Smurfs: The Lost Village Page #4

No. I didn't

get any of that.

Perhaps Glowbunnies don't swim.

That's too bad.

We'd get there so much faster.

Fear not,

my intrepid team smurf.

I didn't earn this raft-building

merit badge for nothing.

Boom! Nailed it.

Impressive, brainy.

Here.

Ooh.

Stylish and practical.

Now, let's launch this bad boy.

Wait. Remember,

this strange river

may hold untold surprises.

We must be cautious.

Cautious. Good point.

And heave...

Wait.

The currents can

be unpredictable.

We must be alert and vigilant.

Vigilance? Good call.

Now, on three, two...

Wait!

We must make sure we always...

Bark, bark, bing, bang!

Pay attention to the...

Bong, bong, bing, bang!

Rate of speed of the...

Berp, berp, bing,

dang, bong, bong!

Okay, and we are off.

Heave-ho!

Whoa!

Bye, Bucky.

Thanks for your help.

- Don't worry, we'll be fine.

- Bye, little Bucky bro.

Hasta la bunny.

See you on the way back!

Hey. What is this thing?

I wouldn't touch that

if I were you.

Oh. Now all I want

to do is touch it.

At this pace, Gargamel

doesn't stand a chance.

Look. If we follow this river,

we'll be right on course.

Right on course.

Huh?

To the end of our rainbow.

Smurfs? I thought

I left you for dead.

Hang on, smurf crew.

Gun it!

What the...

No.

Whoa!

Stop ruining things.

Ruining things is my thing.

What?

Azrael, get me a bigger stick.

Whoa!

Oh, dear.

Clumsy, pull the lever!

Seriously? But you said not to.

Is this a trick?

Pull it now!

Oh, no.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa...

Huh? What's this?

Aah! Azrael!

Do something.

It's never gonna stop.

Make the log stop spinning.

This river is killing me.

Whoa, whoa!

Look out!

Whoa!

Whoa!

I love you two.

Yes! We did it!

We did it!

See, I always believed we would do it.

Take that!

Help! Help!

All right.

We're still on course.

Double-time it, hefty.

Help! I'm sinking!

Please. I'm afraid of turtles!

Uh, guys, what's he up to now?

Help!

Forget that guy.

My cat can't swim.

We gotta help him.

Are you crazy? Why?

Because it's what I do.

Listen to him!

But he's our sworn enemy.

He is literally a villain.

I can change!

And I literally wear my

heart on my sleeve, okay?

That's your shoulder,

not a sleeve.

I like your tattoo!

We're doing this.

Smurfette, talk some

sense into him.

Brainy, I hate Gargamel more

than anyone, but we're smurfs.

We do the right thing.

Thank goodness for it!

And we have to save him.

I just want to go on record

that I'm decisively

against this.

Whatever. We're doing it.

Sounds awesome!

Use this.

Grab on!

I don't know about this.

You won't regret it.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Such a kind smurf.

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm okay.

Wet, a little tired,

kind of waterlogged.

Thanks for asking, but...

I'm still evil, so...

Enjoy drowning.

Hope you're better swimmers

than you are judges

of wizards' character.

Whoa! Whoa!

Brainy. Hefty?

You okay?

Define "okay."

Where's clumsy?

Clumsy!

Clumsy! Clumsy!

Clumsy!

I'm good.

Run away! Run away!

Hey.

I think.

My pack! My manual!

No! No, no, no! No, no, no!

My scout manual!

This is all your fault!

What?

Brainy, cut it out.

Oh, I'm sorry. Correction.

This is your fault, too.

Leave her out of this.

Hefty, I don't need you

to fight my fights for me.

Wait, now you're mad at me, too?

Smurfette, you're the one

that got us into this whole

mess in the first place.

Hey, I was ready

to do this on my own.

Great.

So much for team smurf.

I want to yell about something!

Stay out of this, clumsy.

That's it, brain man. It's time for

you to earn your manners badge.

Stop it!

Take cover!

Whoa!

Huh?

Who are you?

What do you want?

Her.

Huh?

Move.

Smurfette!

What should we do with her?

Look at that hair.

Where's she from?

And that dress.

It's you.

You're a girl.

She's a girl.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

This is her.

This is the smurf

I was telling you about.

The one from the wall?

She's real?

I'm Smurflily.

Hi. I'm Smurfette.

Oh, my geez-to-petes!

I'm Smurfblossom.

Nice to meet you. We

don't have a Smurfette.

But we do have

Smurfpetal, Smurfclover,

Smurfmeadow, Smurfdaisy,

Smurfholly, Smurfhazel...

Hey.

Oh, everyone can just

introduce themselves later.

Look at you.

You're so different.

I mean, sorry, but it's true.

Do you know how to start a fire

with just rope and a stick?

I do. I can show you.

Actually, Smurfstorm

can show you.

She's the best at that kind of thing.

Right, stormy?

That means "yes."

Have you ever seen a rainbow?

What about a double rainbow?

What about an upside

down rainbow?

So, is your favorite song...

'Cause mine is.

Your dress is so pretty.

Smurfblossom, remember,

work on that filter, okay?

Right.

Filter, filter.

What's your deal anyway?

Oh, well, we came to

warn you about Gargamel.

Garga?

Garga?

Garga-what?

He's a dangerous wizard who

wants to capture all smurfs

and use them for his evil magic.

And he knows about

your lost village.

"Lost village"?

You're the ones

who are lost, not us.

We have to take you

to Smurfy grove.

What do we do with

these blue blobs?

Oh, um...

Bring them along.

Come on, Smurfette. I'm

gonna show you my room.

You can tell me

all about Gargasmell.

But first, do you want to

hear my favorite song again?

All right, move.

Dang!

Girl smurfs mean business.

You got that right.

Open the gate!

The girls are back!

Ew! Where did

they find them?

Is there something

wrong with them?

Are they sick?

Are they food?

No, no, no. They're

smurfs, just like us.

Except, well,

they're boy smurfs.

"Boy." That's a funny word.

Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy.

Look at me.

I'm a boy smurf.

I like 'em. Where

do they come from?

- What is that?

- Where is their hair?

- You can see their tails.

- Oh, look.

Hey, watch it!

Brainy's log, day two.

We've encountered

a rare new life-form.

Are there more like you?

They are at times

very intimidating.

Are you gonna stay here?

And they smell nice.

Hello, boy.

More on that later.

Oh, I want one!

Boundaries!

Okay, that...

That's enough of that!

They're my friends. That's

hefty, brainy and clumsy.

Hey, there!

Hooptie, Berney, Klutzy.

Got it.

We should do name tags.

Wait, where are your boys?

You won't find any boys here.

I am Smurfwillow,

leader of the smurfs.

This is called an introduction.

So, now, you go.

Uh, I, um...

Don't get too close, Willow.

Something's not right here.

I promise we're

only here to help.

We came to warn you about

the evil wizard, Gargamel.

He has a map with a landmark

leading him to three tall trees.

Show 'em, brainy.

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