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and you know, it was a natural
fit.
That is so cool.
Salt of the Earth and picking up
that first Dub Narcotic
seven-inch and taking it home,
and it was like... wow.
Yeah.
You mind if we have a seat?
Okay.
...I thought, you know this is so
corny, but just for a brief second,
"maybe I'll put a record out on
K one day," you know,
Well, here's to the intersection
of fantasy and reality, right?
Cheers.
Life's a funny thing sometimes.
It's so funny! You know,
because, like, well...
ambition of being, you know,
an internationally renowned
recording artist or anything...
"Down, boy. "
...no, but seriously.
I used to write the music reviews
for my high school paper,
and I couldn't carry a tune or play
an instrument to save my life, but...
...I always thought, you know,
maybe I could still contribute
to the scene in some meaningful
way, like work for a Thrill Jockey
Go. You know?
If you're willing to
roll up your sleeves and...
...put in your hours at
the "merch" table...
I am so up for it! Seriously.
All right, here's what I'm
thinking. You got a pen?
Pen. Uh... wait, pocket? No.
Hold on one second.
Excuse me! Does anyone have a
pen?
Anything I could use to write
with...
Sharpie!
I was thinking you should maybe
Really?
Yeah, I mean maybe he doesn't have
anything percolating at the moment,
but you could just introduce yourself,
do the whole "hi-how-you-doing" routine
and see where it goes.
Wow. I mean...
that would be amazing, to be a part
of the whole K Records enterprise!
Cool. All right, are you ready?
I am! Okay, shoot!
360- 555...
Hang on, let me try that again.
I don't know. Just one more try...
360- 555...
...7777.
Um, no.
Okay, I don't... I don't understand.
You know what? Just tell it to me.
it's... you know.
A killer memory.
box up there.
360- 555- 7777.
7777. Got it.
Not even going to write it down.
Nope!
360- 555- 7777. I got it.
Well, it was nice to meet you,
Kirsten.
You too! And you know, if you guys
are ever in town... hook me up!
You got it! All right, bye.
Take care of yourself...
...Jeff Carrillo.
360- 555...
360...
Holy f***!
God damn it!
F***!
F*** off and die!
Word!
You understand what I'm saying!
We need to do something because nobody...
...understands what is
happening with the workers!
Just a regular old coffee to go.
It's gonna be $1.87.
Sorry.
It's fine.
I swear that I wasn't trying to
F*** you, f*** off, eat a f***ing
dick, I don't f***ing care!
Don't f***ing talk to me!
Pizza for Stacey with an E-Y. Stacey with
an E-Y, come and get your pizza already.
Would you like something to
drink with that?
I would, please. How about a
Stag?
No problem.
That will be $3.75, please.
Keep the change.
Have a great day!
Thanks.
Hey guys.
Hey there!
Cookie and a soda... cookie
and no soda?
Water's fine.
You know, you guys really should ask your
parents for a little extra lunch money.
I mean, I'm sure they're willing to
spring for the occasional soda pop...
You know, I'm sorry.
No, no... it's fine.
No, I shouldn't have said that.
It's fine... for the both of us,
uh... keep the change! Thanks.
Do you take Discover?
I can't, I'm sorry, I have to
go pick up Beth from school
and then drive her to her
meeting.
Meeting? What kind of meeting?
It's, uh... the kind of meeting
where people go and exchange ideas.
Usually while seated.
You are not cool!
Yeah, I am.
No way, it's... too far.
Please tell me you take
Discover.
Grumble.
Sh*t!
Please tell me he is not bartending
at his own going away party.
Yep! That's Jeremy for you.
...there's a story by Miranda
July about a dog named Potato...
Hey Straub!
Oh. Hey, Kirsten. Talk to
Jeremy yet?
Oh. Nah, he looks all busy,
embroiled in conversation, and...
Hey, Kirsten.
Hey, Jeremy.
You look like you need a drink!
You know what, I'm good right
now, thanks.
So I was going to ask you about
that job that you asked me about...
Oh, yeah... Katie's picking up
that shift.
Really?
Yeah, she's hungry for it,
she's good to go, and...
...I detected a sense of, shall
we say,
tentativeness in my response to
my original inquiry?
Right.
Okay, that's fair, I guess.
Thanks anyway!
...just as dirty, right?
Because you know how linoleum,
in the cracks and the creases
of it, it just gets dirty
and you can't get it out no
matter how hard you scrub,
even with bleach? I hate that.
So then I was...
Hey.
F*** off.
I bought groceries!
Well, hoo-f***ing-ray.
So I guess you talked to Straub
today.
Yeah, and I talked to Dennie
today. Just so you know.
Okay.
I'm buying the house. It's
mine. The house is mine.
Really.
Yeah, well, f*** it, I mean...
I'm practically paying Dennie's
mortgage as it is
and I figured why not cut out
the middleman, you know?
Right.
I mean, I'm months away from settling,
but it's practically a done deal.
Okay, cool.
Could you at least not be such a total
b*tch about it between now and then?
Wow! Uh... sure, why not?
Thanks, Katie!
You're welcome.
So I was thinking tile. I could
do that myself...
Oh, hey Kirsten. Where you
going?
I'm going to f***ing McNally's!
Is that for real?
Yeah, they're leftover from
Halloween.
Let's giddy up.
Hey! How much for the whole
shirt? I want it.
Get lost!
Yeah, real mature.
Yeah, get your old ass out of
here!
I ain't leaving 'til I got that
shirt.
I got sixteen bucks, so that's
like sixteen sucks?
Strike three, captain.
Oh, come on!
That guy, huh?
Welcome to my world.
Thank you. I love your world.
Hey, "wrong way"...
What?
...I mean "Wang Mei"! I mean...
"pink tacos," will you?
Copy that.
How many more of those?
What the hell is a "pink taco"?
It's... Knockov orange,
Knockov strawberry,
Knockov raspberry, Knockov sour
apple...
Basically it's a pint of vodka.
With cranberry and sour.
That's nutty.
Hey, we're going to go grab a
smoke. Can you watch our drinks?
You got it.
Killer.
No sh*t!
Where'd they go?
Just out for a smoke, but...
You're not going to start a tab?
Not tonight.
All right, well have a good
night!
Lynn!
Hey.
Small world!
Yep!
What's up?
I was just going to check out McNally's,
I got a coupon... "Ad Sheet"!
It's a cool place, I like it a
lot.
Hey, you know what? I just
wanted to let you know that
I'm really sorry that I disappointed
you and your friends the other night,
I've just been fighting a ton
with Katie
and just couldn't handle a
couple more people at my house.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah... they're gone, they took
off late last night, to...
Champaign to go crash at his
cousin's, so you know...
Hey listen, if your coupon's still
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