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Synopsis: 15-year-old Alan Abernathy, the son of a toy store owner, tries out some new action figures: The Commando Elite vs. The Gorgonites. But three months ago, a toy company believes it is onto something when it employs the latest government military technology in a series of action figures, enabling them to talk. They underestimate the power of the special micro chips they've employed, however, as the two opposing sides of the toy line start thinking for themselves and engaging in real combat! The Commando Elite vow to wipe out the Gorgonites in a suburban neighborhood. Alan, his neighbor Christy Fimple, (on whom he has a massive crush) with the help of the kind Gorgonites, must protect his home and family from the Commandos.
Director(s): Joe Dante
Production: Dreamworks
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
48%
PG-13
Year:
1998
110 min
3,473 Views


You can't change programming.

Look. Another one.

I told you they were hiding.

It's what they do.

That's it. Come on, Christy.

Timmy, Marion, we're out of here.

Don't be a stranger, Phil.

Yes, we're with Heartland Play Systems,

Consumer Satisfaction.

Is Alan Abernathy here?

That's Alan, right there.

How you doing? We understand

you acquired some of our fine products.

There's a chance they might be...

...defective.

But there's no reason to think

they could do any harm.

- There's reasons.

- There is a problem with the Commandos.

What problem? Bear in mind, you will be

called into court to support your claim.

- Your toys nearly killed my son!

- Stuart...

Don't say calm down!

Calm was killing me.

And you! You owe my son an apology!

Hey, Larry. Look. It's Archer.

Greetings.

I am Archer. Who are you?

I'm Irwin. I designed you...

...and all the Gorgonites.

He's the creator.

You're all here.

Everyone has to be somewhere.

That's true. My mom used to...

Making declarative statements?

Formulating inquiries?

Lights out.

Something's going on out there.

That's weird.

There's a Heartland truck outside.

- More Commandos?

- A lot more.

Dad, come see this for yourself.

Chip?

Dead Chip? The Chip we killed?

Maybe we didn't kill him enough.

Oh, my.

Commandos, fall out!

Secure the left perimeter!

Secure the right perimeter! Move out!

Sir, yes, sir!

Assault formation. Go!

If war is hell, let's give them hell.

We didn't start this war,

but we're damn sure going to end it.

I'm scared.

It'll be all right. They're not after you.

They just want to kill

the little monster people.

That's right. We're just caught up

in some stupid game.

Well, game over.

Mr. Fimple, wait.

No, Alan.

Let him go.

Archer.

The Gorgonites must lose.

Hi!

I'm Phil Fimple.

I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the...

...Gorgonzolas.

Here's our proposal: Take them!

He's selling us out.

He's an Arnold Benedict.

Take them apart, steal their batteries,

whatever it is you...

...people do.

Is that my JVC?

There will be no surrender!

There will be no mercy!

All Gorgonite scum must die!

Bomb them all the way back to preschool.

Recon estimates

Gorgonite scum strength at 16!

Sixteen? Where did they get sixteen from?

Seven Gorgonites and nine people.

Well, you heard our proposal.

Phil, get in here! Hurry!

These negotiations are over!

We are the Commando Elite.

Everything else...

...is just a toy.

- What are they doing?

- Psychological warfare.

The Marines did this against Noriega.

Phil.

I love this song!

Fimple, turn that off!

Go, go!

Lock and load.

Nail them!

Open fire!

Get down!

Fimple.

Honey?

Stuart, Phil, barricade that window!

Alan, get back.

Get back!

Fire!

Wow.

Fire!

How are they...

Alan, put out the fires.

Nerds, side windows.

Marion, Timmy...

...the closet. Come on, come on. Hurry!

Just get in. Get down.

I have that coat.

Yes.

Frag 'em all!

I'll call the police!

Phil, Christy, push this back. Careful.

Fire!

Service.

Great balls of fire!

The phone's dead. Nice forehand, honey.

Incoming!

I'm hit!

More shells!

Take the house!

We have to stop them

before my wife gets tennis elbow.

An electromagnetic pulse would work.

That would fry the chips.

All we need now is a nuclear warhead.

I doubt I'll have one in the junk drawer.

Nuclear warhead?

The chips aren't shielded against an EMP.

A nuclear blast would wipe them out.

That's why the military never used them.

What kind of moron would put

military technology in toys?

That would be Gizmo over here.

Actually, any electrical device generates

a magnetic field, just not a big one.

We'll need a big one.

Fire in the hole!

Alan, the window.

"I don't know but I've been told

Gorgonite blood runs mighty cold."

No, Alan.

Way to stay heads up.

Continue artillery barrage!

Take cover! Stay low!

There's a power pole back there

with two huge transformers.

Could we use those to create

the electromagnetic whatever?

We could get them to explode.

That would fry their chips, for sure.

You could connect the transformers.

We just need to put something metal

between them.

You get a nice power boost.

Right up until they overload and blow up.

It only happened once!

That's it.

This should work.

Forget it. You're not going out there.

- There's no time!

- It's too dangerous.

We've only got one chance!

You are my responsibility and...

Dad, there's no other way!

You have to trust me.

Wait.

It's dark in here.

It's night, genius.

I mean, power has to be going through

the transformers for them to overload.

The power's on at my house

and we've tons of crap to turn on.

We have to wedge the breakers

open in your fuse box. Come on, Larry.

I hate you, Irwin.

We have met the enemy and he is you!

I love the smell of polyurethane

in the morning.

Oh, my God. Phil, in here, in here.

It's locked.

Up, up, up.

Balcony's closed.

Down, down, down.

Descend and destroy.

Let me in. Damn it! Fimple, you freak!

Let me in!

All quiet on the Western front yard!

Go and turn on every piece

of electronic equipment in your house.

This one's for Nick Nitro!

Mess around with my kid, huh?

A broomstick. I'm scared.

Get him!

First blood!

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

All right, Dad!

We roasted them!

There they are. Nail 'em!

Not good.

Hey, kid! Don't you like 9-inch nails?

I got hit. I'm okay.

Gorgonites, we must help Alan.

But if we fight, we will lose.

Last time we fought,

I woke up with AM/FM.

War is nuts.

I know what I'm talking about.

We shouldn't fight. We should hide.

If we hide, we will still lose.

No more hiding.

Nail them to the wall!

Gorgonites, fight!

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Strike!

Retreat!

Meet my wife, the old ball and chain.

I love working in the round.

I'm knocking 'em dead.

You don't like stand-up? Then sit down!

Thank you and good night,

ladies and germs.

How do you work this? Wrong way.

That's better.

Alan?

You should go now.

Archer, listen.

When that thing explodes,

you'll be fried, too.

Go.

Take that!

Watch your back.

Thanks, Dad.

I'm watching your back, Alan.

What are you packing, Tiny?

Packing? I'm packing you!

It's not a prank call. It's not.

No, wait. It is!

So you'll send some cops

to come and arrest me? Don't hang up!

Do you know what you're doing?

Yeah.

Die!

Ain't war hell?

Thanks for the lift, Punch-it.

Mayday! Mayday! I'm hit!

I'm going down! Ejecting!

Expect no mercy.

Having fun yet?

Let's have a round and a round

of applause for Archer...

...emissary of the Gorgonites. You're up!

Major Chip Hazard.

Gorgonite scum!

Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.

You've got a lot of guts.

Let's see what they look like.

They're wires and metal,

the same as yours.

We're nothing alike.

You are programmed to lose.

I'm also programmed to learn.

Too bad you never learned to win.

School's out, loser.

Victory is ours!

Have I got a shock for you.

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Gavin Scott

Gavin Duncan Scott (born 1950) is an English novelist, broadcaster and writer of the Emmy-winning mini-series The Mists of Avalon, Small Soldiers, The Borrowers and Legend of Earthsea. He spent ten years making films for British television before becoming a screenwriter, creating more than two hundred documentaries and short films for BBC and the commercial TV, including UK’s prestigious Channel 4. His first assignment in the United States was with George Lucas, developing and scripting The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. His work ranges from family entertainment to comedy, science fiction and historical dramas. Scott wrote Krakatoa, a Titanic-style movie for National Geographic Feature Films, and an eight-hour adaptation of War and Peace for Lux Vida SPA, directed by Robert Dornhelm (Into the West, The Ten Commandments). He created and executive produced a 22-part television series set in the nineteenth century about the origins of the creative ideas of Jules Verne, which was broadcast around the world. In 2006, his children's film Treasure Island Kids: The Battle for Treasure Island, starring Randy Quaid, was released on DVD. Born in Hull, Yorkshire, Gavin emigrated with his family to New Zealand in 1961. At 17 he spent a year as a volunteer teacher in the jungles of Borneo, working with the children of head-hunters, after which he studied history and political science at Victoria University of Wellington, and journalism at the Wellington Polytechnic. He returned to Britain overland across Asia in 1973, traveling through Sri Lanka, Kashmir, Afghanistan and Iran, and worked for Shelter, the British housing charity, before joining the Times Educational Supplement, from which base he also wrote features for The Times. After five years as a reporter and program anchor for BBC Radio, Gavin began in 1980 making films for BBC Television’s Newsnight, covering literary as well as political subjects; among his interviewees, J.B. Priestley, Christopher Isherwood, Iris Murdoch and John Fowles. He then made documentaries on science and culture for series such as Horizon and Man Alive before joining Channel 4 News, for which he made films until 1990. Following the death of Maurice Macmillan in 1984, son of the former British Prime Minister and MP for Surrey South West Harold Macmillan, Gavin Scott was selected and stood as a Liberal here at the Parliamentary Byelection for the Liberal/SDP Alliance and came within 2600 votes of taking the seat from the Conservative candidate Virginia Bottomley who went on to serve in John Major's cabinet. It was during this time that he started writing novels, including Hot Pursuit, about a Russian satellite that crashed in New Zealand, and A Flight of Lies, about the hunt for the bones of Peking Man. He has recently written a Dickensian historical novel set in the nineteenth century, The Adventures of Toby Wey. Gavin is also a sculptor, creating shadow boxes similar to those of Joseph Cornell, using mass-produced toys as his medium. He lives with his family in Santa Monica, California, and recently finished writing the script of Absolutely Anything with Terry Jones. more…

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