Smiley Page #4
You just
come up with that?
So you don't know
if he's alive.
What if this
is really real?
Oh, what if
nothing's real?
Maybe it's the end
of the truman show
And you both just hit
the sky mural.
[ laughter ]
"oh, what's real?
I don't know.
My life is
a show on tv."
Come with me.
What did you see?
Nothing.
Seriously,
what did you see?
I mean, I saw
the video of kells.
Yeah, and he's
f***ing dead, right?
I mean,
we're on the same page here.
What else did you see?
Nothing.
I didn't see
anything else.
Are you f***ing with me?
You typed it,
and you made it happen.
No.
Yes. You did.
You did it
for the lulz, right?
You called smiley,
and he came.
Okay, look, if it
makes you feel any better...
I did it, too.
I don't even know
who the f*** he killed.
It was just some kid.
He cut him up
like a pig.
God, this can't
be real, right?
It can't.
I mean, god,
I don't even know
who these people are
that are my friends,
Just people I know.
[ vomits ]
whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa. Hey, hey.
I'm so sorry.
You--you want a bed
or something?
I'm gonna go home.
Do you have a ride?
You want a cab?
Or...
You can sleep over.
I'm gonna walk.
Eh, no, you shouldn't walk
across campus by yourself.
What if he comes for
the people who call him?
Have you thought
about that?
[ distant voices echoing ]
Proxy.
[ breath ]
[ footstep ]
[ laughs ]
[ sighs ]
It's nothing.
You're being stupid.
You're just being stupid.
Man:
Ashley.[ hisses ]
[ hisses ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
No! Please, no!
[ screams ]
[ screaming ]
[ mutters ]
Are you okay?
[ gasps ] what?
That must have been
one gnarly nightmare.
What was it?
Smiley.
Smiley was trying
to kill me.
That sucks. It's like
freddy krueger.
What?!
No! Last night,
He was really
trying to kill me!
Dude, what happened
to your shirt?
[ gasping ]
He--he chased me,
and he caught me.
He ripped my shirt.
I don't think so.
Maybe I--
I left the party.
Um, yeah. I was looking
all over for you.
And then this girl,
she was like, "meh,
She's not in the reh,"
So I got a ride
with them.
Look, this neighborhood
isn't that bad,
but you probably
Shouldn't be walking
around by yourself
at night.
Proxy!
This actually happened!
I left the party,
and I was pretty buzzed.
I was super wasted.
I mean, how did
I get so wasted?
Mm, I don't know.
And then--
And then I went
across campus,
And he was there.
Well, are you sure
it was him?
Wasn't just
some creepy guy?
He had the f***ing face,
And he had the knife,
And he said
my name, proxy.
He knows my name.
But you got away.
No.
But, like,
you're right here,
So, um, news flash,
this didn't happen,
ashley.
Where did you find me?
I came in your room,
and you were
in your bed.
He was in here?!
No. [ laughs ] god.
It was just you.
He did this.
Okay.
I think that
it was just
a really bad dream.
I mean,
don't get me wrong.
I'm really
freaked out, too.
[ laughs ]
Okay, what's the last
thing you remember?
Uh, he--
He was...
And I woke up.
Ashley, are you
on any psychiatric meds?
No.
Not anymore.
Have you ever been
on any medication?
Lithium for bipolar.
And when were
you diagnosed?
My senior year
of high school.
I kind of
had a breakdown
After my mom
committed suicide.
Had your mother been
diagnosed as bipolar?
No. Well, I mean,
afterwards.
And why'd you stop
taking the meds?
The lithium made me
so fat and stupid.
I couldn't
remember anything.
But I--I didn't just quit.
I came off it gradually.
Under your doctor's
supervision?
Mm-hmm.
I've been totally
off it for six months.
Okay. Well, what's up?
I'm really anxious.
It is your first week
of college.
Yeah, but...
Really anxious,
Like terrified.
And I feel guilty.
I feel like I've done
something really bad,
But I don't think I have.
Well, in your
first week of school,
You haven't done
something really awful,
Like, say,
killed anyone.
Heh.
No.
But I'm having
really vivid
nightmares.
You've been
through a trauma,
Adjusted to it,
And now you're
in a new environment.
It's stressful.
I don't seem crazy?
Crazy?
I'd have to say...
Not at all.
Even though the dreams,
They're really...
They're
really realistic.
Well, that's the nature
of dreams, isn't it?
They seem real
when we're having them.
Otherwise, they'd have
no power over us.
But it sounds
like this anxiety
is debilitating.
Yeah.
And you don't want
To go back
on the lithium salts.
Have you ever tried anything
for situational anxiety,
Rather than
a sledgehammer
like lithium?
Like what?
I'm gonna write you
a short scrip for ativan.
That sound okay?
Hmm?
Yes.
I just remembered
something.
I'm not crazy.
Okay, good.
That's a good thing
to remember.
I'm gonna give you
this scrip,
And it's not for crazy.
It's for anxiety.
Okay.
Did you tell?
[ gasps ] no.
I just remembered.
At the party,
Zane knew--
yeah, he just
called me.
There's another one.
Another what?
Another dead person.
We gotta go
to zane's.
Ashley.
Okay, what is going on?
I don't know.
What about you?
Huh? You know
what's going on?
Is that a gun?
Yes. Yes.
This--
this is a gun.
Why do you have that?
Because I am
a security professional.
But I thought
you went to college.
Do I really seem
that retarded to you?
What?
College is for retards.
I am a security
professional.
Oh.
Like at the mall?
F***ing f***, no!
No, no, no!
Like at the mall?
Network security.
What's
network security?
He's a hacker,
okay, like lulzsec,
Like--like anonymous,
like wikileaks,
Like trolling
westboro--
Proxy, will you
shut up, please?
Will you watch the gun?
Please shut up.
She has to understand
that to know what
you're talking about.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
He needs some money,
He hacks
a corporate network,
And then says, "hey,
pay me to fix your problem."
That's a network
security professional.
What you're talking
about would be
An illegal
protection racket.
I am one
of a hundred
Or 500 or
a thousand people
in the whole world
Who can
find out anything
about anyone,
Medical records,
how much money,
Chocolate
or vanilla,
top or bottom.
I mean,
and honestly,
I have no idea
what's going on.
I mean,
who's doing this?
We don't know.
Okay, well,
why don't you
riddle me this?
Who is she?
Me?
Smiley's trying
to kill me.
"smiley's trying
to kill me. Ahh."
You're not dead.
You're not dead,
And other
people are.
You want to see
the video
Of smiley slashing
crash's throat?
I could show it
to you if you want.
No.
Proxy?
This sh*t's
personal, okay?
If this isn't some
internet hobgoblin
fairy tale,
This is one
of our enemies.
Who are your enemies?
Who is not our enemies?
You don't get to be king
of the internet a**holes
Without making
a few enemies,
A sh*t-ton, in fact.
I mean, it could be--
Could be the--
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