Smiley Page #2

Yeah, it's the

anonymous party.

Yeah. I'm a dork.

[ chuckles ]

Hey. Hey, what's up?

I'm zane.

What's up?

I'm binder.

Yeah. What are you

doing here, pedobear?

Don't call me that.

Okay? I thought

it would be cool.

Mm.

You're pedobear?

Do you approve

this message?

B*tch tits!

[ laughs ]

pedobear!

Guys, come on.

I was just

hanging out, okay?

Why don't you

Get out of here,

pedobear?

No one wants

to hang out with you.

Man:
What a f***ing tool.

Bye, pedobear.

Yikes.

What was that about?

Ah, he thought some

of the stuff on the board

was messed up,

Said he'd report it.

Honestly, some of the stuff

is pretty messed up,

But, uh, it's not smart

to say so.

He seemed nice.

Yeah,

probably too nice.

[ laughter ]

Dude, it's the tits.

I did it

for the lulz!

What are they saying?

Check it out.

What is this?

Hideandgochat.

It's video chat,

like skype,

But you don't know who

you're chatting with.

Why would you chat

with strangers?

Isn't that dumb?

Does this

look dumb to you?

[ gasps ]

[ screams ]

[ laughter ]

Really?

Really?

Ashley:

What was that?

What, you've never

seen that?

"I did it for the lulz."

That's smiley.

Who?

It's not real,

though, right?

Well, nobody knows

if it's real.

It's on the internet.

It's like

bloody mary, okay?

It's an urban legend.

You type "I did it

for the lulz" three times

Across from someone

you're chatting with,

And then smiley

creeps into frame,

And he kills them!

Heh heh.

"I did it

for the" what?

Lulz! Laughs.

I did it just--

I did it just because.

It's like--

Do you know

when you do something

just because you can

Or you're bored

or whatever?

Anyway, don't worry.

That video's totally fake.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

'cause that's so freaky.

Raah!

[ screams ]

[ laughs ]

You got me.

Yeah, I did.

I did it

for the lulz.

[ laughter ]

[ music playing ]

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

you can see it

from a mile away

[ birds chirping ]

[ groans ]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

This class is

an introduction

to reason and ethics.

Well, good morning.

How are you?

Come on in, please.

Have a seat.

Make yourself

comfortable.

I'm gonna stay here.

Great.

As you guys know,

That this class

is a requirement.

Now, aside

from my brilliance

and my charisma

And the, uh,

school's obvious

huge budget...

Do you have a pencil?

And some of the

technical equipment...

Thanks.

Why do you think

this class is--

You smell better

than I do.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

What--what is your name?

Mark.

Mark.

Okay, mark,

could you please tell me

Why do you think

this class is

a requirement?

Um, because we

have to take it?

[ laughter ]

Okay, all right,

all right.

Hold on a second.

Don't laugh at mark.

All right, now what

is going on here?

Now, why can't,

"because we have

to take it,"

Be the reason

that this class is

a requirement? Why?

Yes, my sweet latecomer.

Because they're just

different ways of saying

the same thing.

Exactly.

They are what

we will learn to call

Equivalent statements.

Neither supports

nor follows the other.

Now, as you guys

get more comfortable

With the keys

of logic and reason,

You're gonna find

that they'll open up

just about any box.

Open your books

to page, uh, 29.

29. No, that's just--

That's just

a picture of me.

Professor clayton.

Oh, girl who was late.

I'm so sorry.

Ashley brooks.

I promise

I will never--

No, just kidding.

Half the people in this class

Are gonna drop out

once they realize

That reading is involved.

Oh, well,

I was wondering

Whether I could get

all the semester's

assignments early?

Why? You leaving town?

No.

I just like to be

really prepared.

Are you hitting on me?

What? No.

I wanted

to know about--

[ both laugh ]

You're joking.

Oh, no. No, that--

[ both laugh ]

ah, yeah.

Nothing gets past you,

ms. Brooks.

Ah, you know what?

All the assignments

on the website.

All right. Okay.

Okay. Thanks.

Do yourself a favor,

though, okay?

You don't have

to do all your homework

in one night.

Just relax, okay?

It's college.

Have a good time, okay?

[ laughs ]

[ door opens, closes ]

Oh, what's up,

party monster?

Everything is

still spinning.

Is that normal?

I don't know

what got into you.

[ sighs ] oh, god.

Did I do something crazy?

Uh, well, if belting out

taylor swift lyrics

At the top

of your lungs in front

Of a bunch

of 4chan nerds

is crazy, then yes.

Oh, my god.

That's so embarrassing.

No, don't worry, okay?

No one's even

gonna remember that,

Because there's

a new video.

What?

Are those juicy

booty shorts?

Oh, my god,

his forehead.

That is from last night.

What's that guy's name again?

I don't know.

Is that a mole

on your face,

Or is that a herpes?

I don't know.

They put something

Right there on my face.

I don't know.

What--what's it say?

[ ashley screams ]

Oh, my god.

There's no way, right?

No way it's real?

Or no way it's fake?

I don't know.

Can't you call somebody?

None of us even know

each other's real names,

But he hasn't

been online, so...

What do

other people think?

About half and half.

Well, did anyone

call the police?

And say what?

That there's

some internet video

Of some guy

getting killed?

Yes. If this is real,

Oh, my god,

this is so sick.

"hi. Police?

"yeah, there's

an internet video

of some guy getting killed.

"oh, no, sorry.

"I don't know his name,

"but, um, he plays pranks

on the internet,

"and there's

this urban legend that says

"if you type

'I did it for the lulz'

"3 times in a chat,

this guy smiley

Appears behind

the other person and..."

Okay.

So it has

to be fake.

Duh.

How would smiley

know where you are?

Right?

Right. Yep.

I mean, they're all

just waiting to see

who falls for it.

We're way too smart

for that.

Yeah, stupid trolls.

Heh. Oh, god,

I'm so glad you came home.

That was kind of

freaking me out.

Hey, you know,

I know how we could

find out for real.

What?

Try to do it?

No way.

That's so spooky.

No, it's not.

Okay, we just do it.

Nothing happens,

and then we know

it's fake.

Because that way,

We'll know it's fake

for sure, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

What are they

called again?

Lulz, l-u-l-z,

Like lols, like lolcats,

but lulz.

[ laughs ]

Mm. Ah, no.

Waah.

Mm...

Maybe.

Don't want to waste it.

Keep going. Keep going.

Mm.

Oh, he's kind of cute.

Mm, yeah, super cute.

Total babe.

Don't kill him.

Okay.

Enh, no.

Ahh! Penis!

Hi, tiny and kind of bent.

Hope you like

touching that thing,

'cause no one else

is gonna do it.

"next" him.

Wait, wait.

Wait, maybe should

we kill him instead.

Let me do it.

Maybe smiley

Will come out and

cut off his wiener.

"wiener"?

Heh. I think

you mean penis.

You can't joke around,

though, okay?

You have to really

want it to happen.

Yeah, okay, okay.

I want it to happen.

Picture it.

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