Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland Page #4

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- Yeah, I could.

Maybe I'll come live

with you in Idaho.

- It's Ohio. Same difference.

- Same difference.

Are you scared of me?

No. Well...

I was, kind of.

You're very pretty.

Thanks.

Can I kiss you?

- Wait.

- What's wrong?

Nothing. Just,

if we're gonna make love...

You have to wear

one of these.

- Okay?

- I'm moving to Ohio.

Lilly.

Let's play the blindfold

game together.

Oh, no, I don't think so.

Please?

I'll lead you back to camp.

That was you can

check up on Cindy.

Why not? I was beginning

to worry about her anyway.

I'll get two strips of cloth.

I got some.

I'll do you.

So are you planning

a trip soon?

Yes, Herman and I

are going to Europe.

It'll be very expensive,

but like Herman says,

we're worth it.

You know, I saw

cockroaches in the pantry.

And I think I saw a mouse.

Really?

We've got to do

something about that.

Yeah.

Why do you

bury your trash?

Uh, garbage companies

cost an arm and a leg.

They're not that expensive.

Every penny counts,

let me tell you.

It hasn't been easy

taking over this place.

Nobody wants to go

to a camp where

everyone's been slaughtered.

So, have you ordered

your tickets yet?

No.

Good, because your

trip's been cancelled.

Let me out of here!

Get me out of here!

What are you doing?!

Stop, get me out of here!

There's rats in here!

They'll eat me alive!

Don't worry.

They'll be suffocated soon.

What are you doing?

Get me out of here!

Oh, I'm a happy camper.

I love the summer sun.

I love the trees and forests.

I'm always having fun.

Oh, I'm a happy camper.

I love the clear blue sky.

And with the grace of God,

I'll camp until I die.

Help me!

I changed my mind about Europe.

You can go with us!

By the way-

Your husband fools around.

You can't leave me.

You can't leave me.

Come back!

Come back!

Oh, no.

You're in big trouble.

You little sh*t,

get back here right now!

Come back here,

did you hear me?!

Come back and

dig me out of here!

No, no!

Not the lawnmower!

No

No

Guess who?

- Bobby?

- Yeah.

- How'd you know?

- Lucky guess.

Stand against the tree.

So you like to

be tied up, huh?

Yeah, but don't tell

anyone, okay?

If the wrong person found out

I could lose an

election someday.

My lips are sealed.

Put your hands

behind the tree.

Aren't you going to

take my clothes off first?

No, it's much more

fun like this.

Oh.

Wow.

This is like something in one of

those dirty magazines, you know?

Bondage Camp.

Oh, wouldn't that be cool?

Reading about this?

I think it's much

more fun to live it.

Yeah.

I really appreciate this.

You know,

I don't want you to think

that I don't respect

you or anything

because I really do.

I think you're really

a neat person.

So...

When do we screw?

Hey, what are you doing?

Thank God there'll be

one less idiot in politics.

Hey:
What are you doing?!

Don't!

Get back here!

Yes, sir.

Angels are pretty,

angels can fly,

and here is an angel

that can make you die.

You got no style, got no flair,

all you do is fight and swear,

so say your prayers

and make amends,

'cause your life story

is about to end.

What the f***?

Hey!

Hey, what the f***?

You fuckhead!

I'll get you!

OW! Ow!

Hey! Ow!

There's Maria.

Hello.

Hi.

What can we do for you?

Herman wants me

in this group.

I'm supposed to switch.

With Marsha.

- Oh, man.

- Oh my God.

I mean,

our group was so good!

Maybe if I talk with Herman

he'll let you stay.

But it's not my camp so we're

gonna have to do what he wants.

Besides, we're all getting

together tomorrow anyway.

I know, but it was tonight

that was so special.

With us?

Or with Tony?

Maria, look out!

God.

Are you alright?

- It hurts.

- What are we gonna do?

Got to cut it off.

- No!

- I'm just joking.

Come on, now lighten up.

Let's get you up.

Let's take it easy.

We're lucky we have this.

Our first aid kit is

pretty empty.

What a surprise.

Well, it doesn't look that bad.

But you're going to need to stay

off of it as much as possible.

Is it gonna make it feel better?

Yeah.

Thanks.

I mean it.

As soon as I get

this thing bandaged,

I'm gonna have to

go get Herman.

How well do you know him?

Not very well.

Good, because he's

a terrible counselor

- and so is Lilly.

- Oh, they're not that bad.

They eat steak

while we eat fish.

He fornicates with

the campers.

He does?

And she's so lazy,

she doesn't do anything

but sit around all day.

And how do you

know all this?

I have eyes.

Did Herman really tell you

to come switch with Marsha?

Or did you just

make all that up?

I made it up.

I want to be with you guys.

Sorry, Maria.

You got to

stick to the rules.

And you're going to have

to go back to Herman.

Oh, Barney,

she can come with us.

- Please?

- It's just for one more day.

Sorry.

We'll help you walk

back to the camp.

- Sorry.

- You do it.

Does Lilly really just

sit around all day?

Yeah. In fact,

she's out there right now.

- Go see for yourself.

- Really?

Can I, Barney?

Sure. Just don't

laugh in her face, okay?

I won't.

I'm warning you,

it's not a pretty sight.

- Alright, I'll be right back.

- Okay.

How's that feel?

Wait.

What's wrong?

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Seems like every

time I go to camp,

somebody

loses their head.

What?

You remind me of

this girl I used to know.

Her name was Molly.

- What?

- She was really nice.

Marsha, get out of here!

Run to the highway!

No!

Sta

Marsha, get out of here!

Marsha, get out of here!

You look just like your son

when you get mad.

How many have you

killed this time?

I don't know.

Lots.

But I had no choice.

They deserved it.

You going to kill me, too?

Well, how are you

going to do it?

Knife?

Drill?

How about a chainsaw?

Fire?

Battery acid?

Or are you just going to

cut my head off

like you did my son's?

Come on, Angela.

What's it gonna be?

A gun.

Oh my God!

No!

Don't make me hurt you.

We're going to have so

much fun together, just great.

I think we should

go look for them.

Me too.

Barney told us to wait.

Maybe it's

some kind of test.

It was hours ago, man.

Hello.

Barney wants to see us

all at the main camp.

Marsha's there, too.

We're gonna play some kind

of a trust game or something.

Where've you guys been?

Oh, it's a long story.

Hey, how come you don't

have to be tied up?

Because Barney said so.

Hey, when's he getting here?

I told you, any time now.

- You know, this is bullshit.

- Don't swear.

- It'll be fun.

- Says your mama.

Okay.

All set.

Oh, there's Barney!

Where?

Oh, never mind.

I thought I saw him.

Is that him?

Nope.

Mind's playing tricks

on me, I guess.

Oh, there he is.

Barney.

Thanks for dropping in.

Okay, time to play.

Now, the object of the

game is to stay alive.

The rules are simple.

Marsha is in one of the

three cabins behind me.

Is she in cabin number one,

cabin number two,

or cabin number three?

You have exactly

two minutes to find out.

If you run away,

I'll kill you.

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