Smurfs: The Lost Village Page #6

Smurfette? How could

you do this to us?

Because it was her purpose.

Smurfy thing finder

for four small smurfs.

Huh?

I'm sorry, you guys.

No, snappy.

I've done too much

damage already.

We're team smurf,

and we're in this together.

- We're smurfs.

- We do the right thing.

I'm not even a real smurf.

I'm not a real smurf.

We need more power!

- Faster, Monty.

- Faster.

Yes.

The jiggler's jiggling.

The spinny thing is spinning.

The smoke is going up.

The bubblers are bubbling.

Hubbuda, Hubbuda.

Perfect!

Oh, it's almost there.

Just keep running, old bird.

Here's what we're going to do.

I pick this lock.

Yeah?

We swing to that shelf.

Yeah?

Pick up something heavy.

Yeah?

And use it to kill the bird!

Yeah! What?

Yeah! Wait.

You want us to kill the bird?

Fine. We'll just

knock him unconscious.

Genius!

All right, then.

Let's do this.

They have an escape plan,

but they're going

to need our help.

It's time to rock the cage.

Don't be weird.

Yes!

Okay. Now!

Stop that, Azrael.

I can't calibrate my machine

with all your

incessant yammering.

Oh, yes, Azrael, listen to it.

It purrs like a kitten.

Oh, look at that.

Everything is in sync.

Yes, yes. Good.

Sweet mercy!

It's another jailbreak!

No, Gargamel. No.

Quiet down.

You'll all get your turn.

In you go!

No!

Yes, that's the stuff.

Oh, I can feel it.

I can feel the power.

Oh!

Check out my wizard mane.

Really, man?

When I'm through

with these smurfs,

I'll have all the power

I've ever dreamed of!

Almost all the power.

Huh?

Smurfette.

Smurfette,

what a lovely surprise.

Are you done

crying in the woods?

I've shed enough tears

for those smurfs.

What's this?

I'm done pretending

to be something I'm not.

I've come to repledge my

loyalty to you, my true papa.

Impossible.

She can't be serious.

No, no, no, she would never.

Even if I did believe

you, which I don't,

what could you possibly offer me

that I don't already have?

A tiny little massage

that I can't even feel?

How about

the rest of the smurfs?

Yeah, right.

Wait, what?

Just think of all

the power you'll have

once I reveal the location

of smurf village.

Oh, let's see now.

One hundred more smurfs,

that's 10 times the power...

No. If you carry the one...

Whatever.

It's a lot more power.

Now, why are you doing this?

I'm so tired of being good.

Use your power to transform me

back to my evil self.

Your loyalty has

returned to you.

So, do we have a deal?

Smurfette, no!

Quiet, you vile blue rats.

I'm thinking.

Okay, I'm done.

Let's do it.

One evil Smurfette

coming right up!

Wait. Of course!

What? Oh,

what's happening?

No! No!

What are you doing?

Yeah! Go, Smurfette!

Whoo!

Azrael, help! More power!

What are we going to do?

Bingo. We Smurfboard.

Whoa!

Team smurf!

Payback time.

No!

Smurfintine!

Smurfintine!

We're free!

I'm okay. Yeah!

I thought we were goners.

All right. Everybody.

Thank goodness.

All right!

I'm okay!

She did it!

She did it!

Where's Smurfette?

Hey.

Smurfette?

What happened?

This is what she once was.

No. No, no, no.

There's gotta be

something I can do.

There's gotta be a spell.

There's gotta be something.

I know there is.

Where is it? What page?

Must be here.

"Alchemy, vanishing,

"lead into gold."

No, that's not it.

Papa. Which spell? Which spell?

Papa.

We won't find the answer

to this in a book.

Let's take her home.

She never thought

she was a real smurf.

But she was

the truest smurf of all.

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DELICIOUS DELICIOUS DELICIOUS-DELICIOUS DELICIOUS!!!!!!

Aaaaahhhhhh a monster Run Smurfs!!!!!!!

E EE POOPARY!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE!!!!!!

E EE POOPARY!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

— E EE POOPARY!!!!!! NO MORE SMURFETTE ANYMORE YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throw him the ladder!

Don't go!

We're gonna stall! Cut it now!

- Do it, John!

- We're gonna die here!

I said cut it!

YEAH YEAH SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSISOSO!!!

I was this close

to getting rid of the smurfs,

and you ruined everything.

I knew I should have gotten

a dog from the shelter.

I'm not saying this

to be cruel, okay?

I'm saying it to

be constructive.

You're a useless feline.

That's just mean. That's mean.

There was a line,

and you crossed it.

I was just jib-jabbing,

and you crossed that line,

and that stung.

I demand an apology.

You were going to learn this

one way or another,

but I am not your real father.

But that doesn't matter now.

What matters is

destroying the smurfs.

Any thoughts?

I mean, I have thoughts.

But I always like to spitball

off of your thoughts.

Azrael, I'm not

going to sugarcoat this.

Your ideas are terrible.

I can't think with this music.

Can someone please

shut off the music?

And what's with all these words

scrolling in front of me?

Did the smurfs do this

so that I would be distracted

and not be able to

destroy them as easily?

"Matte painters"? I don't

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