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Oh, you've got

to be kidding me!

l 'm supposed to meet

my dealer here.

Do you know him?

His name's Steve.

Steve? Oh, yeah !

ls he a dude, he's

got like two arms,

two legs,

And a head.

That's Steve.

Yeah.

Forget it.

Have a fun ride.

ln that moment,

perched high

above the earth,

high above those

who had come so

far to find her,

Jane knew what

she had to do.

Jane was

no schemer,

no conniver,

no thief.

Jane knew that

deep down she

was pure of heart.

And that she

did not want

to contribute

to the toll of human

misery and suffering

in the world.

She knew

the time

had come

to take responsibility

for what she'd done,

and to return

the book to its

rightful owner.

That her intentions

were honorable, that

there'd be no doubt.

But what puzzled many

on that day was not the

virtue of her intentions.

Hey!

What puzzled

many was why.

Hey!

By what bizarre

and convoluted logic,

did she arrive

at the decision

to do

what you're

about to see?

l n short,

what the f***

was she thinking?

Whoa!

Hey!

Up here!

Brevin !

l'm up here!

Oh no.

Heyyy!

Ohhh !

Help.

Whoa.

So, my dad plays

golf with this guy,

who is a pretty good

criminal attorney.

l think he's

a criminal attorney.

He's definitely

a lawyer.

l could try to hook

you up with him

if you want.

Yeah, that

sounds good.

Well, Brevin, it sure

has been a f***ing

day, huh?

Yeah, l guess.

What a weird

f***ing dream.

Hey, stoner!

Back to work!

Sorry.

This has been the story

of how a person started at A,

got to Z, and

somehow ended up

collecting garbage

by the side of

the freeway.

And l think you'll all

agree that much like

life itself,

it certainly has

been--one hell

of a crazy ride.

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