Snakes on a Plane Page #6
many illegal snakes.
He lives out
in the desert.
Take us
to the heliport.
You don't think I know
it's hotter than hell in here?
We also have abnormal
vibrations in engines one and two.
I had no choice
but to throttle back.
- You slowed down?
- Yeah.
Well, you know.
- It's that or option B.
- Which is?
I go faster
and the engines seize up;
We eventually plummet
to a horrible death;
They spend the next year
identifying femurs.
Okay, so just tell me
how to get
the AC back on.
We've lost power
to the outflow valve motor.
- Which is where?
- Well, you gotta reset it manually.
The breaker's down
in the cargo hold.
Yeah.
Sucks to be you
right now.
Get off me, man!
I told y'all stop touching on me
and coughing on me.
It's disgusting up in here.
Stay away from me.
Yo, how come there's no air coming
out of this piece of junk?
How come there's no air
coming out of here?
Only lasts about 10 minutes after
they deploy. Now please, I need--
Please nothing.
Get out of my face, man.
- If you could please just take a seat.
- Back away from me, man.
- You sit down. Back away from me.
- Whoa whoa whoa.
Back away from me.
Get up off me, man. Back up off me.
Hey hey hey hey.
I gotta get off
this plane, man.
- I'm sick of this bullshit.
- Listen, brother, you got to chill.
- Look, just get a grip, all right?
- You get a grip, man.
You get-- get...
Hey, back up,
back up. Back up!
That gun goes off
in this pressurized cabin, we all die.
Well you know what?
I want some air.
- What's the matter with you, Clarence?
- What's the matter with you?
No, what's the matter
with you, man?
Hey, look, you know we go back to when
we were kids, all right?
But I don't even
recognize you right now,
waving a gun at all these
innocent women and children.
Man, there's a baby
right over there, man.
We're all in trouble here, dawg.
This ain't just about you.
Sit your ass down,
Clarence.
Whatever, man.
It's the snakes!
Shoot. Now what?
Breathe deep.
Oh, God, Grace.
Claire.
Claire.
I need you
to be strong.
Come on.
- Let's go get these people some air.
- Okay.
See this?
I went through
a pyromaniac phase as a kid.
- Here.
- You too, huh?
Anything else I should
know about you?
Let me go with you. You don't know
your way around down there.
No, I need you up here.
You're my eyes and ears.
Call me.
Be back
soon as I can.
- You'd better. Be careful.
- Yeah.
Okay, I'm here.
Okay, the EAP panel
should be on your right.
Okay, here I go.
Hey, how's your boy?
I don't know, man.
He's in a lot of pain.
- Here, man, take some of this water.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey, you got any water?
- Sure, yeah.
Thanks.
Look, I'm not really good at this whole
apologizing thing,
but I'm sorry
about pushing you.
It's all right.
You too, man.
That's-- that's--
that's my bad.
Okay, it's okay.
Oh...
Iooks like somebody
rigged this, uh...
access panel door
to stay open
so the snakes could get out.
Be careful.
All right, so where's
this outflow breaker panel
you were talking about?
Oh, it's in the very
next compartment.
Sh*t!
- What's going on?
- The goddamn lever's stuck.
Ooh, hey!
Flynn, are you okay?
Yeah.
- Oh! Oh...
- Yes!
Okay, well,
that's a good sign.
Shh!
Do you guys
hear that?
Kreitler's been busted
twice by customs
for possession of illegal snakes.
There he is. That's him.
Down, down!
Get the door.
- What are you doing?
- My job.
Area's secure.
Send in Dr. Price now.
Wow, that's gonna
leave a mark.
That's a desert
blacksnake.
That's indigenous
to the Middle East.
- Looks like you can use some antivenom.
- In the fridge.
- Hurry!
- Ooh, hurry.
The Middle East.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price,
but that would make
that snake illegal, wouldn't it?
Yes, yes, it would.
How long does that give
Mr. Mullet here to live?
I would say
about seven minutes.
Seven minutes, huh?
All right, listen to me.
Hey, I would love
to do this whole dance, you know,
take a nuanced approach to interrogating
you, but the truth of it is,
I don't have time
to be subtle.
I want a list of every snake
on that plane.
You got less
than seven minutes.
On the clipboard.
- The clipboard!
- Hang on to that.
- Is that every snake on that plane?
- Yes.
- Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this?
- Yes!
Look, give me the shot,
God damn it.
What are you gonna
do, call the ACLU?
How'd you get these guys to be so
aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Hey.
You're wasting it!
Pheromones. We sprayed
the flowers with it,
so it would circulate
in the plane's air system.
I swear to God.
That's it.
Okay.
All right.
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him
with multiple counts of murder
and attempted murder and get that
piece-of-sh*t attorney on the phone.
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim
what his preference is.
Gas or lethal injection.
Oh, thank God.
Flynn, it's Harris.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Outstanding.
All right.
Everybody, listen,
they have the antivenom.
It's gonna be waiting
for us when we land in LA.
Hear that, little man?
Your brother's gonna be fine.
It's all up
to the pilot now.
I'll go give him
the good news.
Rick.
Rick.
Rick, open the door.
What's going on?
He's not answering.
Rick!
- Ho!
- Oh my God!
Get him up!
Uh...
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this:
Is there anyone here
who knows how
to fly a plane?
Claire, Claire, I'll do it.
I'm sure the tower
can talk me through it.
No no no, Flynn.
I know who could land this plane.
- Who?
- Him.
Yeah, you.
Come on, Troy.
You know you can
do this, man.
Come on,
take us home, dawg.
You know how to fly?
Hey, man,
I got over
This is all you've
talked about.
Troy, you can do this.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah, I can do this.
We gotta clear the snakes
out of the cockpit.
Yeah yeah, clear the snakes
out of the cockpit, yeah.
Enough is enough!
I have had it with these
motherfucking snakes
on this
motherfucking plane!
Everybody strap in.
I'm about to open
some f***ing windows!
Take this.
Tie it
to the cockpit door.
Let's go.
Listen, when the windows
go out, the cabin's gonna lose pressure
and oxygen. You gotta get us down
as fast as you can.
All right,
everybody make sure
you're strapped in
as securely as possible.
Remember,
it's going to be loud,
and it's going to
be cold.
Hold your breath
as long as you can, all right?
And protect your head.
Use your arms.
Is everybody ready?
- Ready to do this?
- Let's do it.
All right,
take the position.
One, two,
three.
Do it now!
Let's go!
Hit that autopilot switch
for me.
Whoo, whoo! That's what I'm
talking about, boy!
This sh*t is bananas!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Come on, baby!
Come on, push.
Yeah, right about there.
Okay,
we're leveling out.
You okay?
Troy, the plane's not level.
It's not level!
Yeah yeah, I know that the plane
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