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mushrooms!
These look good. You just throw
them in the oven, and...
Yeah, you should get them.
Yeah. Well, I thinking that we could go
"half-sies" on some of these groceries?
You know, save some money?
The problem with that, I think
right now, is...
I have a hard time visualizing what I'm
going to want to eat three nights from now,
'cause I'm not a food psychic,
and...
...so I just generally pick stuff
up when I'm out on the town,
and then I'm coming home, I'll
get something...
you know, burrito, or whatever,
or...
Fine! Fine.
Then don't f*** with my
portobello mushrooms.
Don't even.
Fine!
These are mine, too.
Okay!
Katie.
I know. Why don't I just, like,
pick up some beer?
Oh, hey. Can you just let me
out up here on the right?
attend to.
Uh, yeah. Well, you just passed
it, but that's fine.
Um, just anywhere. Up here is
good.
Oh, um. Do me a hot favor, love
biscuit...
don't forget to put those
beers in the fridge so...
...they're nice and icy
cold when I get home. K?
Later later!
Pants!
Hey.
You want to see my ID?
No.
Thank you, sir.
Hi!
Hey. What're you having?
How about a "Bully Wheat. "
There you go.
Thanks.
You know I'm good for it.
Yeah.
That's just wrong.
...no, this is not "new age,"
this is older than time.
No, it's not "new age," but...
oh, Kirsten!
It's my friend Kirsten!
Kirsten, hey! Twice in one day,
huh?
The odds.
So I want you to meet my
friends Doug and Charity.
- What's up?
- Hi.
They're in town from Boulder.
Of course they are.
So anyway, it's kind of lucky we ran
into you like this, because uh...
Doug and Charity need a place
to crash tonight...
Yeah, maybe load up on a
"twelve-r" of Stag and hang out?
Sorry guys, couch is taken.
Oh, no. Um...
Seriously, Katie's cousin's up from Lamar,
she's going to theater camp at Stephens.
They're doing "Pippin. "
That's... that's actually
not what I was going to say,
I was just going to
say that... um, maybe...
can think outside the box here,
maybe if you had a backyard
where we could lay down a tarp,
or pitch a tent?
No f***ing way.
Maybe you know about any affordable
At least something with public showers and
hopefully not crawling with rapists, but...
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Um, sorry?
Hey, is that Kirsten?
Kirsten! Hey you'ze!
Yes. Hi!
I don't know if I've properly
introduced you to Beth.
Beth, this is my esteemed chum
Kirsten.
"Esteemed. "
Nice to meet you.
Totally.
You just moved here from
Baltimore?
Yes. My aunt works at MU,
so I had an opportunity...
...to join up at the journalism school...
...so, yeah.
That's cool. I mean, it's a
good program and, uh...
...it's a great time to be in
journalism with all the...
...stuff that's going on and
everything, so that sounds like a...
...really choice opportunity!
Cool, thanks!
File under "ironic coincidences," but my
aunt Barb lives in Columbia, Maryland.
Get out!
There's a Columbia, Maryland?
Have you been to visit her?
She teaches sign language to deaf and
hearing kids in integrated classrooms.
Wow. That's great!
We were just going to go
home because we couldn't...
...figure out anything
else to do tonight...
Tell me about it.
Did you want to go get a drink
at Eastside?
No!
No, I don't. I, uh...
Come to think of it, though...
...Beth here is new in town and
maybe we should just take her
to one of Columbia's more "off the
beaten path" kind of destinations?
Like what?
I'm talking McNally's!
McNally's?
Yes! Oh, my God. McNally's has quickly
endeared itself to me in so many ways.
Really.
I'm game!
I could have sworn it was right
here...
That's Tony's!
I have to pee.
I told you it was on Sixth
Street.
I know.
Why wouldn't you listen?
I thought you said this was
your new favorite hangout.
Was? Is. New champion.
How's everyone doing?
Great!
Another one of these for me,
please.
And can I get you guys anything?
Actually...
ginger ale with bitters?
You know what? That sounds good,
I'll have one of those too.
Great. Well, I'm going to go and
figure out what a "bitters" is, but...
I'll be right back!
Cheers!
So, Kristen...
Kirsten.
It's Kirsten.
I hear you work at
Shakespeare's.
Indubitably. I work the lunch
Mike tells me it's something of
a rite of passage around here.
Yeah, it's like, "take your
pick," you know?
Do you deliver sandwiches for
the Sub Shop,
do you tear tickets at the
Ragtag...
Ranch?"
Do you end up bussing tables at
Ernie's?
You know, "take your pick. "
Well, I don't know what the
Ranch is, but...
...I do think it's a little weird
that you would allow your identity
to be so wrapped up in the
social cachet
of a job in the service sector.
What she said.
Well, yes and no, I mean, like
...when I first moved to town I
didn't know anyone. So...
...and I think it's like that
for a lot of people, like...
through work,
work, and then...
And before you realize
it, all of these things...
...have come to define
who you are as a person.
"McNally's!"
McNally's was pretty awesome.
So you were just going to walk
home?
Well, it's more of a
moonlight constitutional...
...than a neighborly stroll, I suppose...
...but it's a nice night for
it!
Mike! Let's listen to records!
Nice to meet you!
Nighty night.
Oh, sh*t.
"Sub Shop. "
Is it too late to order
delivery with a credit card?
"We stopped taking orders like
half an hour ago, so... "
God damn it!
It's Pepper time!
"You're watching KOMU-TV 8. Live
... It's Pepper and Friends. "
That puppy is so cute!
Pepper.
This show.
"Good morning! Welcome to our show. Monday
the 25th, it is Thanksgiving week... "
"And didn't we dodge that snow?"
"Oh, yeah. But it's
cold outside! It is cold.
If you're going to go out
...if you haven't been outside
yet... man, you go outside and
you might be in for a surprise,
so bundle up warmly. "
"When you bundle up, you
usually do bundle up warmly. "
"Yeah, warmly. Thursday we're
not going to be here... "
"... I want you to meet them
all by name. Here we have... "
- "I'm Josh. "
- "I'm Jeff. "
"Now there's one guy who's missing.
Where is the other one?"
"He couldn't make it today. "
"Then you're playing the spoons
... is that for this song?"
"And then you all have jingle
bells?"
"A little bit of rhythm. "
"And you're just playing... "
- "Just a plain old electric guitar. "
- "Okay. "
"No gimmicks!"
Cheers to you, Jeff Carrillo!
You're so cute!
coming from.
Except when did you guys end up
signing with K Records?
It was fall of 2007.
They heard our last album on Cold
Crush, and they liked what they heard,
and we knew each other from all
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