Simon Sez Page #2

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Where's the money?

There was nothing there.

Bullshit! There was $2 million!

What'd you do with it?!

Do you think I'd bring your

skinny ass back to my place...

...if I stole $2 million from you?

Then where is it?

Did you see the money?

No, but it was a whole

hell of a lot heavier than one CD.

I wonder why.

Sh*t!

My dear Mr. Gabrielli,

do you have the disk?

They didn't bring the disk.

Maybe I should send help!

No! I don't need your help.

I'll handle it my way with my people.

I'll get you the disk.

All right, but just hurry up.

We have to set up a second exchange.

Tell him you can't go through with it.

She's only a child.

I have to go through with it.

It's Claire or Michael.

You don't have Claire?

It's not my fault.

They didn't bring her.

That's actually a good thing...

...because the case only had

a CD and bricks in it.

I told you not to open it!

I didn't open it. I didn't open it.

I dropped it.

Give them the briefcase

and bring me back my daughter!

- Now do you understand me?

- Yes, sir.

He wants me to give them the CD.

Of course he does.

Stay here.

No way!

Hold on. I need that!

I gotta take it to Fence.

I'm talking here! I need the disk!

I said stay here!

"Stay here." What am I,

like your dog now?

Man, this is some

serious classified sh*t.

Where'd you get it from?

From him.

Well, "him" has some

explaining to do!

We need to get him down here now.

Please, God,

I need to get that disk.

If you help me out...

...I swear I will straighten out

my act. No more lying.

No more... No more nothing!

I swear to God... To you!

I swear to you.

Nick!

What's up, Nick?

It's me, God!

I'm chilling up in heaven.

God wants you to roll over to

the confessional booth.

I've done nothing wrong.

I've got nothing to confess.

Come on, Nick. You and I

both know that that's not true.

Now roll over

to the confessional booth.

- But first...

- Make him jump.

God wants you to jump!

Why?

Are you questioning God?

Jump higher!

God wants you to jump higher!

There you go.

Now raise the roof.

Now God wants you to dance, Nick.

Do the Running Man, Nick.

Do the Running Man.

No, that's the Cabbage Patch!

You watch Soul Train.

Do the Running Man! Say, "Go Jesus!"

Go Jesus, go.

Go Jesus, go Jesus, go!

Now breakdown! Go, Nick!

Say, "oy, oy!"

God wants you to kneel

and crawl to the confessional booth.

Crawl, Nick. There you go.

There you go!

I'm here!

What do you want me to do now?

Now you die!

That hurt!

Oh, God!

Help!

- Who are you guys?

- We're monks.

Monks of death!

I don't wanna die!

I think he's ready to talk.

You think?

They're shooting! Shooting at me!

This is classified U.S.

military software.

Why do you have this?

Who knew I had it? I was supposed

to have $2 million!

Who are you guys?

My name is Brother Macro,

a.k.a. "Big Mac."

And I'm Brother Micro,

a.k.a. "Free Willy."

They work for me.

And you're in my office.

Why didn't you tell me?

You could've told me!

Could you figure out what this does?

Nick's boss must've developed it

for the Department of Defence.

His database is encrypted.

It'll take me a day to crack it.

I need that disk

to get my boss's daughter back!

The disk stays here!

She dies if I don't make

the exchange!

She lives because

we are going to get her back.

Did you say "we"?

We.

Like me and you, "we"?

Did I stutter?

All we have to do

is come up with a plan.

No, I will work on the plan.

You will set up the second meet.

No, thanks. I'm not hungry.

- You know what today is?

- What?

Six days before we never

see each other again.

Come on, Claire. I will ask him.

- I promise you.

- When?

Soon. When it's the right time.

What if I ask him?

If he says no, then we'll run away.

It's not that simple.

It's important to me that he approves.

I know it's a big deal.

But isn't the point

of an exchange program...

...to go to a new school

for a semester...

...meet the girl of your dreams

and transfer permanently?

I had to beg him all year

to let me go for three months.

I like it when you beg.

Then I beg you to be patient.

We will always be together.

I promise you.

He will understand.

Who will understand?

You will. You'll understand what

an incredible time I've been having.

And you shall continue

to have an incredible time.

I've set up a private tasting

at the winery tomorrow.

We're on.

It goes down outside a wine-tasting

room in Gourdon. You know it?

I know it. Let's go.

It's a little too retro for me,

but it's cherry. Where'd you get it?

The brothers hooked me up.

Those boys are whacked.

Wait a minute. We're going into battle.

We need a theme.

- A theme?

- Yeah, something to get us pumped!

That's good.

I like that.

I am in position. You cool?

I'm cool. Do you see anybody?

I see your ex.

You wanna tell me about her?

Can we talk about this

some other time?

This is a big deal.

You got what we call "low self-esteem."

You got to pick yourself up!

Live a little.

You're a good-looking guy!

What?

Just stick to the plan, okay?

Can you handle that?

Are you kidding?

I am bad to the bone, bubba!

I got it. I got it.

Lookie! For your wife.

Make the call.

I'm all over it.

It's me. I'm early.

Let's do the deal.

Who's "me"?

The guy you mixed it up with

at the beach.

Your voice got higher.

It did?

Not Simon.

The other one. Nick.

Time to sleep!

All right, Nick.

Let's get down to business.

Fine.

Bring Claire where I can see her.

Can't do that. But I can let you

see her through a window.

What window?

The window of the cellar.

So she's in the cellar.

She's in the cellar?

Good. Keep stalling.

What do you think of my friend Simon?

Not much.

I happen to know that

Simon's got a crush on you.

Can we talk about this later?

When? Me and Simon are talking about

it later. Maybe we can talk together.

I'm losing my patience.

Stop playing games.

First, get her away from the building.

How do I do that?

How do you do what?

How do I stop playing games?

Tell her to move

up the alley to her left.

I want you to move

up the alley to your left.

Why?

To meet on neutral ground

where she can't screw with you.

To meet on neutral ground

where I can screw you!

What?!

Where you can screw me!

I mean, where you can't screw with...!

Move up the alley to the left,

or the deal is off!

That's right. That's right.

Now move to your right!

To your right!

Not to her right!

Do something!

She's right on top of me!

Up here! Up here!

Up here!

Claire is outside!

She is outside!

- I'm on it.

- I'm coming to you.

What are you doing here?

Making sure you get job done.

Job this!

I get jealous

when you fight other guys.

I'm immune to the sweet talk!

I give you this and I walk away.

Just give me the disk!

- I'm here to help!

- Let me go!

Just doing my job, man.

Jump, Claire!

Claire, come here!

Let's go!

She's on the other side

of the car!

We gotta call the cops!

I wouldn't have to gag you

if you'd stop fighting me!

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