Smother Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2008
- 92 min
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I think it would hurt her feelings.
Maybe I could pay someone to do.
Do you wanna make five bucks?
Good night, honey.
OK:
Honey.
What?
Honey
What is it?
We're supposed to do
the deed tonight.
Oh, does that start tonight?
The next four.
Oh, cool.
Do you think maybe
we should hold off
until we settled for
the whole job thing?
And that would be when exactly?
Why are you in sure
that you are in ovulating?
Yeah, it's what the calendar said.
Tonight or tomorrow.
Okay...
Look, if you're not up for it,
do not up for it.
I'm not up for it.
It's just been such a crazy day.
Okay, we'll do it tomorrow,
I guess.
Twice.
Yeah, all right.
As if.
OK, Thanks.
Spoony?
Clare Bear, I'm so tired.
Spoo-oo-oo-ny?
Baby, I just
want to stretch out, OK?
Pull your head out of your ass,
Babe, I want to be held.
It's Ok. It's OK.
It's OK. It's me.
Honey, are you OK?
I'm fine.
Go back to sleep, honey.
Mom?
Myron, you're having a dream.
Go back to sleep.
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
It's alright.
Just sit down.
We'll
You alright
Save the remodel for later.
Are you hungry?
Is it the way you wake me up?
Do you want me to
make you some toast?
I think your father's
having an affair.
It's okay, Sammy Higgins.
Go on back to bed.
What are you talking about?
That's why
we were fighting about.
I confronted him and
he lied to me, so I left.
I left, and now I'm all alone,
and I'd do just
about anything right now
to get my hands
on an apple fritter.
But... Neve mind.
I'm fine.
I'm perfectly fine.
I just gonna Hey, sit down.
Are you sure Dad-Put his thing
into another woman's thing
and it felt good and
then he did it again
and then he probably saw
or felt her b*obs
in the middle of all that?
Yeah.
It's pretty clear to me, yes.
Alright, come on, Mom,
there's no way Dad did that.
You actually see him doing this?
A woman knows.
Trust me.
It's like when you look at a person
and you know they're gay.
You can just tell.
Right... look,
I think we're both really tired.
I mean we should
go to bed and talk
about this tomorrow.
I need a place to stay until
I can decide what to do.
Now maybe you might know somebody
who could take me in for
a couple of weeks?
A couple of weeks?
Could get sure to clear my head?
I... uh... maybe there are YWCAs...
Those are nice.
Hmm... OK.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
But listen to me.
I need you to promise me
that you're going to be good.
No prying, no chaos, no insanity,
no circus routine.
You are going to like this.
I want to see this.
I promise.
You are not gonna
even know I'm here.
Scout's honor.
That's not the Scout's honor.
That's something like Star Trek.
Good night.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm gonna be so good.
Honey, she wants to
stay for two weeks.
Really? I guess that's okay.
Doesn't she
have anywhere else to go.
No.
But how am I going to screen her
calls if she's living with us?
She will break down all
our happiness of this house.
Believe in my words.
Don't be such a drama queen.
It's OK.
Just go to sleep now.
Honey, I'm too worked up now.
I need to get BJ to calm down.
Nice try, good night.
Good morning, Captain.
What are you doing?
Guess what? Breakfast is ready.
Can I get this place
some privacy please?!
Uh oh.
I'm twenty-nine year old.
I'm not playing Grumpy Bear.
but a big smile.
When was the last time
you washed your bedspread?
OK.
Out.
Go. Go.
What do you think,
the stink police?
Get the creatures out of here.
Alright, Sammy Higgins.
Let's let your grumpy
brother get dressed.
Come on.
He's not my brother!
He's a dog and I'm human being.
And my sheets are not even...
Oh my god
Max, I need a minority
villain sergeant, please.
Is he a lovely Indian?
No. He's peaceful.
Morning camper.
There's some carob chip pancakes
on the stove there.
Thanks.
Could you not smoke
in the house, Mom?
How did I raise such a funny son?
You're crack out
with jokes, sweetie.
Is he African American?
A little stale. Max
Myron, I thought your writing
seminar was on today.
Yeah, I got a push back.
Is he Portorican?
Excellent, Max.
Fresh new take.
What is that thing?
It's a new voice recognition script
writing program called Max 9000.
He's my digital
collaborator, watch.
Max, I need a name for my new
minority villain sergeant.
Max 9000?
Try again.
Victor Escobar?
Perfect.
Wow, writing is easy.
You're telling me.
Isn't it sweet to make Myron
take care of Sammy Higgins.
I think Myron has some paralyzing
social deficiencies.
So much fun getting out of
the house and be with my son.
Here we go!
Mom, What are you?!
Pick that up!
What, oh...
You're not Tiho Wuanita.
Come on.
I've obeyed the rules all my life.
If I want to throw a little trash
on the ground occasionally,
I think I've earned the right.
That makes zero sense.
To you maybe.
Listen.
Just go do your shopping,
and I'll come find you after.
OK. Turkey Lips.
Don't call me Turkey Lips.
Okay, Honey Buns.
I love you! Knock'em dead!
Sorry!
on such short notice.
Hey, what are former bosses for?
So, the wife's good?
Yes, very good.
Kids?
Not yet.
Clare's pretty eager though,
... so we've been trying.
Boy, I do know what that's like.
The Mrs. Wanting
to settle down and nest.
Bringing spousal pressure
on the head of the household
to buckle under and procreate.
Not a fun place to be in
if you're not ready to have kids.
Do you know what I mean?
Between you and me,
there's plenty of things you can
do to lower your sperm count.
Simple things.
Excuse me?
Oh yeah, I delayed
conception for months.
I took scalding hot baths,
wore tighten underwear...
anything to sap those nuts.
Of course, rubbing one out
before sex is the best way
to deplete viable sperm
from your load.
Good to know.
Thank you.
So, anyway,
I was surprised to hear from you.
I thought once you became
Mr. Physical Therapy you'd be done
with the carpet industry forever.
Well, after I graduated from
school, I worked a few years for-
Carpet Bazaar,
Donnie Booker's speaking.
Go ahead, I'm listening.
Me?
Oh. So, after college,
I worked for
a number of private practices...
Uh huh.
- And although I gained
a lot of valuable experience,
I found that environment
just wasn't for me.
Uh huh.
So now I just, I'm looking for
solid employment-
You know
Uh huh. Right.
- And since you said
I always had a job here,
I thought I'd take you up
on your offer.
Blue.
Your recent firing would ordinarily
be an enormous red flag
to anyone with half a brain.
I have two halves,
and I believe in giving people
a second chance
after they've thrown away
the best years of their lives.
take it to the next level, Mr.
You can fill out some paperwork
and start today.
Im ready to take it to
the next level and beyond.
I guess all I can say is
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