Slumber Party Massacre III Page #2

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tomorrow night!

What's he like?

Well, he's really nice

and really handsome.

He has dark eyes. Oh, God,

I just love older men!

They're such gentlemen!

- Well, how old is he?

- Oh, 50.

Maria!

It's cold out here. D'you think

we should still eat out here?

God, no way, it's freezing.

I'm gonna go back in.

Maria!

I'll get it.

Hello?

Who's there?

Oh, Puss. Silly Puss,

you out looking for mice again?

Come on, come on.

Thought he was fixed.

That shirt doesn't leave much

to the imagination, Maria.

Well, it's just us girls

tonight.

It looks amazing.

Well, here is to beer bellies.

And here's to beer thighs.

Susie, you know,

your hair looks really good

pulled back like that.

Really? I always thought

that I'd need big hair

to balance my hips.

Did somebody mention hips?

Here are the cookies.

Oh, no.

Susie, I thought

you were bringing Sarah.

I think she bagged, man.

Nobody answered at her house.

0h, great.

There goes the main course.

Yes! Yes!

H'

Whoa'.!

Come on, work off that booze!

Get up here with me!

[Laughing 1

I'll go get that.

Come on, Juliette.

Great.

- Hello?

Uh, Jackie.

I was wondering if I could

come by and see the house again.

At night. I...

I want to check out

the visibility from the roof.

The visibility?

For my telescope.

I track stars.

Morgan, I don't think so.

I have friends over.

My parents will show you around

any time of day you like

when they get back, okay?

Oh, okay. Sure.

Of course.

Nice talking to you.

H'

[Laughing 1

- Come on, dance!

- Show me!

Hey, what d'ya think

you're doing? Huh?

Listen.

C'mon! Sounds like the party's

in full throttle!

Well, what did you

expect? Huh?

You know these girls,

they get a few drinks in them...

This is even better than

I hoped!

Alright, we're crashing.

- Damn right.

- Hey, hey, hey,

hold on fellas. I said

I would drive by

- and that's it. Not crash.

- Aw, c'mon, Frank.

You don't expect me to drive

all the way over here

just to turn around and go home?

Yeah, and take it like a man

why don't 'ya?

I'm a stud, not a man.

In your wildest dreams!

And a stud would never let an

opportunity like this

pass him by.

Without at least making

an ass of himself first!

[Laughing 1

Yeah, and, uh, remember

who's driving... stud!

Oh, Frank, now you're

sinking low!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I got the perfect solution.

We can all get an eyeful and

they won't even know who we are!

Remember Halloween?

- No.

- Gimme the keys!

- No way.

- C'mon.

Frank, gimme the keys. I want to

get into the trunk.

I said no.

Besides, uh, they're not even

in there anymore, alright?

Frank?

Michael.

You guys! Come on.

Come on!

Yeah, you're a real pro.

- Yeah.

- C'mon, Frank.

Do you really think they're not

expecting us to show up

after the way

they've been talking about

this party all week?

All right.

You got two choices.

Either you can come with us,

or you can sit here

and miss all the fun.

Fine, I'll stay.

- Cool

- We'll let you know

when we're ready to go!

[Laughing 1

Alright, alright, alright.

Gimme the keys.

[Laughing 1

Gimme the keys!

And I'll take you to

the back door because

God knows you guys couldn't

find the back gate otherwise.

Ooh!

Juliette, truth or dare!

Did you really do it

with Neal Bogart

when he was still seeing Jill?

- Whoa, I...

- She's lying!

- Tell the truth!

- Come on.

I'll take the dare.

Okay, okay.

Do a striptease,

but the real thing.

Yeah!

You guys are sick!

[Laughing 1

- Come on!

- Come on, Juliette.

Come on. Strip!

I'll show you how.

[Laughing 1

I can't believe

you're doing that!

We haven't had a photo

opportunity like this

since Juliette's sweet sixteen.

Photo opportunity?

I don't have a camera,

alright?

But if I did, we could get

some great pictures.

[Laughing 1

Hey, how do you know

about this place, Frank?

He's been here before,

dumb-ass.

Yeah, I've been here before,

dumb-ass.

There's more than one stud

in this group.

- Oh, yeah?

- You may need

a little encouragement, though.

Obviously your imagination

doesn't need

any encouragement,

though, does it?

Oh, Frank, you wanna say hi

to your little girlfriend?

Why am I doing this, huh?

H'

Take it off! Take it off!

h'

Take it off!

Come on, Maria! Come on!

Oh, my God!

H'

Yes!

[Laughing 1

Yes!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

H'

Whoa-hoe'.!

Hey, it's only us!

It's only us!

Jerks! When the hell are you

gonna grow up?

You guys,

it was really immature!

Hey, we didn't know

you'd be dancing around naked.

If we knew,

we would have come sooner.

You stupid perverts!

Why don't you guys go jerk off

somewhere?

I tried to talk to these guys.

Why don't you just leave?

Now!

Go on!

I cannot believe that.

They scared the sh*t out of me.

Get out!

Oh, my God!

Get water, somebody!

Here! Here!

Gum.!

- Ouch!

- Another prank of yours?

Hey, I had nothing to do

with this, all right?

Come on, give me a hand.

Here's some water.

Wait.

Agh!

Look, why don't you just leave?

You've done enough.

What?

Easy come, easy go.

Shut up, Tom.

Well...

Look on the bright side, Jackie.

You're selling the house.

My parents are gonna kill me.

It's just a joke.

Morons.

They are so immature, I swear.

Hey, is it okay if we

change our clothes here?

Yeah. Go right ahead. I'll go

upstairs and get my things.

Oh, great, I've been waiting

to get out of these jeans!

Anybody want to use

the bathroom?

- Nah.

- No, thanks.

I sense a trend. I'm gonna go

get my things, too.

Excuse me.

All right, here's the plan.

You go back to the house

and beg for mercy

while we go look for flowers,

or candy, or something.

Cool.

Frank, they're never

gonna listen.

Hey, look,

it was your idea, okay?

So you use

your persuasive skills.

If that doesn't work,

just offer them your body.

Yeah, offer it to Diane,

she'll bite, so to speak.

Hey, hey, you think that...?

- Come on!

- Just go!

All right.

Now, where were we?

I feel like some real food.

Oh, we don't have any.

Sarah never showed up

with the hamburgers,

and the coals are dead, anyway.

Hey, let's order a pizza.

- Ugh, just what my thighs need.

- Yes! Yes!

Yeah, that sounds good.

- Hey, how about some music?

- Good idea. Yeah.

Do you guys want pepperoni

on one of 'em?

- Yeah!

- No!

- Sausage!

- Mushrooms! Yay!

Hey. girls!

Hey, come on,

let me come in!

Look! Look, I can explain!

Explain!

Come on!

Oh, my God,

I can't believe that he actually

expects us to let him in.

Somebody wanna turn up the music

and drown out

that horrible noise?

Please? Come on!

Come on, you...!

Hey, who's there?

Hey!

Jackie! Open the door,

Jackie!

Do you believe it?

This guy won't quit!

Give it up, you jerk!

Jackie, open up!

Sh*t, come on!

Come on!

Agh!

Gee, that was really weird,

you guys.

He goes

over the top sometimes, huh?

I don't know,

maybe we should let him in.

The bastard took the lightbulb!

Michael, don't you dare try

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