Smurfs: The Lost Village

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Ha-ha!

Whee!

This story begins

in a secret place

hidden deep in a forest.

Whoa, whoa!

That is a smurf.

We call him clumsy.

And this is our village,

where there's a smurf

for just about everything.

Like jokey.

Hey, here's a present for you.

Ah!

Oh, gullible smurf,

you're so gullible.

Actually, I meant

to give you this one.

Wow! Thanks!

- 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

- Here's hefty.

And over here is...

Now, for the

one-fingered pushup.

One, two, three...

Meet nerdy smurf.

Excuse me?

Sorry, brainy. Just kidding.

Nosey.

Hmm. Well, what's

going on over there?

Paranoid smurf.

Winner.

Hmm.

Loser.

Karate smurf.

Hyah!

Handy. Vanity.

Farmer. Painter. Baker.

Magician. Scuba.

Policeman. Therapist.

Sometimes I just feel blue.

There's even

table-eating smurf.

Oh, hi.

Yeah, we're not too

sure about him, either.

And then there's me, papa smurf.

I sort of run this place.

But this isn't a story about me.

Whoa...

Or clumsy.

Or any of them.

It's about the only girl

in our village.

Smurfette.

Hi, laundry smurf.

Howdy-do, Smurfette.

Hey, guys.

But that's not the only thing

that's different

about Smurfette.

She was created

by the evil wizard, Gargamel.

Using dark magic...

he made her from a lump of Clay.

Now, go and find smurf village.

Luckily, I knew

a little magic of my own.

But there was still one problem.

Smurfette's name doesn't

tell us anything about her.

Okay, the physics are...

It doesn't tell us who she is.

Hyah!

High heels.

Or what she does.

So, what exactly is a Smurfette?

Well, let me be frank.

She's a rubbish Baker.

Let's see. Smurfette.

Smurfette, Smurfette, Smurfette.

Huh. It's not here.

Well, Smurfette is a combination

of a smurf and an ette.

But what's an ette?

Oh, uh, yeah.

Smurfette, well, she's...

She's the greatest.

The most wondrous

creature on earth.

Yes, you are.

Smurfette...

Um...

Oh! I got it.

This is one of

those eternal questions

that we'll never,

ever know the answer to.

Huh? Wait, she is?

Do you think she heard me?

So, what is a Smurfette?

No one wanted that answer

more than Smurfette herself.

What are you doing?

Oh.

Hey, grouchy, I was just...

Leaving?

Um...

This is my bench.

I come here same time

every day, and I...

Ooh. Let me guess.

"And grouch."

Exactly.

I can do that.

I can grouch.

Hi, grouchy. Hi, Smurfette.

Nice day, huh?

No, it's not.

It's gonna rain!

Which actually helps

the plants grow.

But also means it's gonna be

cloudy, so, chew on that.

Then again, there

might be a rainbow.

But rainbows are dumb.

Just kidding.

I love rainbows.

Ugh.

You're not very good

at this, are ya?

Uh, no, I'm not.

In fact, you're actually

kind of bad at it.

Yup.

But you're also bad at it.

That's a lie.

You're really,

really good at it.

Hi, brainy.

Ah. Smurfette.

Thank goodness you're here.

I was... whoa!

Whoa. We're running trials

on my new invention.

The Smurfy thing finder.

Test subject, hefty smurf.

Oh, hey, Smurfette!

I mean, uh...

Hey, Smurfette.

Oh, hey.

That thing's safe, right?

- Is it safe?

- Of course.

I'd get back here if I were you.

Snappy bug.

Take this down. Smurfy

thing finder trial 1.03.

Ready, hefty?

Roger that.

Whoa!

It works!

Wow. This thing

really gets me.

It's able to hone in on

hefty's dominant trait.

Super strength.

Which I distill into this.

I call it brainy's

super Smurfy power fuel.

Here, you can try it first.

All clear!

Yeah, you see, when you say

things like "all clear,"

it makes me not want to...

Whoa!

Hey, guys.

Hi, clumsy.

You're just in time

to witness scientific history.

Oh. What's going on

in here?

None of your business, nosey.

Hmm. Well, all right.

Hey! If that vegetable hat can

tell us that hefty is strong,

maybe it can tell me

what an ette is.

Power it up, brainy.

Whoa.

Fascinating.

What happened?

Somehow, instead of sending

energy out, you absorbed it.

Probably something

to do with the fact

that you're not a real...

A real smurf? Go

ahead, you can say it.

No, no, I just meant that

this machine wasn't built for a

smurf of your, well, origins.

Yeah, it's okay. I get it.

Brainy.

Hey, you know what? Let's

all go have some fun.

Yeah!

- Pizza!

- Smurfboarding!

Smurfboarding!

It's almost ready, Azrael.

A pinch of newt poo.

A gram of calcified fungus from

between the toes of a yak.

And a piece of cheese I left

in my underpants last week.

That ought to do it.

Presto!

Twelve spherical

petrification modules.

Or, as I like to

call 'em, freeze balls.

You're welcome, Azrael.

Dinner is served.

Ingrate.

Besides, these freeze balls

aren't for catching mice.

They're for capturing

those elusive smurfs.

My holy grail.

The gold at the end

of my rainbow.

The most potent magical

ingredient in the world.

Next slide.

Imagine the power in

100 of them combined.

How I've searched high and low,

under every rock, it seems,

with no sign of them anywhere.

Not now, Azrael. I'm in

the middle of a lecture.

My plan is simple.

Find smurf village, capture all the

smurfs, drain them of their magic

and, finally,

use that magic to become

the most powerful

wizard in the world!

Oh, look at me with hair.

What?

Why didn't you say

so in the first place?

Blue blazes!

I've spotted smurfs

in the forest!

Well, it's

my telescope. Monty!

Come, my majestic eagle.

Your talons are digging

into my shoulders. Ow!

Oh, that's better.

Now, fly.

Go capture me some smurfs.

No, no!

No, you're going the wrong way!

Ha-ha!

Ooh! Whoo!

Whoa! Huh!

Hyah! Yeah!

Ooh! Whoa.

Whoa!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no.

My turn!

Safety third.

Oh, boy.

Whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! Yeah!

Wow!

Really takes your

breath away, doesn't she?

This is incredible!

Whoa. Oh... uh-oh.

Huh? Oh, no!

She's getting way too close

to the forbidden forest.

She can't go over that wall.

Come on.

Whoa! Oh!

No, no, no, wait.

Don't go.

Wait. Wait, who are you?

Don't be afraid.

Hey, you can't go in there.

- Smurfette!

- Smurfette!

Smurfette, you okay?

What happened?

What happened?

I saw a smurf.

What?

Who was it?

I don't know,

but he was wearing this.

Smurfette! Code blue!

Guys, come on.

We've gotta get her.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Oh, do you?

Does it have to do

with the giant vulture

carrying our friend off

to Gargamel's lair?

Monty, my regal raptor.

You've done it,

you've caught a smurf.

Give me a kiss.

Finally, you bring me

what I've been asking for.

A tiny, blue-skinned,

shirtless... you!

Let me out of here, you

smurf-obsessed wannabe wizard.

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