Sleeping with Other People Page #10
have a separate jail for cool
people who f***ed up?
There's just one big
old jail for everyone.
Jake. What happened.
- Well... I ran into
our old college buddy,
Matthew Sobvechik.
Baby, what did you do?
Well.. I um...
I sort of beat he
sh*t out of him.
F***ed up his life a little bit.
Why did you do that?
I um...
Well I just, um...
I just really miss you.
Yeah, I think about
you like, all the time.
Even the word "Think" is wrong,
because I don't
actively do anything.
You're just here.
Look, I didn't think
I'd remember you.
I thought that I would
forget about all of it.
And I didn't...
You know, I just-I know
we're no good at this sh*t.
And that's why we agreed
to stop seeing each other.
So we wouldn't f*** it up.
But...
But I want you to come back.
I need you to...
Because ahh,
Because I'd
rather fail with you,
than win with anyone else.
Hello?
Lainey? Are you still there?
Just keep talking.
I love hearing your voice.
I love hearing you say my name.
You do? Lainey!
Jake. Jake.
Lainey!
I love you so much.
I love you.
Lainey. Lainey. Lainey.
I love you.
I love you so much!
I love you!
I love you, Jake!
I love you! Lainey! Lainey!
What are you doing?!
F***ing take it.
Okay honey, you're on speaker
phone in a police station.
Be very careful what you say.
Hello, police.
I love you. Don't-
don't hurt any more people.
Easy! Easy! Watch it.
Back off. Back off.
Elaine! Elaine! Elaine!
I love you!
I love you!
Yes? Yes.
I will communicate the message.
Mr. Sobvechik will
not be joining us.
We will have to postpone.
- Come on.
This is the third time.
- My client has a newborn
he has to spend time with.
- We have made a generous
offer to settle this lawsuit.
Your client is clearly
dragging this thing out.
- My office will be in
touch to reschedule.
- I forgot that Pinkerton
was an alias of yours.
- You never caught
that reference.
Madame Butterfly.
Just because I don't
applaud your intellect
doesn't mean I don't notice it.
Matthew.
- I need you to swear
that you didn't plan this.
I didn't plan this.
Jake's offering you a lot of
money to settle this emotional
distress lawsuit so...
Just take it.
- Or what? Are you
threatening me?
I don't need to threaten you.
Let me guess. I drop it,
or you tell Emma
we slept together.
I'd tell her what I know.
Which is what.
- I know that you stop
breathing when you kiss.
That when you lean
in to whisper,
you put your lips right up
against the back of my earlobe.
You kiss the back of my
neck before you slip my coat
over my shoulders.
you ever gave me.
Everything you ever
did to me in bed.
And the day you made me yours.
The day you said: Elaine, I wish
I could have known you when you
were a little girl.
So that I could've been...
Could've been your true love.
I remember too, you know.
- Would any of it sound
familiar to Emma?
Some. Yes.
know that things she holds close
to her heart were
rehearsed on someone else.
Goodbye, Mathew.
- So is he going to
drop the charges?
Am I allowed to leave the state?
He will. You may.
a flight back to Michigan
at 10am tomorrow morning.
- Great.
I have a final at three.
- Excellent. I'll help you
study. I'll make flashcards.
So no honeymoon?
Oh no, no.
There's going to be a honeymoon.
I got us the penthouse
suite down at the plaza
right down the road here.
Nice!
- But first I've got to take you
downtown and make an honest
woman out of you.
- Rings?
Sh*t...
Kidding. Xander's got them.
- I can't believe that we lost
our virginity to each other and
saved ourselves for marriage.
That's pretty great.
- Yeah, I'm proud
of us. Nicely done.
- But it's not like
we haven't done it.
Of course.
I know what it looks like.
Yeah, yeah. It's been a while.
But I know what your
situation is down there.
Oh really?
How's my situation?
You kidding?
It's perfect.
Oh well...
I'm pretty much a
dream come true.
Mousetrap...
Do we really have to...
No, we don't.
Safe word to code
word, I guess...
We should probably...
- Let's go f*** first, then
we'll meet them down there.
- We gotta do it now, yeah.
But we got to do it quick.
Call Xander, tell him
we're gonna be late.
- Absolutely... How long shall I
tell him we're going to be?
A couple of hours.
Really? Luck guy, aren't I.
- Yeah, and then we'll
still go and get married.
- Absolutely. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I forgot something.
What?
That.
Yeah.
Better, right?
So we got twenty blocks.
- Why didn't we
just take the bus?
Oh that's a good point.
Should we get on the bus?
I wonder if we can find that
Oh, you're such a romantic.
Yeah, yeah...
I love you.
I love you too.
Yeah. we'll be here.
Okay, have fun I dunno.
Okay, bye.
Um they're going to be here
in like ninety minutes.
When have you ever had
sex for ninety minutes?
With you?
With anybody.
You have not had sex
for ninety minutes?
- I have had actual
intercourse for ninety minutes.
- I bet their counting
foreplay and stuff.
No well, maybe they are.
- Frankly, I'd be shocked
if they made it at all.
I bet this sex thing is a ruse.
For what?
They're having trouble.
Cold feet.
Second thoughts.
Second thoughts?
They literally just
got back together.
- I know, but now they have to
have this whole sex thing.
I don't know...
- First of all, we had
sex at the last minute,
right before we got married.
I don't think that's true.
Really?
You don't remember
someone sneaking into
my room right before?
Who? Who? I'll murder him!
Text us if you're
going to do this.
We'll be there.
I've got the rings.
The whole deal,
so just ahh...
- We're gonna go have
sex for nine minutes.
- Yes, we're gonna go have
sex for nine minutes.
- Now I'm super happy
with four to six.
- Four to six minutes
or four to six inches?
Both.
- I can get to like
six and a quarter.
I'll show you right
now. It is so cold.
I can't get hard right now.
Just show me.
I can't get hard right now!
Alright.
I want to though.
Here...
- If they're gonna
be ninety minutes.
Will this help?
- Yeah, oh That's
doing something...
There's a kid looking at me.
The kid's locked eyes with me.
Hey. We made it work.
12 years!
Who would have thought.
Don't say twelve years...
I bet my brother seven
and I would be out.
I had to give
him 5000 dollars.
What?!
- Yeah. 5 years ago I
gave him 5000 dollars.
Remember, you were so mad.
Yeah!
- Yeah. I paid him that
because I lasted longer.
- You said you got
into a car accident.
It's weird to look
at you for this long.
What do you mean?
I never look at you.
Get a good gander.
What are you doing? Don't dance.
Don't dance, please.
I don't like it.
What are you... Don't
grind up on me, weirdo.
There's not even music.
Really?
There's music in my body.
- Okay, now
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