Sleeping with Other People Page #2
I know you love teaching,
but that's not a real thing.
I mean, this is great.
- Can you just please not
interrupt me while I read this,
please. Just listen to it.
Let me get through all of it.
- I don't think
interrupt you, but go on.
- Don't.
- I don't.
- Please don't interrupt.
- I would love to hear it.
- Okay, mister.
- Wow me.
- Sam...
- Lainey.
attend a twelve step program,
for recovery from a love
addiction and romantic obsession
- I'm sorry um, hello...
Did you say love addiction?
And romantic obsession...
- Sweetie, you might
as well face it,
you're addicted to love.
Huey Lewis.
- No, it's Robert Palmer.
...that I've had for the last
ten years. As a result I have
been able to stay faithful to
you -for the past six months-
- Okay, let me just stop you
because... I feel like...
- Sam, I'm trying
to tell you something.
I know.
I would love to hear
what you're telling me.
Can you listen to what
I'm saying to you?
- I'm trying to...
Yeah, I'm listening.
I want to move forward in our
relationship in an honest way.
I know it. being honest-
honest, critical
appraisal is the foundation...
Sam, I cheated on you.
You cheated on me?
Baby...
how many times?
Sixteen...
I don't even know sixteen guys.
Sixteen guys?
No, the same guy.
Sixteen times.
- Who?
- It doesn't matter who.
- Tell me who. My brother?
- No.
- Was it my brother?
- No.
Was it my brother?
Stop! You know I'm not
interested in your brother.
Who's so f***ing hot?
How is better than my brother!
- I'm not going to tell you.
- I deserve to know.
- No.
- I deserve to know.
I've been getting his
second f***ing servings.
I've been tasting his sweat.
Whose juices have I tasted?
Gross...
- If I've been drinking his
juices I want to know who it is.
- I'm not going to
involve him in this and make
this worse for everyone.
you f***ed him sixteen times!
Who can tell what that
f***ing swarthy man...
What? Get out of here!
Get out of here! Please!
Why did you have to
do this in public,
were you trying to humiliate me?
Look it! Look it!
He's looking! I'm embarrassed.
You won! I'm humiliated.
I was sacred that
Yeah, well you thought right.
Get ready for a
classic Sam freak out!
Sam, wait. I'm sorry. Please...
I'm sorry...
I want to make this work.
I'm trying to get better.
You can't get better, Lainey...
You're not an addict, okay.
You're just a whore.
You're a whore.
You're a f***ing whore.
Before I did this program,
I thought love was a feeling.
But that's bullshit.
It's not a feeling,
it's a decision.
Like everything else.
And I now see that when I was in
my addiction I made the decision
over and over again to choose
sex over my self-worth.
And it doesn't mean that
I don't like sex now,
it doesn't mean that
I'm not a sexual person. Gail.
I don't need to trolling online,
looking for women to go down on.
I don't need to f***
eight guys in one night!
I don't deny what I've done.
I embrace my past.
Yes, I did once call one
of my neighbors in the middle
of the day when he was at
work and said grab some condoms
and meet me at that
delicious soft pretzel place.
Who cares? I did let
someone put a protein bar
up my ass once.
Big deal.
I did hack into my supermarket's
Instagram account and posted a
picture of my a**hole and say
there was a sale on a**hole.
And then said come and lick
my a**hole if you're bald.
Of all the gin joints...
No way.
- Jake!
- Yes.
Oh my god.
Were you just in that meeting?
Oh yeah. sure was.
Uh -huh. I had to get out
of there though.
Wow, it's been
what-twelve years?
I think it might
actually be longer, yeah.
You look good.
- So do you.
- Thank you.
Wow... the old virgin.
Don't you mean the
one that got away?
Stop...
No, the last thing I remember
we had that awesome night
together and
you just sort of...
Disappeared.
Plus you were all hung on that
guy that lived next door to me
the boring guy, Marcus...
- Matthew.
- That's right.
I hear he's a lady doctor now.
- Oh?
- Yeah.
Do you ever see him around,
- Aren't you a doctor now?
- Oh, I didn't do that.
I didn't end up
going to med school.
I teach now. Kids.
- Cool. Great.
- Kindergarten.
- Alright.
- You? What do you?
CDN an we're selling it to
a digital media provider and -
you're bored already?
- No.
- You just asked me.
I know. I'm sorry. I have to...
Respond to that
booty text I assume, right?
Aw come on, Lainey.
I was watching you in there.
I saw you checking your
phone every five minutes.
All that tension
in your shoulders.
Legs crossed.
Playing with your hair.
- Why are you here?
- Hmm...
To pick up women?
No, no. Heavens no.
No not women. No.
Just you, evidently.
I'll see you around.
Hopefully not here.
Yeah.
Hey. I'm on Facebook.
...what a weird thing
to say out loud.
- I have one last question...
Come on. Come on.
When I sign this, what happens
to everything that Xander
and I worked on.
All the content we created.
We dissolve all
past and current product.
And you'll work
exclusively for us.
Yeah. Right?
Time to settle down.
But what if we have...
No! I will straight up
murder you if you do not
sign this immediately.
Xander, I'm
looking out for us.
You're looking out for us? No.
I'm looking out for us.
- You're being a dick.
- Here's the thing, guys.
I don't negotiate,
but my lawyers do.
So if you want to reopen the
terms of the contract that's
fine, I'm just going
to go grab some lunch.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Okay.
You don't have to
go for lunch yet.
Okay...
Congrats, boys.
You have officially sold out.
F*** yes!
Oh my god!
going to f*** this up.
- Me too.
- I really did.
He fucks everything in life up.
I have two beautiful
children, both are gonna
have ridiculously terrible
teeth; so you're getting braces,
you're getting braces,
you're getting braces!
Hey. You going to lunch?
Can I come with?
Dinner maybe?
folks, you'll love them.
You're smart, handsome and now
have stocks vesting until 2018,
you can go get
any woman you want.
Really? But I
Why? Because I happened
to be in your eye-line?
Possibly because
you're uninterested.
stunning and successful.
- I'm divorced.
- His loss.
I have a kid.
I love kids. Kids love me.
I basically am a kid.
And I don't sleep
with my employees.
- I quit!
- Goodbye, Jacob.
Congrats.
- Thanks.
- Huh.
- What?
Paula's something else, huh?
Yeah. She really is.
She was vibing me pretty
hard in that meeting.
Well you're a married man.
Yeah, I know.
I made sure to tell her.
Because I didn't want
her to embarrass herself.
Yeah, that's good.
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