Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Page #6

Now we're gonna close in on that hog butt!

Col. Enos calling Private Enos.

- Do you read me?

- Yeah, Grandpa. I can hear you.

- All right, are you ready?

- Yes, sir, Col. Grandpa, sir!

Okay, now get set.

Hold it.

Okay, girl, let her rip!

- Daddy, what's all that noise?

- The car's backfiring!

Somebody's shooting off

bombs back there.

- It's them Enos boys.

- Who are they?

They are the inventors of dirty pool.

Get set. Now!

Daddy.

Thunderbutt got through.

- What happened, Daddy?

- I guess we blew another goddamn tyre!

Bring us down, girls.

How could that be?

Man, oh, man!

Holy Buddha,

those suckers are flying!

Yeah, Daddy, I'm not bored anymore.

This is more fun than being

snowed in at a cathouse, you know.

Let's get back to the ranch, Son.

I don't wanna miss how this thing turns out.

Cledus, you're not gonna hit that gate?

That gate is gone.

- Oh!

- Oh, my aching head.

Will you get in the car, Junior?

This is no time

for any of your funny high jinks.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

I must've forgotten the seat belt.

Is it my imagination,

or are you slowing down?

Maybe.

Let me put it to you this way:

What good would

the Road Runner be without the Coyote?

What good would

the fox be without the hound, right?

And can you have a bandit

if you ain't got a smokey?

- Not really.

- Well, now you do.

I'm slowing down.

All right, I got it bumper-to-bumper.

- Hop up there, Junior, and get the fish.

- But, Daddy I'm carrying-

Hop up there and get the fish.

- But, Daddy-

- Get the fish or I'll barbecue your ass!

That's right, Junior.

Just help yourself, son.

Come on, Junior! Come on back!

Junior, you are a brave little tick turd.

Oh, thank you, Daddy!

Way to go, Buford!

Why are you stopping?

We better get out of here.

This show right here

is only costing me $250,000.

Do you mind if I just watch it?

Well. There's your fish.

Sheriff, this is hard for me to say...

but you won it fair and square.

Congratulations.

Give him the money, son.

I'd like to kick your ass.

You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

I accept this prize...

as a token of another one

of my landmark achievements.

Hold the money, Junior.

And don't let Mama see it...

if you don't wanna sing soprano

for the rest of your life.

Now...

Just that long.

- Oh! He's coming over here.

- I know. I told you.

- Will you hurry up? Will you please hurry.

- It won't crank!

- What do you mean?

- The car won't crank.

Come on, let's get this party started.

Let's have a drink!

We can all exchange clothes.

Would you get away from me, you sh*t!

I'm making this collar single only.

You're The Bandit.

Tell me what we are going to do.

I am not The Bandit.

The Bandit is The Bandit.

The only man in the world that thinks I'm-

Wait a minute.

Sit back. And don't move a muscle!

I got you.

Hello, Buford.

Well, you caught me with my pants down.

- I did?

- That's a figure of speech.

- I got you!

- Yeah.

It's over for the old Bandit.

- Yeah, you're gone.

- It's gone.

- Buford?

- Yes, sir.

I just wanna say one last

thing to you before you...

haul me off in the cuffs.

- Go right ahead.

- There's a kind of a...

a kindred spirit we have,

you know what I mean?

Yeah. I think I feel the same way.

No, I mean it's special.

I can almost read your thoughts.

- Is that so?

- Yeah.

What am I thinking right now?

You're thinking right now

that possibly you...

No sense sending me off

to prison where I'd lose all my friends...

and everything. I mean...

you could give me a five-second head start

and chase after me-

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm a law-and-order man.

I got you and I'm gonna keep you.

Yeah, you're right.

I was silly to even think that.

- You're too tough for that.

- That's right.

- I'm upright, straightforward-

- Now that you've...

finally caught The Bandit,

you can really retire.

We can go back to sunny Florida

and you can collect your seashells...

and you can play shuffleboard.

And we can even go back

and see that big funny whale jump again.

But most and best of all, Daddy,

I'll take you fishing with me.

- I'll give you a five-minute head start.

- Bye-bye!

Junior!

What the hell are you doing?

I was trying to stop

The Bandit from getting away, Daddy.

I said it before, and I'll say it again:

There is no way that you

could come from my loins.

And as soon as we get home,

I'm putting a big lump on your mama's head.

Now get in the car. We're on pursuit alert.

Well, Cledus, I'll tell you,

I gotta hand it to you. You did it.

- I did it, didn't I?

- You did it!

I did it! Don't know what

I did, but I did it.

- Hey, do you mind if I tag along?

- What?

Where did they go?

Pumpkin!

Now, I know you didn't

mean to leave me this time.

Madame Godzilla is back.

- Get the hell out of there!

- I wanna come, too!

- There ain't no room!

- Oh, yes, there is!

Wait, Daddy!

Don't leave me!

Wait, Daddy.

Wait for me.

Don't leave me, Daddy!

The outlaw run

Is an endless one

It's a hungry night

Where wrong is right

And the race is done

When the race is won

In the morning sun

Just look into the light

And I'm behind you now

With a ticket for the wind

I'm behind you now

Baby, you can never win

I'm behind you now

And your days are getting thin

I'm behind you now

With a ticket for the wind

And The Bandit's trying

There's a borderline

That's already crossed

When the game is lost

And the hunter's luck

Is a single shot

When the sun is hot

And the dice are tossed

I'm behind you now

With a ticket for the wind

I'm behind you now

And you can never win

I'm behind you now

And your days are getting thin

I'm behind you now

With a ticket for the wind

I'm behind you now

With a ticket for the wind

Yeah, I'm behind you now

Oh, and you can never win

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