Smurfs: The Lost Village Page #2

Oh, is that any way

to talk to the man

who brought you into this world?

I'd prefer it if you

just called me "papa."

I would never call you that.

Your loss.

What's this?

What are you hiding?

Hand it over,

you pseudo-smurf.

Thank you, Azrael.

Hmm.

What do we have here? Hmm...

A different design? Yes, of course,

I noticed that right away.

Slightly before

you did, in fact.

Where did you get it?

I'm not telling you anything.

Tell me.

No.

Tell me!

No!

You better tell me.

No!

Fine. Don't tell me. I won't.

Stupid reverse

psychology never works.

Who cares? You've already

given me what I need.

Come along, Azrael.

Ah, where on earth

did I put those ingredients?

Oh, I know this.

Go left, then right,

back handspring,

stick the landing.

Is it a person, book or movie?

No one ever understands

your hand signals, hefty.

Ah, never mind. Just

follow me and stay close.

Wart of worm and hair of cat.

Show me the home

of this smurf hat.

Long have you searched

for these creatures of blue.

But this hat comes

from somewhere new.

Yes. Where? Where

does it come from?

A village of smurfs,

where enchantment grows.

Oh. An entire village.

Good. Go on. Go on.

The location of which...

Yes?

Nobody knows.

No! Just start with that.

Start with "I don't know."

Lousy cheap-o cauldron.

Ow!

But here is a clue.

Fascinating.

But what is it?

Trees?

Must be a symbol for

something, or a code.

Trees, trees, breeze, knees.

Babies crawl on their knees.

Check all the nurseries

in the area!

We're going to need to

disguise ourselves as babies.

Now, where can I

get a giant diaper?

Azrael, it's not your map.

You want your own map, we'll get you

your own map, but this is my...

Wait a minute.

Look what I found.

Three tall trees,

in the forbidden forest.

We've never

searched there before.

I'm a genius.

Psst.

Azrael, it's time

to take a road trip.

Shh.

Prepare my trail mix.

Oh, Smurfette, congratulations.

You've just led me

to an undiscovered

population of smurfs.

They have no idea we even exist.

I'll be like...

They'll be all like,

"oh, no!"

And I'll be like...

- And they'll be like...

- "Run! No!

"Run, run, run!"

You evil little genius.

The rotten apple

doesn't fall too far

from the tree after all.

Does it?

Get your fur and

feathers in gear, boys.

We leave at first light.

Right after breakfast, say 8:00, 8:30.

9:
00 at the latest.

Wait, brainy, the map.

I'm on it.

Fine, maybe 9:
30. Absolutely

no later than 10:00, though.

What the...

It's a jailbreak!

Go, go, go!

They know my plans.

They'll ruin everything!

Is this safe?

Well, it's a giant crossbow,

so I'm gonna go with "no."

Don't let them escape.

Aah!

Where are the seat belts?

Get them!

Get those smurfs!

Fire in the hole!

Get those smurfs!

Azrael's gaining on us.

Incoming bird!

This might hurt.

No!

Huh?

Come on. Smurf this way.

Run faster! Run faster!

Why are our legs so short?

Why are our feet so big?

Why are my muscles so big?

Really, man?

Guys! Guys!

A little help here.

It's coming.

Yes!

All right!

Well, I know four smurfs

who have some explaining to do.

Oh, boy.

Hi.

Oh, my gosh. Papa,

you will not believe it.

We ran into

the forbidden forest.

One at a time.

One at a time.

Please. Please.

Smurfette sees

this mystery smurf.

We have to go to

the forbidden forest.

I've told you time and again,

the forbidden forest

is forbidden.

And now you're

talking about maps

and mystery smurfs

and Gargamel's lair.

None of this makes any sense,

and I really don't understand

why you can't follow

simple rules.

You snuck out and it

put you all in danger.

Seems to me the only way

I can keep you safe is if...

You're grounded.

Grounded? No, not grounded!

What? No way!

But, papa, but...

Come on!

No "buts."

None of you are to take one

step out of your mushrooms

without telling me where you're going.

Do you understand that?

You're right, papa.

Huh? What?

Huh?

You're right.

I don't know what

we were thinking.

Uh, good.

Because, as I was saying,

you behaved completely

irresponsibly.

Yes. Right. Exactly.

I couldn't agree more.

Right, guys?

Uh... yeah, right.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

What are you talking

about, Smurfette? Okay.

Yes, so...

And furthermore...

In fact, I think we should all

go to our rooms right now

and think about what we've done.

Well, I think that's...

Tough, but fair.

Come on, guys.

Okay, okay.

Okay, I'm moving.

What's your endgame here?

Did you get pecked

on the noggin, Smurfette?

Actually, Smurfette...

Don't worry, papa.

We are certainly going to do

some thinking about what we did.

And so forth.

But we will definitely

not be leaving our rooms

until we've thought

this whole thing out.

And then, just for good measure,

we'll think about it some more.

Yes, but...

Great talk, papa.

Huh.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hefty, I know that's you.

'Sup, Smurfette?

Brainy.

How did you do that?

And, I assume, clumsy.

Whoa-oh!

All good. What are you

guys doing out here?

We knew you were up

to something.

This is all my fault, hefty.

But, Smurfette,

the forbidden forest?

It's too dangerous.

I have to at least

warn that lost village.

Well, we're team smurf,

and we stick together.

So, we're coming with you.

I can't ask you to do that.

You didn't ask.

We volunteered.

Thanks, guys.

First things first.

Wow! Bug technology.

Cool.

According to my map,

we should be standing

right in front of this

very large, tall stone wall.

Check.

One small step for

four small smurfs...

Okay.

Let us proceed.

Wow.

Wow, wow, wow.

Wow, wow, wow.

Wow.

Smurfette!

You okay, Smurfette?

Nice flowers. Nice flowers.

Not nice flowers!

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa...

Whoa!

Aah!

Where's clumsy?

Hey! We just met! I'm

not that kind of smurf.

Watch out for

the steep embankment.

Clumsy, you okay?

I'm seeing stars.

Whoa.

Ooh.

Wow.

Good work, clumsy.

You may have discovered a new

subspecies of flying Insectoid.

Amazing! A winged,

fire-breathing Anisoptera.

Mmm, let's see. How

should we classify this?

Hmm, maybe.

I mean, seems like an easy

choice, but I'm just not sure.

Yeah, okay, let's go

with "dragonfly."

Hopefully more

"fly" than "dragon."

Nope! Less "fly"!

Less "fly"!

Whoa, guys!

Whoa...

Whoa.

I'm okay.

A little help here.

Monty, get off of me.

I hate nature.

How gaudy.

Hmm? Ow, ow!

Azrael, do something!

It's quite painful.

Stop laughing.

This is not funny.

Watch it!

Let me go!

Ouch.

Hmm. These nests are

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