the f*** off.

What are you doing?

Give me the bottle.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

What are you trying to do?

Kill yourself?

Aw, sh*t.

Aww.

Sh*t.

Aw, sh*t.

Look what you made me do.

I made you do it?

I just f***ing got here.

I didn't do sh*t.

What is wrong with you, man?

I have to go to the store now,

you a**hole.

I'm sick.

I'm sick here, man.

I know.

You need some help.

No, you don't--

you don't know.

Anthony, I'm serious.

I'm sick, man.

What are you talking about?

I don't know how

to tell you this, man.

I'm sick, man.

-I got the aids.

-What?

I got aids.

Are you serious?

I'm dying.

Sh*t.

I thought

it was crohn's disease,

but it's aids.

Aw, sh*t.

What am I going to do, man?

F***, man.

I'm so sorry, buddy.

I'm so sorry, man.

It's going to be all right.

That's fine.

It's going to be okay.

There's a lot of people that

live a long time with aids.

Look at magic Johnson.

That guy's had aids

for 30 f***ing years, man.

He's done great for himself.

It's going to be all right.

Sh*t. What can I do?

Sh*t, man.

Can I have

soldier boy back?

What?

I thought it would be nice

to be buried with him.

Aw, you a**hole.

No, no.

You got me.

F*** you, you a**hole.

You're a real a**hole,

you know that?

You're a real a**hole.

No. God, no.

No. Get out.

Come on, time's up.

Congratulations,

you f***ed me. Let's go.

You f***ing owe me, man.

I don't owe you sh*t.

You owe me for

the f***ing hasbro score.

Get over the hasbro

score already.

It was eight

f***ing years ago.

Hey, man, if I'd had

the f***ing skorponok

in my collectibles

of first gen Decepticons,

-it would have

made a mint.

-You moron.

-You f***ed me on that.

-You moron.

That wasn't even in the box.

If anything,

i saved your ass,

because you were about

to lay 250 clams down

on that skorponok.

I saw it on ebay last week

for $14.99, you perp.

-Now, go.

-Just give me

soldier boy back.

No. Deal's a deal.

Let's go.

I thought it would be nice

to be buried with him.

Can't have it.

Let's go.

-But it was my pappy's.

-No. Oh, your pappy?

Did he die of

the aids, too?

You don't get to talk

about my pappy that way.

I'm coming for

soldier boy at 3:00.

-3:
00.

-Out. Out.

I'm coming for soldier boy

at 3:
00.

-Sober up.

-3:
00. 3:00.

-Sober up.

-Three.

F***ing animal.

This is a stetson.

-Oh.

-Yeah, it's a great...

You have three messages.

Message one.

Go, go, go.

Message two.

Shh. Shh. Be quiet.

Message three.

Now listen up.

You know that I know

that you know that much.

You're not dealing

with a chimp here,

but dummy up, f*** face.

Cocksucker.

I want soldier boy back!

A**hole!

This is rose.

I'm away from the garden.

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