Snakes on a Plane Page #7
is not level, okay okay?
Gimme a break, man.
All right, wassup?
Wassup, y'all?
What it is.
What it is!
This is your new pilot Troy speaking,
and sitting next to me
is my main man,
my brother from another mother,
the biggest pimp
that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Agent Flynn.
Sir, have you got any experience
piloting a jet aircraft?
Oh, yeah, F-15s,
F-16s,
A-10 Warthogs,
I've flown all that sh*t.
Then we're all thankful
to have you, sir.
- What squadron were you with?
- The Awesome Fighting Aces.
Man, I'm telling you,
them video gamers
got their sh*t
locked down tight.
Sir, are you
telling me
that your only real
flight time is
at the controls
of a video game?
No, see,
it's-- it's not a video game, all right?
It's a flight simulator.
- Is that a PlayStation or Xbox?
- PlayStation 2.
Man, it's got an introduction by
Chuck Yeager and everything.
Look, Flynn, man,
I can do this.
Trust me.
Look, LAX, just give
me my VOR numbers
and my approach vectors,
and I'll be fine.
Sir, I suggest you relinquish
the pilot's chair
to someone more
experienced.
This is Agent
Neville Flynn, FBI.
You are talking
to the only person
up here who has
that experience.
I suggest you give him
what he needs
so we can
land this thing.
Oh!
Oh!
So, uh, you are
pretty good at this game, right?
Yes, man.
No problem.
Well, I mean, my older brother Randy
has got the high score,
but I'm good.
A**hole never lets me
hear the end of it.
LAX tower,
this is Hula 1-2-1.
Requesting clearance for landing.
Please advice which runway.
Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
we're in the process
of clearing all the runways,
but you got a strong tailwind.
Advise, come around
and use runway
No no no, negative, tower.
I can't do that.
I don't have time
for westbound orientation.
Look, I got a lot
of injured passengers up here
who need help
immediately.
You try to land west to east,
you'll come in too fast to control.
Well, then I suggest you
speed up clearing the rest
of the runways, 'cause my ass
is coming in for a landing!
All right, brace yourselves,
you guys, this is it.
Everybody
brace yourselves!
Here we go.
Brakes!
Brakes, Troy!
- Put your ass in it!
- This part ain't in the game.
Is crashing part
of the game, huh?
I don't know, man. I usually just hit
reset and start the level over.
Oh, sh*t, left!
Left! Turn this big
motherf***er left, Troy!
Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
All praises
to the PlayStation.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
That's my boy, Troy, yes!
Hell, yeah!
Whose house is this?
Troy's house, that's right.
F*** Randy!
F*** Randy and his high score.
That's my own brother,
and I say, "F*** him!"
Man, my ass.
My ass, man.
Okay, let's get going.
Over here!
Got them!
Okay, everybody.
Thank you!
Hey, Doc, thank you.
And hey, good luck with
those Antiguan racers.
It was nice working
with you, Agent.
Please help!
Help please!
- This boy is unconscious.
- Keep that close, all right?
He needs oxygen
right away.
Did anyone see the snake
that bit this boy?
- Show 'em, sweetie. It's okay.
- What is it?
I couldn't find the snake
that bit him, so I drew a picture.
It's a cobra, right,
like Indiana Jones?
That's excellent.
Lactin and Ringer's solution, 25ml.
I'll do the antivenom.
Sean.
Before everything gets crazy out there,
I wanna say thanks.
Couldn't have done
this without you.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Let's lock this guy up
who tried to kill us.
Give him a hand!
Down down down.
couldn't breathe.
- You all right? Come on.
- Yeah.
- Come on.
- Oh, man.
Nice.
Stings like sh*t, huh?
Yeah.
This is Agent Harris,
the guy on the other end of the phone.
It's an honor.
Kenny, baby.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Oh! Oh, I'm gonna
get you home.
Come on, let's go.
My little cowgirl.
Claire.
- Hey.
- Um...
now that you've saved my life,
I think I kind of owe you a dinner
to show my
appreciation.
Well, I would very much
like to take you up on that.
- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Call me.
- Will do.
- Sean, hey.
- Hey.
Oh, damn.
I'll definitely call you.
Thank you.
How do you like flying
in first class?
Do you remember the first
thing you ever told me?
What the f***'s that got
to do with anything?
What was the first thing
you ever told me?
Do as I say
and you live.
Exactly.
Now it's your turn.
Do as I say,
and you live.
# Blue skies,
party people #
# Out on the beach
you got the burning show #
# We keep on rockin'
till the early morn' #
# I say, hey now, now #
# Come on,
I say, hey now, now #
# Don't try to keep 'em
if they got to go #
# I wanna keep 'em
till the early morn' #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say,
hey now, now #
# Spearhead in the area #
# You really so the girl #
# And I would do
anything for you #
# It's true,
it's true #
# Come on,
I wanna-- #
That's it! I have had it
with these
motherfucking snakes
on this motherfucking
plane!
# We got a free upgrade
for snakes on a plane #
# F*** 'em,
I don't care #
# Pop the cheap champagne #
# We're going down
in flames, hey #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
- # Come on, bring it #
-# So kiss me goodbye #
# Honey, I'm gonna
make it out alive #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# I can see the venom
in their eyes #
# Goodbye #
# It's time to fly #
# To make the skies alive,
is it serpentine #
# Lounging in their
suits and ties #
for the price of fame, hey #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
- # Come on, bring it #
-# So kiss me goodbye #
# Honey, I'm gonna
make it out alive #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# I can see the venom
in their eyes #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# Honey, I'm gonna
make it out alive #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# I can see the venom #
# In their eyes,
goodbye #
# Ladies and gentlemen,
the snakes are slithering #
# With dollar signs in their eyes,
with tongues so reptilian #
# This industry's venomous
with cold-blooded sentiment #
# No need for nervousness #
# It's just
a little turbulence #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# Honey, I'm gonna
make it out alive #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# I can see the venom
in their eyes #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# Honey, I'm gonna
make it out alive #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# I can see the venom #
# In their eyes,
goodbye #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Come on, bring it. #
We seem to be losing altitude
at an alarming pace.
From midtown
to downtown,
snakes on a block.
I suggest you grab
your ankles
and kiss
your ass goodbye.
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