Sleeping with Other People Page #3
Let her down easy.
Yeah.
Elaine?
Elaine Dalton?
Yes, um...
Sorry. It's Lainey.
Only my father calls me Elaine.
Doctor Sobvechik
will see you now.
You didn't have
to make an appointment.
This used to be our move.
Me pretending to be a patient.
You look great.
It's been a while.
I get worried when
you disappear.
Me too.
It's really good to see you.
What do you want to talk about?
- I can't see you anymore.
- I agree.
Yeah, I think...
we need to be over.
She kept bringing it up.
I thought it was the
right thing to do.
You and Emma got back together.
Yes. Did I not tell you that?
How's Sam?
He's...
fine.
Good.
I'm glad we ended
it face-to-face.
You were right to come.
Will you do me a favor?
Will you erase your
number from my phone?
I won't be able to do it.
Is this what you want, Elaine?
Yes. I want it all the time.
It's all I think about.
Good afternoon. Doctor
Sobvechik's office.
I'm sorry, the Doctor's
unavailable at the moment.
He's getting married.
Who would marry him?
Did she consent?
Is she in a coma?
I mean, who is this person?
Where do you find her? Some sort
of like, website for people
who want to have a horrible,
painful life...
I think I need to stop having
sex altogether for a while.
No, alright.
The problem isn't sex.
The problem is Captain Amazing
has monopolized your vag for
like a decade and now
you're a pod person.
But maybe if I don't
have any sex...
And become sexually anorexic?
No.
What? Is that a real thing?
Yeah, of course it's a
real thing. Sexual anorexia.
It's like depriving yourself of
sex because of low self-esteem,
or abuse or other gnarly sh*t.
- That's great.
That's another dysfunction I
have to worry about developing.
It's like enough with this sh*t.
It's over, Jack.
It's like enough! I mean,
you can do so much better.
I don't care if it's a woman
or if it's somebody else,
just anything but the schmuck.
I feel like people
are looking at us.
The guy I lost my virginity to
was at my sex addicts meeting.
What do you think that means?
It's a sign. You should
f*** that guy. A lot.
just be running around f***ing
willy-nilly, Okay, in your
specific case I do think you
should f*** that sex addict.
One look in the mirror and
I know the party's over.
You have lipstick on your teeth.
Thank you.
This is my wife!
This is Blainey.
Lainey. Lainey - with an L.
What's wrong with you.
Bring it in here.
Never make it end.
This is Lainey!
Lainey, Naomi.
This is my wife!
Shots. I'm getting everybody
shots. Shots for all round.
We're going to keep it going.
Top shelf, bro, because
we're rich as sh*t now.
Okay,
stop screaming that.
- Rich as sh*t!
- I'm telling you,
someone's gonna murder
us if you keep screaming...
- I don't care. We're in a cool
bar. I just bought a Tesla!
That's not true.
We are borrowing a Tesla
to see if we like it.
Listen, are you guys...
are you guys sleeping
with each other?
- No!
- Oh good. Oh my god, good.
What are you guys talking about?
I'm telling her not
to have sex with you!
Oh, well you're too late!
Because we lost our
virginity to each other!
- Are you serious.
- You didn't know!
Yeah, I told him earlier.
- We all knew.
- You didn't know!
- That's a beautiful story.
- Yeah.
- True romantic.
- Right!
Here we go. Bring it in.
To virginity!
- To virginity!
- Get lost.
- I just gonna
go outside for a...
her anal virginity.
That's not true.
A lot of guys have been
up there, just not you.
Oh, wait, wait.
Girl, girl, girl -
- Lainey, her name's Lainey.
- Lainey, sorry.
Quick question before
you walk out the door,
are you the reason that my
friend Jake here is the biggest
slut in the world?
- What are you doing?
- I'm saying, like,
he puts his dick in like
every sticky hole he finds.
- That's not true.
- It gross.
- Xander!
- But like I'm jels.
Come on.
- No, I'm just kidding.
- I don't know.
I don't know.
- I'm just kidding.
I know it's not you.
I know it's not you.
I know it's because
his dad molested him.
- What?
- What?
- Now everybody knows!
- He was a boy scout leader.
Bro, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
- How am I welcome?
- I just set that up for you!
Where is she going?
- Yeah, don't let
her get away, man.
Dude, you have
- I know.
- She's a lobster, man.
- Okay. Alright.
- She seems...
amazing.
- Awesome!
Hey, Lainey.
Where are you going?
Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I want to thank you for tonight.
It was great.
Just go in and have
fun with your friends.
I just-I FaceBooked you
because it thought I should
start dating again, I'm
trying to get over this guy...
Was this supposed to be a date?
Oh sh*t, it was...
Oh hell. I'm an idiot.
I'm sorry, I'm a dick.
I'm sorry, I didn't know. I...
Hey, how about
we go on a date.
This is a date now.
- We'll go out...
- Oh, now it's...
- Yeah, it's a date.
Let's go on a date.
This is good.
I'll go inside, I'm gonna get my
jacket then I'll come out and
we'll date it up.
Matthew Sobvechik?
The guy had all the charm
of a broken Etch-a-Sketch.
who actually knows him.
Okay, you're going to have
to explain this to me.
I mean, is he packing? Huh?
Is that what's going on?
Does it tip in hundreds?
Read you the Polar
Express before bedtime?
You know, it's pretty
average actually.
Ah, goddammit!
Even his junk is boring.
God damn boring dick!
That's so weird, and
you're a catch! It's true.
You know, I'm serious.
You've got a strong vocabulary.
You look dynamite in a tank top.
It's just - what gives?
I guess...
I guess, I just thought
eventually he'd choose me.
If he texted I'd think
of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...
That's psychotic.
Thanks.
Well, I mean it's
not your fault.
You know, little girls are told
someday they'll find The One.
What they don't tell you guys is
that The One might be a complete
f***ing d*ckhead with a boring
heroin penis that turns you all
into a sex addict.
That's what they...
- I'm not a sex addict.
- Oh yeah. Yeah. Me neither.
- I went to a few meetings
because my therapist suggested
that I go, that it might help.
But it didn't, so I stopped.
- Okay.
- What's your excuse?
- Me?
- Yeah.
My girlfriend said if I didn't
go she'd break up with me.
So I went to a meeting.
She broke up with me anyway.
I'm cured.
Well why did she want you to go?
She... some have suggested
that I have a little bit of
for long periods of time...
or possibly at all. I guess.
And it all comes out.
Look, once I come to the
realization that I'm with-
the wrong girl, I don't
know how to end it.
So you sabotage it by
sleeping with other people.
Yes. Exactly, yeah.
Obviously they get upset,
but then comes the big old
rigmarole of like 'you're
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