Sick Of It All Page #4

God! Pointing the finger

at me again?

You're always blaming me,

pointing the finger at me!

I'm not blaming you,

you dumb f***.

Yeah. That's exactly

what foxy calls me.

I was being ironic,

you dumb f***.

You want to call me

dumb f*** again?

Huh? Go ahead.

Call me dumb f***.

Can I suggest

that we all sit down

over a nice lunch

and sort this out

on a full belly?

-It's not a bad idea.

-I'm starving.

You can't stay here, man.

-Why not?

-Why not?

Because I won't be

an accomplice to your crime.

They've already detained

your neighbor for doing so.

Besides, Rosie would

never stand for this,

and we have company

coming over for dinner,

which I've already burnt twice

and need to start making.

-So, no.

-Yeah, yeah. Bullshit.

You burned dinner twice?

You're in luck.

I'm the best

prep cook you know.

And I'm your brother.

Come on, man.

You kidnapped your son!

Sh*t.

It's probably snake.

Prince?

This is office feltcher

and office recum

from the Los Angeles

police department.

We're here to ask you

a couple questions.

Shh. Be very quiet.

In the back. In the back.

Very quiet.

Good morning.

Oh, is it afternoon?

God, I must have really

crashed out, officers...

Recum.

Officer feltcher.

Those are interesting names.

It's interesting that I took

my wife's maiden name?

I think it's beautiful.

-Are you Anthony prince?

-Brother to Barbra prince?

Yes, sir.

Barbra's my brother.

What kind of name

is "Barbra" for a man?

It's a family name, sir.

It's our grandmother's name.

I've had it up to here

with this guy.

I am so sick

of his business.

Have you seen your brother

or had contact with him

in the last 72 hours?

No. Why?

What's going on?

Is he okay?

Is he dead?

Do you not know

what's going on with

your family?

Do you now pay attention

to the news, son?

The news?

I've been asleep.

-It's a big story.

-You don't TiVo?

-TiVo?

-TiVo?

You record programs

and then you watch them--

I know what TiVo is, I do.

But just say "dvr."

He knew what

i was talking about.

-TiVo is the brand.

Dvr is the larger--

-doesn't matter.

The Internet is another place

to get good information.

Lot of good options there.

Yeah. I don't have

a computer.

-Oh.

-Wow.

Now you're trying

to be smart with us.

-Oh, ho, ho!

-No, I'm being serious.

I don't have a computer.

You need to walk

your little ass

down to a radio shack

and pick one up,

because you're

going to need it.

Yeah, because Barbra's

the lead suspect

in the kidnapping

of your nephew.

Kidnapped?

But that's his own son.

You can't kidnap

your own child.

Are you guys kidding?

Does it look like

we're kidding?

No. And he did.

Listen, if you have any more

information about him,

you better give it up

right now.

Uh, Barbra.

Uh...

No, I don't think so.

You don't think so?

I don't have

any information.

-Any phone calls?

-No phone calls.

What's going on

over there?

Looks like

you just had a few guests

over for late brunch.

-Late brunch?

-Yeah.

Why wouldn't you say lunch?

It's 11:
45.

You have a late brunch.

That's drifting

dangerously into lunch.

It's not, though.

It's not noon.

Noon and beyond is lunch.

Nope, I don't think--

there's brunchware

on the table.

Well, I am a toy collector,

and I had a little

toy powwow,

and I had a couple of fellow

toy collectors come over.

All right,

you see anything weird,

you give us a call.

And if you run

into your brother,

be careful.

He may be dangerous.

-He's not dangerous.

-I said "may be."

-He left the door open.

-I left it open.

I didn't say

he was dangerous.

-He said "may be."

-"May be dangerous."

He might be dangerous,

he may not be dangerous.

-You never know.

-Yes, sir, sirs.

Officer recum?

Office feltcher.

-Okay.

-All right.

-All right.

-Okay.

-Mm-hmm.

-All right.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

All right, you guys

can come out now.

F***, man.

What is wrong with you?

Oh, my god,

i thought you were the cops.

No, you maniac.

This is bad, man.

This is bad.

What were they doing here?

Are they looking for us?

Yeah, they were asking

about you.

-What do you think?

-I don't know.

They could have been here

for some other sh*t.

What?

Shut your mouth,

all right?

I've already lied

to the cops once.

Now, there's not a chance

rose is going to

stand for this.

Oh, there's no way

rose will allow this?

Rose?

That's what we're talking

about right now? Rose?

Are you wearing

a f***ing skirt?

Jesus Christ,

are you whipped?

Okay, fine.

Fine, all right?

You guys can't stay.

You got to go.

Real nice.

Kick us out.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Well, let me ask

one more favor, brother.

All right, fine.

What?

We've been in this sh*t

for three days.

I've been eating out

of the L.A. river,

hiding in doghouses,

drainage pipes,

I haven't had

a good meal since--

the lunch you cooked

was f***ing so good,

the first real food

I've had in days.

I could use a nap

and a shower, right?

And then a plan.

I need your brain to help me

come up with a plan

to get out of this sh*t.

An escape plan.

-You're smarter than I am.

-You want a plan?

-Yeah.

-Here's a plan.

You call foxy,

you tell her you have l.P.,

tell he's okay,

and you tell her

to call off the search.

Yeah. "Just call off

the search, foxy."

It's that easy, right?

It sounds nice,

but that's not how it works.

I'm knee deep in this sh*t.

I need help, brother.

I need your help.

All right.

Take your shower

and take a nap.

And when you get up,

we're going to

go over your options,

and you go home,

get the f*** out.

I'm not going home,

but I'll take a shower.

Let me take my shower.

Come on, l.P.

You can help me make

the pumpkin feta.

Is that the original

soldier boy from 1963?

Yeah, actually, it is.

That is a rare piece.

They only have ten

prototypes in existence.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

But that bad boy right there

is number one.

-No kidding?

-No-- whoa, whoa, whoa.

We don't touch.

We don't touch.

If you can't touch it,

how do you play with it?

You don't play with it.

You collect it

and you admire it.

You want to see

something really cool?

-Sure.

-All right.

Uncle a., phone.

We'll let the answering

machine get it,

because you're about

to feast your eyes

one something very

few people in the world

have ever seen.

Check this out.

Soldier boy puts the "action"

in "action figure."

Soldier boy is brave.

He fears no enemy,

and kills

the evil orientals.

I'll kill you,

soldier boy.

I'm gonna get you!

Soldier boy's

gonna kill us all!

Run for your lives!

Oh!

This soldier boy

is not just a hero,

he is a man,

an American.

More guts

than your own father.

Pretty cool, huh?

I would say

for the times,

it has some

serious issues.

Well, yeah.

I mean, the whole

"macho American killing

orientals" thing

pretty much is what killed

the whole soldier boy idea,

but levine, the father of

soldier boy,

he was in Korea,

and he was in some

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