Smurfs: The Lost Village Page #5

Snappy.

Don't try any funny stuff, bug.

I hate to break it to you,

but those aren't trees.

They're waterfalls.

Gargamel's going the wrong way.

And if he went there,

then that means the

swamp of no return.

There's no way he could survive.

Aah! Help me! Help me!

There's no way I'll survive!

With all due respect,

you don't know Gargamel.

Yeah, well, with no due

respect, you don't know us.

Trust us, he's a goner.

Stormy, why don't you do a little recon?

Check things out.

And leave you here

with these four?

No way.

Look at that one.

Huh?

He can't be normal.

I think we'll be just fine here.

Spitfire!

Okay. So, what does

this Gargamel look like?

Oh, you know,

he's your typical wizard.

Long black robe, lives alone

with his cat and his bird.

It's sad, really.

You're coming with me.

You can point him out.

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's

no way he's getting on a...

I feel the need to remind

you, my name is clumsy.

Clumsy!

Don't worry.

Clumsy's in good hands.

Oh, stormy is the

sweetest, in her own way.

All right, girls,

in the meantime,

our guests have

had a long journey,

so let's show them some

hospitality, Smurfy grove style.

Whoo-hoo!

Come on.

Huh?

Go.

Hey, Smurfette, check this out.

Come on!

Whoa!

Flap, Monty.

Flap vigorously.

Use your mighty condor wings

to carry your master to safety.

Ouch! Oh! Ow!

Sweet mercy,

they're bottom feeders!

Devil fish!

Where is my lost smurf village?

Huh?

What? Smurfs!

Why won't they just die?

Monty, retrieve them!

He exists, all right.

He and his stinky cat

and his dodo bird.

They've been terrorizing

us the entire journey.

He didn't like us

from the start.

He never could find our village.

So then he made

a plan to capture us all,

and that's when Gargamel

created Smurfette.

Anyways...

Hold up.

Smurfette was created

by this Gargamel?

Oh, yeah.

From a lump of Clay.

Really cool story, actually.

I knew I didn't trust her.

Oh, you'd like her

if you get to know her.

She's just like you, but nice.

Hold on.

We got a bogey coming in.

That's no bogey. That's

Gargamel's big dumb bird!

Here, you fly.

Uh, that's not a great idea.

Flying's not really my thing.

Have you ever flown before?

Well, no.

Well, then how do you

know it's not your thing?

He's coming back.

Uh... oh, what do I...

Hurry!

What do I do now?

Oh! Good move!

Whoa, whoa!

Now, do it again!

Okay.

Thanks.

Hyah! Oh!

Whoa!

Yes. Wait a minute.

I don't recognize

that other smurf.

They found

my lost smurf village.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Spitfire, spit fire!

I like the way you think.

I guess I'm pretty good

with dragonflies after all.

Monty!

What have they done to you,

my glorious bird of prey?

Smurfs!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Shiatsu or Swedish?

Probably Swedish.

So, about all that stuff

I said back at the beach...

I guess I kind of overreacted.

Ow.

Yeah. Me, too.

So, uh, we good?

- Yeah, we're good.

- Hey, guys.

Isn't this place awesome?

Doesn't she look great?

It's like she's one of us now.

She should stay with us forever.

Uh, one, she always looks great.

And two, this is getting a little

out of hand, don't you think?

Sorry.

I can't take you seriously

with that mask on your face.

Hey, Smurfette, we did

what we came here to do.

These smurfs

know about Gargamel.

So, come on, let's start

thinking about heading home.

Home?

But I... I...

It's time to go.

Smurfette?

Incoming!

Turns out I do do well

with dragonflies.

They were right. This Gargamel

character, he's real,

and he's headed this way.

Oh, no. See? I told you...

Put a cork in it, Smurfette.

The way I see it, you and

your little boyfriends

led him straight to us.

But, of course, that was your

plan all along, wasn't it?

Smurfstorm, easy.

Little miss yellow hair

isn't even a real smurf.

She was created by Gargamel.

The clumsy blob

told me so himself.

What?

Smurfette, is that true?

It's not like that.

She was made to

help him find smurfs.

Smurfette came here

to help you. We all did.

It's okay, hefty.

This is all my fault.

Girls, protection mode.

Come on, bro, let's help.

Isn't this exciting?

Shh!

Hold.

Hold.

Now!

Surrender, wizard.

What? Wizard?

Oh, he's so old.

Is he wearing a disguise?

Look at his face.

This is impossible.

He doesn't seem so tough.

Yeah, Gargamel!

That's what you get when

you attack Smurfy grove.

Gargamel?

What are you talking about?

No, no, no, wait.

This is a mistake.

What?

Smurfette?

That's papa.

Papa?

Papa?

There's another funny word.

Papa. Papa. Papa!

Smurfblossom, no.

Breathe deep and step away

from the papa-thing.

Everyone, meet papa smurf.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi. I'm Ssmurfjade.

Where are the boys?

'Sup, papa?

Hello there.

I rode a dragonfly!

Well, thank goodness

you're all okay.

How did you find us?

I wasn't

born yesterday, you know.

Yeah, that's clear.

Look, you four are coming

home with me. Now.

Not so fast,

papa-thing.

"Papa-thing"? Are you

the one in charge here?

That's right.

I'm Smurfwillow,

leader of the smurfs.

I'm afraid that's

quite impossible,

because I happen to be

the leader of the smurfs.

Whatever you say,

papa-thing.

Excuse me, do you

mind not calling me that?

Well, if the thing fits...

By the way, where'd

you learn those moves?

Self-taught, actually.

Impressive.

Thank you.

You're quite welcome.

Okay, not really sure

what's happening here,

but, uh, what about Gargamel?

What? What is all

this talk about Garga...

Gargamel!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did I scare you?

No!

I hope so.

- Everybody run!

- Arm yourselves!

Prepare for Garmageddon!

This way!

Spears, now!

Gargamel says freeze!

That's right. Smurf-tested,

Gargamel-approved,

grade-a, first-class,

high-octane freeze balls.

Freeze ball! Freeze ball!

Freeze ball! Freeze ball!

Look out!

Well, I assume

they'll still work

if I don't shout "freeze ball,"

but we'll never know.

- Freeze ball!

- Smurfette!

Hefty.

It's over, Smurfette.

Monty, bag o' smurfs. Ah!

It's time for you to run.

No!

Three more for pickup.

Ah, Smurfette.

My little creation.

You finally did

what you were made for.

No. It's not true.

Of course it is.

Why do you think

you led me here?

Why do you think you

saved me on the river?

It was all part of the plan.

No matter how hard you try,

you can't escape your destiny.

And now, you're really

of no use to me anymore.

Freeze ball!

Ah, yes, these freeze balls

only work on real smurfs.

And you are nothing more

than a lump of Clay.

Thank you for everything.

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