Smurfs: The Lost Village Page #3

made of some material

I've never seen before.

Whoa!

You know,

I think I've had enough

of these flying

antipastos for one day.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Well, I was thinking of getting

a little place out here.

Just a quiet place

in the forest.

It's a little breezy

up on the hill.

What do you think

I'm doing out here?

You are never going to find

that village, Gargamel.

Oh, Smurfette,

if it wasn't for you,

I wouldn't even know

about those other smurfs.

Get 'em, boys.

Smurfintine formation! Go!

Hey!

Smurfintine!

Get 'em, Azrael!

Smurfintine!

Smurfintine!

Smurfintine!

Ow!

Smurfintine!

Hey, you.

You're the clumsy one, right?

Huh?

Think fast.

I caught it!

This isn't good.

Clumsy, give 'em back their egg!

Okay.

Oh, come on!

Clumsy!

I'm trying!

Whoa!

I'm really, really sorry, guys!

Over there!

I didn't mean to poach your egg.

Whoa!

Well, they're toast.

Ah, it doesn't matter.

What's a few worthless pennies

when there's a pot of gold

at the end of my rainbow?

Trust me, they're goners.

I'm telling you, they've

been fried to a blue crisp.

They're smurf kabobs.

Smurfberry flambe.

Marshmallows.

Can it, fuzzball.

They're dead.

Dead, I say!

Hello?

Smurfette?

Echo!

Darkness.

I don't do well in the darkness.

I have enough trouble

in the daylight.

Hold on, everyone. We need

to find a way out of here.

That is good thinking,

"brainy."

- Guys?

- Darkness!

Don't be scared. Just...

Just think happy thoughts.

It's not really

happy times right now!

Just stay in the light, clumsy.

Too late.

I'm walking into the darkness!

What are you... why?

I'm really

freaking out, you guys!

Stop, everyone.

Okay, go into your backpacks,

get out your emergency

tunnel survival kit,

find the small glass

vial marked "light,"

and shake it really hard.

Clumsy? How you doing?

Okay, I guess.

Just hang tight, clumsy.

I'm not sure how

long this will take

or how long we'll be down here,

so, everybody, whatever you do,

don't eat all your rations.

I just ate all my rations!

Clumsy!

I'm stress-eating!

I'm coming, clumsy.

Follow the sound of my voice.

Wait! These tunnels

are like a maze.

We'll just get more lost.

We gotta do something.

I'm with her.

Time for some action.

We're doing this all wrong.

Smurfette!

- I'm close, clumsy.

- Almost there.

That's just the echo

playing tricks on us.

Anybody?

I'm here.

I'm here right

around this corner.

Hey, everybody?

My light is going out.

That is it! I'm punching

us out of here.

It's collapsing.

Hefty! Put those fists away

before you get us killed!

At least I'm trying something.

I'm gonna blow us out of here!

No!

Oh, yeah!

Don't!

Too late!

Clumsy?

Hmm?

Hey, Smurfette.

Clumsy!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hang on.

I'm coming, clumsy bro.

I got you, little buddy.

Yeah! Yee-haw!

Stampede!

I think my rations

are coming up.

Oh! Whoa, whoa.

What?

What's so funny?

Now, that's what I call

"talking out of your butt."

Oh, boys.

Would anyone be

interested in knowing

that we're in sight

of three tall trees?

- All right.

- Yeah, we are.

And Bucky is gonna

get us there extra fast.

Bucky? Seems like a Bucky to me.

Hit it, Bucky!

Smurfette?

Before you say anything,

just listen.

Now, I know yesterday

I might have been

a bit tough on you and the boys,

and I know there are times

I'm a little overprotective.

Okay, a lot overprotective.

But you have to understand,

you snuck out.

You have to be more careful.

Smurfette, I know

lately you may not realize,

and I may not say it enough,

but you are...

You shine.

So, anyway, we're Smurfy?

I think you and the boys have

been grounded long enough.

Smurfette?

Okay. I'm opening the door.

And I'm walking in to talk more.

You there?

Smurfette.

Hefty!

Brainy!

Clumsy! Oh, that's

not even convincing.

When I find those smurfs,

I will ground them

for a month of blue moons.

Oh, what's going on in here?

Hmm. Well, all right.

Wow. Have you ever seen

something so beautiful?

Every day, Smurfette.

Every day.

- Don't be weird.

- You don't be weird.

We can camp here for the night.

I'll start us a fire.

Uh, fetch me some firewood,

would you, hefty?

Um, a "please" would be nice.

Yes, it would, but I haven't

earned my manners badge,

so get me some firewood.

Clumsy? You okay?

Yeah, sure. It's been fun.

Well, not tons of fun,

but it's had its moments.

Kind of.

You know what I'm trying to say.

It hasn't been that much fun.

Well done, hefty.

Well done.

All right, step one,

the wood should be stacked

into a tepee-like structure.

Step two, I tap this

flint with a rock and...

You're not even blowing on it.

You're spitting on it.

Hmm. That's odd.

Perhaps the wood you

collected was damp, hefty.

According to my manual,

it should spark right up.

Hey, I've got an idea.

No, no, no. No, no! No! No, no, no.

No, no, no!

Oh, oh, oh... You know,

you're right, brain man.

Your little book

does come in handy.

Shame. Shame on you. We'd

be lost without this book.

My name is brainy.

I'm super smart.

I'm the smart smurf.

But I can't start a fire.

Okay, the damage is minimal.

The binding's still intact.

It smells good.

Just think, guys.

After all this time,

while we've been going about

our Smurfy business back home,

there's been other smurfs

out there, just like us.

Or they could be

nothing like us.

He's right. We should be

prepared for whatever we find.

Those other smurfs

might not even be blue.

Maybe they'll be orange.

Ah. I like orange.

What if they all wear glasses?

Or have big, bushy mustaches.

What if they have scaly

skin and sharp teeth?

And giant claws.

And big, beady eyes.

What if they have hands?

Good one, bro.

Listen, it doesn't matter

what they look like.

We still have to warn them.

Gargamel's wrong about me.

It's not my purpose to help him.

I'm meant to save those smurfs.

And we're gonna help you.

We're team smurf, and

we're in this together.

And by "together,"

I mean me and you.

And those guys.

But mostly me and you.

Okay, everyone.

Smurfy selfie time.

Say, "blue cheese."

Blue cheese!

Whoa.

According to the map,

we should be

arriving at a river.

Check.

Wow.

Whoa.

It's like a workout

for my eyeballs.

Okay, Bucky, let's see

how fast you can swim.

Hyah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Come on, boy.

You can do it.

What's a little water?

Hey.

Uh-huh.

What's that, Bucky?

The river's unsafe

and full of dangerous

surprises at every bend?

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