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and you came here to do

what you came here to do,

then you seize your destiny

and you show your support,

and you gobble that mushroom

down like a Mario Brother.

I already did mine.

Rand's in. Yeah!

I didn't say that. No.

Actually, I'm kind of tired.

What? You can be tired when

you're married and Eva's fat.

How about it, Duncan?

I'm the designated driver.

Hey, we'll cab it.

Don't worry about it.

I'm not leaving my car here

in this shady-ass strip mall.

As long as we get there in 30

minutes or so, we're fine.

All right.

I'm in.

Oh, yes.

Oh, nice.

Attaboy.

I think I took two.

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! I've never shroomed!

Really?

Jonah!

Woo! Attaboy!

How far away

is this place?

He said it's

hard to tell sometimes.

"It's hard to tell"?

Why?

It moves.

The hell does that mean?

How are you holding up?

You got 10 minutes or so, man.

See any colors yet?

I see red...

Taillights.

And that's it. There's

nothing else out here, man.

Hey, man, this is

a bad idea, man.

Yeah, Mac.

Yeah.

Seriously, we should

probably just turn around.

Oh, come on. Jonah

is the man of the night.

I think we should

listen to Jonah.

Jonah says, "Go."

So let's go.

I didn't say, "Go." He

just said, "Turn around."

Jonah said, "Go."

I'm speaking for Jonah.

Jonah says,

"Go." Let's go.

We don't even know

where this place is.

Really, man. MAC: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

He's turning.

Follow him, follow him.

Okay, okay.

Right there,

right there, right there.

He's gonna kill us all out here

and it's gonna be your fault.

Just relax.

This guy has us

on a dirt road, man.

Where the hell are we?

I love it.

Well, we're out in the woods.

That's for certain.

Only good things happen in the woods.

Everybody knows that.

Arbor Day.

Arbor Day

happens in the woods.

What is this guy doing?

Okay,

now he just turned off.

He just turned off, man.

Don't lose him.

Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh...

All right, dude.

Welcome to 50nl40w.

Are you guys coming?

After you.

Brought you

some new friends.

Boys, step inside.

Hey.

You all right, man?

I'm messed up, man.

This place is messed up.

Yeah, it is.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have some first-timers

with us here tonight!

They're here for

a very special occasion

and that calls for some

very special treatment.

Ladies and gentlemen,

put your paws together.

Happy stag party!

Jonah!

Did you set this up?

Don't look at me, man.

No.

Look at me.

Gentlemen, welcome.

Thank you

so much for coming.

I'm the proprietor

and you can call me Nyx.

Coming up next,

the lovely Miss Torin.

You boys

are with me.

So, Jonah, we have worlds

of experiences here.

What is your particular

flavor of poison?

Um...

Who's the best man?

Here.

What's he want?

Something wild.

Mmm-hmm.

And private.

All right.

Yeah, but...

But no sex.

No sex as in the act

or no sex as in no gender?

Uh...

The act.

He's getting married

next week.

Got it.

I have just the thing.

Gentlemen,

come right on in.

Make yourselves

comfortable.

Well, money is no object.

Well, of course it is.

That's all it is.

And what are objects,

ultimately, but worthless?

But, what in this world

has worth?

Experience!

Experience!

And experiences

are what I deal in.

So, you're saying

there's no charge.

Now, did I say that?

All right.

You ready to do this?

Sure.

All right!

Oh. no. no, no.

This is just for Jonah.

This is a private show.

The more men in the room, the

more diluted the experience.

Well, I don't know.

What? I don't know.

I don't know.

Are you married yet?

Mmm-mmm.

Are you married?

No.

Not yet, technically.

So do it for us.

Do it for me.

Yeah, what do you say?

They buy the ticket,

you take the ride.

Hmm? Hmm?

Hold this for me.

Yeah.

Hey.

Keep your pants on?

Yeah.

You ready for a peek

behind door number one?

And away we go.

Have fun.

Sh*t!

Can you see me?

Now we talk payment.

I want the fondest memory

of your mother

from each of you.

All of you.

Now, you give me that,

and Jonah will have a night

he will never forget.

I'm sorry.

You want us to tell you about the best

time that we had with our mothers?

No. I want the memory of it.

Now, it won't take

but a moment,

and the most beautiful part about

it is, is you won't even miss it.

You can't miss a memory you can't

even remember, now can you?

That's right.

Do we have a deal?

Deal.

Yeah, okay.

Sure.

All right, gentlemen,

I'm gonna need you all

to look at your shoes.

Our what?

Look at your shoes.

What am I looking for?

Go on.

Look at your shoes.

Look down.

Look down

and think of mother.

And we're done.

That's it?

That's it!

Paid in full.

Go on!

Go have a great evening!

Come on, get out

of here! Scat.

Can I get a receipt

or something?

Get the f*** out!

Okay.

I'm sorry. Am I supposed

to do something or...

My parents are asleep.

Eva.

Hit me.

We are paid in full.

Okay? I want one of them

worm drinks right there.

It's a leech.

Leech drink.

You're not scaring me, okay?

If I don't like it,

my funeral.

What do you call this?

Murder.

Hmm?

Cheers.

Nicely done, Duncan.

MAC". Whoa!

Hey, dude,

you tatted up?

What?

No, I'm not tatted up.

No, right here.

Haven't seen

that before.

Hey, hey, hey,

wait, wait, wait.

You got one too.

Did you do this?

What's the matter?

You don't remember?

Don't go.

Hello?

Did you say

something?

Oh, sh*t.

Hi. Hi.

Can you hear me?

Hey.

Are you...

Are you okay in there?

Like, do...

Do they have you locked up?

Can you get out?

I'm a little high. This

might be a stupid question.

Are you okay

in there?

Where are you?

Sh*t.

Whoa!

Dude...

Sh*t.

I'm sorry.

It's, it's cool.

Yeah. It's fine.

Happens to the

best of us, man.

I didn't mean it.

It's fine.

Let's go.

I didn't mean to.

Let's get, uh... Let's

get this cleaned up, dude.

Who was she?

Who was she?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jesus.

Come on, man. Really?

Here, grab him and

put him over here, man.

All right.

Sh*t.

Come on. Come on,

let's get out, man.

We have overstayed our welcome.

I need you to come with me.

What?

Come with me.

What happened back there, man?

Is he all right?

Oh, he... He puked.

All right,

take him to the car,

get it started,

be ready to go.

What?

Just trust me.

What's going on?

I'm about to do

something really stupid.

Are you sure

you know where we're going?

Yeah,

I counted the doors.

Jonah. Jonah. What the hell is this place?

Shh...

I wasn't even

gonna come in, you know.

Thought I'd go easy tonight.

Sh*t.

When I bumped into those guys, it

was like it was meant to be, you know?

I think I got lucky there.

I get four.

Full house, right?

One for each of the

boys I brought in.

New fish?

Hey, you be sure to tell him

thank you for me.

For letting me

see my baby again.

Jonah. Jonah,

what is going on?

There's a girl.

What?

In a booth.

She's locked up.

No, locked in,

so guys can get to her, right?

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