Sideways Page #12
MILES:
F*** you.
There's now a rustling noise and footsteps. Then a LIGHT is
flipped on in the BATHROOM.
Miles closes the door behind him, and the only light visible
is at the bottom of the bathroom door.
Miles PEES -- a series of semi-forced SHORT SQUIRTS. Then a
FLUSH as a door opens and the light goes off. Jack starts
BUZZING again.
MILES:
Shut the f*** up!
Jack stops and Miles climbs into bed. Silence. Then --
JACK:
You need to get your prostate checked.
UNDER BLACK --
MONDAY:
Establishing.
Miles and Jack are glancing at the menus. For some reason
Jack is humorless and grumpy.
MILES:
So what're we going to have? Pigs in
a blanket? The "rancher's special
breakfast"? Or maybe just some grease
and fat with a side of lard?
JACK:
(not amused)
So what's the plan today?
MILES:
We head north, begin the grape tour
up there, make our way south so the
more we drink the closer we get to
the motel.
Jack sarcastically taps an index finger to his temple.
MILES:
What's your problem?
Jack exhales and looks away, as though he doesn't want to
get into it.
MILES:
What is it?
Jack sucks his teeth a moment searching for the right words.
Then the dam bursts.
JACK:
I am going to get my nut on this
trip, Miles. And you are not going
to f*** it up for me with all your
depression and anxiety and neg-head
downer sh*t.
MILES:
Ooooh, now the cards are on the table.
JACK:
Yes they are. And I'm serious. Do
not f*** with me. I am going to get
laid before I settle down on Saturday.
Do you read me?
MILES:
Sure, big guy. Whatever you say.
It's your party. I'm sorry I'm in
the way and dragging you down. Maybe
you'd have a better time on your
own. You take the car. I'll catch
the train back.
JACK:
No, see, I want both of us to get
crazy. We should both be cutting
loose. I mean, this is our last
chance. This is our week! It should
be something we share.
The older WAITRESS comes over.
WAITRESS:
Can I take your order?
JACK:
But I am warning you.
MILES:
Oatmeal, one poached egg, and rye
toast. Dry.
WAITRESS:
Okay. And you?
JACK:
(glaring at Miles)
Pigs in a blanket. With extra syrup.
The Saab winds along this beautiful road that meanders through
large open vineyards.
DISSOLVE TO:
INSERT --
A MAP and a MOVING LINE show the boys' route.
DISSOLVE TO:
INSERT --
GRAPES growing on the vine.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. VINEYARD - DAY
Framed by foreground grapevines, the Saab passes in the
distance.
DISSOLVE TO:
Miles has just downed a taste of red wine.
MILES:
How much skin and stem contact?
POURER:
About four weeks.
MILES:
Huh. That explains all the tannins.
And how long in oak?
POURER:
About a year.
MILES:
French or American?
POURER:
Both.
MILES:
Good stuff.
JACK:
Yeah, oak. That's a good wood.
Just as the pourer turns away toward other TASTERS, Jack
GRABS the bottle and helps himself and Miles to another glass.
They slam back their drinks like tequila.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. LOVELY AREA ON A HILL - DAY
Miles brings the Saab to a stop, and the guys get out. Before
them lies an incredible view of endless vineyards.
MILES:
Nice, huh?
JACK:
Beautiful.
MILES:
Victoria and I used to like this
view.
(lost in nostalgia)
Once we had a picnic here and drank
a '95 Opus One. With smoked salmon
and artichokes, but we didn't care.
JACK:
Miles.
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