Sideways Page #11
MAYA:
Good for you.
JACK:
It's getting published. That's what
we're up here celebrating.
Miles shoots Jack a look. Jack responds with a "don't-f***-
it-up-brother" glower.
MAYA:
That's fantastic. Congratulations.
She offers her glass, and all clink.
MAYA:
(to Jack)
Are you a writer too?
JACK:
No, I'm an actor.
MAYA:
Oh yeah? What kind of stuff?
JACK:
A lot of TV. I was a regular on a
couple of series. And lately I've
been doing a lot of commercials.
National mostly.
MAYA:
Anything I'd know?
JACK:
Maybe. Recognize this?
Jack takes a deep breath, and out comes a perfect VOICE-OVER
VOICE.
JACK:
"Now with low, low 5.8% APR
financing."
Maya's mouth drops open and curves into a big smile.
MAYA:
That's hilarious. You sound just
like one of those guys.
JACK:
I am one of those guys.
MAYA:
You are not.
MILES:
He is.
Jack launches into another one of his sure-fire hits.
JACK:
(very fast)
Consult your doctor before using
this product. Side effects may include
oily discharge, dizziness, hives,
loss of appetite, difficulty breathing
and low blood pressure. If you have
diabetes or a history of kidney
trouble... you're f***ed!
This makes Maya laugh a big throaty laugh. Jack joins in.
Nervous about Jack's aggressive flirtatiousness, Miles musters
MAYA:
(winding down)
They all take a drink of wine.
MAYA:
So what are you guys up to tonight?
Before Jack has a chance to speak --
MILES:
We're pretty wiped. Probably go back
to the hotel and crash.
This makes Maya slightly embarrassed at her apparent
availability, but she recovers quickly, remains breezy.
MAYA:
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a
long drive up here. Where're you
staying?
MILES:
The Windmill.
JACK:
Windmill.
Maya downs the rest of her wine, stamps out her smoke, and
picks up her jean jacket and purse.
MAYA:
Well, good to see you, Miles. Jack.
MILES:
See you.
As she leaves --
JACK:
We'll catch up with you later, okay?
But she's gone. Jack gives Miles a slow burn look.
JACK:
We'll probably go back to the hotel
and crash?
EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT
The guys walk drunkenly along the shoulder as CARS WHIZ BY.
JACK:
The girl is looking to party, and
you tell her we're going to go back
to our motel room and crash? Jesus,
Miles!
MILES:
Well, I'm tired. Aren't you tired?
JACK:
The chick digs you. She lit up like
a pinball machine when she heard
your novel was getting published.
MILES:
Now I've got another lie to live
down. Thanks, Jack.
JACK:
I'm trying to get you some action,
but you've got to help me out just a
little bit.
MILES:
Didn't seem to me like that's what
was going on. You were all over her.
JACK:
Somebody had to do the talking. And
by the way, I was right. She's not
married.
MILES:
How do you know?
JACK:
No rock. When she came to the bar,
sans rock.
The screen is absolutely BLACK.
JACK:
Single. Waitress. Getting off work.
Looking for love. A little slap and
tickle.
MILES:
Shut up.
JACK:
She probably went home, lit some
candles, put on some relaxing music,
took a nice hot bath, and laid down
on her bed with her favorite vibrator.
Jack begins to make a soft BUZZING noise, growing gradually
louder and more rhythmic.
MILES:
Have you no shame?
JACK:
Oooh. Oh. Miles. Miles.
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