Slumber Party Massacre III Page #3

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any more of your stupid tricks!

Probably him.

Let me talk to him.

Mikey's gonna get it!

I wish that pizza

would get here.

Hello? Who is it?

Oh, Juliette!

It's your loverboy...

Is this 392 Edgewood?

- Yes, it is.

- Jesus, I parked in Chicago.

Do you mind?

I'll give you 10 bucks

for the shirt.

No way.

You can buy them at the store.

No, I need it now.

I'll give you 20 bucks.

- Hey, look, forget it.

- All right, all right.

Look, I've got...

...46 dollars.

It's all yours.

But I get to deliver the pizzas.

Throw in your shirt,

you got a deal.

Done.

Now, turn around.

Do you think I want you

to watch me undress?

He probably had a good reason.

- Yeah, sure, he did.

- I know.

[ scoffs 1

Hogwash!

I invited him over.

Good. I can't wait to see

what he does.

[Laughing 1

Oh, it's the pizza.

- Oh, good.

- Yes.

Do you need some money?

- No, I'll get it.

- Did she get mushrooms on that?

Ta-da!

Duncan!

Maria!

Ladies.

Not another one!

Give it up, Duncan.

What a loser.

Oh, wait a minute,

at least he brought food.

Now, what's going on with Frank?

I don't wanna talk

about Frank.

Oh, come on. I've got

to get my thrill somehow.

Well, we were getting together

to study, remember?

Oh, I knew I should have come.

Well, Tom didn't show up,

either.

That's suspicious.

Frank must have arranged this.

- You think so?

- Of course he did!

Now, what happened?

Well, we started to read

"Antony and Cleopatra aloud...

oh!

You know, we have that test

coming up next week.

And I get to the part in the end

where Cleopatra's

killing herself,

I don't know what happened, but

I just really got into it.

And I looked over at Frank,

and he was staring at me

with this intense expression.

Oh, God!

And I just couldn't think.

I felt like one of those animals

that gets mesmerized.

And then he took me,

and he leaned over,

and he started to kiss me.

God, I'm so jealous!

Can Michael really be

this stupid?

If that's him, I'm gonna

dissect him this time.

Wait.

Why don't we scare him?

You pull the drapes aside,

and then we scream

as loud as we can.

- Okay?

-0kay

- Ready?

- Yeah.

What's going on here?

Are you okay?

What happened?

It was the weirdo

from the beach.

He must have followed

one of us here.

He dropped something, Jackie.

I saw it fall outside.

It's my address book.

You don't think he wanted

to return it, do you?

Is that likely?

Why the hell would he go

to the back door?

Ooh!

So, should we call the police?

Yeah, I'm gonna call the police.

Come on, you guys.

Do you really think

we should call the cops?

- I mean, he didn't do anything.

- Should we wait till he does?

Oh, my God, what if that's him?

Do you think

we should answer it?

We know you have

Michael in there!

[Laughing 1

Should we let those losers in?

No way!

Wait a minute.

What if that guy is out there?

I mean, he could be dangerous.

Playa Vista Police.

This is O'Reilly.

Hello. My name

is Jackie Cassidy,

and I live at 392 Edgewood.

And I'm calling to report

this weird guy

that's hanging around my house.

You know, they could protect us

if he's out there.

I'll let them in if somebody

will come with me.

- I'll come.

Are you having a party?

No, no, no, those

are just my friends.

Um, I think he took my address

book from the beach.

Get a load of this?

Don't move.

Well, he ran when we screamed.

So, the weird guy

just drops off the address book.

You guys call the cops?

Yeah, Jackie's

on the phone right now.

Oh, hello.

Can I help you?

Hi. ls Juliette here?

Juliette!

Someone's here to see you!

Oh, Juliette!

Loverboy to the rescue!

Shut up, you GUYS-

I'm telling you what happened.

We saw this guy at the beach.

He was really weird.

Excuse me!

I cannot believe that you guys

invited him to your party

and kicked us out!

What is that doing in here?

Bet you let Michael in, too,

huh?

He left. He got the message

when we wouldn't let him in.

Hello, again.

Hi, beautiful.

Guys!

Urn...

So, that's what happened.

Look, Miss Cassidy,

I don't have time for this.

This weirdo probably just wanted

to return your address book.

Call us if you see him again,

okay?

Okay. Good-bye.

Trouble?

Sounded pretty rowdy.

Just a bunch of girls

with overactive imaginations.

Sound drunk, too.

So, did you know this guy?

Eh, he was here

before I transferred.

Supposed to be kind of...

Jiminy Cricket!

That's no reason

to kill yourself.

I heard what happened.

That weird guy came

to the back door, huh?

He might have gone

to the front door.

The music was blaring.

Anyway, he ran

when we screamed.

Yeah, I'd run, too.

Sorry. Sorry.

I am sorry.

I am sorry, too.

I guess I overreacted before.

It was a pretty dumb prank,

though.

Is this the kind of guy

I'm getting involved with?

No.

No. This is the kind.

H'

Do you want some Champagne?

No, thanks.

You want another beer?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Maybe.

Weren't you away

at med school?

What brings you back

to our fair town?

Oh...

Scenery.

Jackie's dad, he's a lawyer.

Somehow I don't picture

lawyers fishing.

Better than screaming

at other lawyers.

You know, he used to have

this ridiculous swordfish

hanging on the wall

in the basement.

You gotta be kidding.

No, seriously, I'll show you.

This I have to see.

H'

I think I could like this man.

Oh, he's got all sorts of stuff,

I mean, poles, lures.

He's even got a harpoon,

in case he runs into Moby Dick.

Can I ask you something?

I mean, you seem like the sort

of girl I could ask.

This doesn't sound promising.

I always thought of you

kind of like a sister.

Please go on.

Quickly.

If you're out on a date

with a girl,

how do you ask her

if you can kiss her?

[ Scoffs 1

Easy.

Kiss first,

ask questions later.

- Really?

- Trust me.

Okay-

H'

You don't believe

in wasting any time, do you?

Life is short.

Can't argue with that.

God, I love this.

Oh, God.

What's wrong?

I think I drank

a little too much beer.

Ken, don't worry about it.

There's other ways

to make me happy.

You are crazy.

- Juliette will back me up.

- Uh-huh?

Does anybody know

where she is?

You might try a bedroom.

This calls

for some investigation.

Am I the only one

not getting it tonight?

I'm available.

Duncan!

H'

I don't think you've

had enough to eat.

What are you two smiling

like Cheshire cats for, huh?

I think I'm gonna get

something to eat.

What?

0h, my gosh!

- So?

- They're doing it!

Who? Juliette and Ken?

Oh, this is great!

She doesn't deserve it!

I do!

Didn't they just meet today,

though?

Juliette has had her eye on Ken

since 9th grade.

- Oh, sh*t!

- Oh, God!

Get something to clean it up!

Oh, God!

I'm sorry.

It's okay, Susie.

Tom spilt pizza on the rug.

Ooh, let's get something

to fix that.

What should we use?

Bleach, you think?

Isn't that stuff kind of strong?

I don't know.

Do you want to try it?

What the hell?

We got to try something.

I'm gonna go take a shower,

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