Snatched
What does this say?
Does it say, "I grabbed it
outta my suitcase
"and went to the beach"
or "Girl who overplans
for vacation outfits"?
There's just a picture
of a bird on it.
It doesn't say anything.
No, I mean, like,
its vibe, you know?
Like, what's its vibe?
Oh.
It's perfect for Ecuador.
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah. And, like,
why Ecuador?
Because we didn't want to
go somewhere touristy.
We're not just, like,
(CHUCKLES)
No offense.
I really need it.
I just want to, like,
sip a Mai Tai
and smoke a J, and
then just kinda, like
start having red wine at night.
And then Scotch.
And if somebody's like,
"Have you ever done
ayahuasca?"
I'll be like,
"No, is it safe?"
And then I'll try it.
I don't care.
And are things ideal,
financially, right now?
No. The answer is no.
But will things pick up?
One thousand percent.
(CHUCKLES)
Did I tell you Michael's band
Yeah.
So, yeah, basically
you know, money won't be
an "ish" much longer.
This is a good color
for me, right?
So, did you guys have this
in my size?
Yeah, no.
Sorry.
Okay.
Thanks, anyway.
Have fun on your trip.
Nice meeting you.
I hope you find your keys.
Oh, my keys. F***!
This would be cute on me if...
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Are you serious?
What's up?
You are supposed to be selling
clothes to the customers.
Not to yourself.
And what are you even doing
on the floor?
I'm re-racking
clothes
You know what? You're fired!
What?
I'm done.
No, no, no.
(STUTTERS) I need this job. Can
Look at the other employees.
Like, what about this b*tch?
I've never seen her do sh*t.
You don't do sh*t here!
She doesn't work here.
Oh, okay.
Hi. Thank you so much
for coming in.
Look, can we just
talk about this
when I get back from
my vacation to Ecuador?
Vacation?
You never even asked
for time off.
And I'm realizing that
right now, okay?
And it's because I forgot.
Get out!
God! You know what?
I don't need this job.
I'm gonna go have
a sick time in Ecuador.
You have fun here,
with all your shirts
and your hours.
Because I don't need it.
I'm about to kick your ass.
Takin' this.
Put the damn hat down!
EMILY:
I looked her rightin the eye, and I went
"I wouldn't work here
if you paid me."
And I just stormed out.
Just like, for real.
Like, "Bye."
Another one will come.
Right?
Yeah.
You know what? I'm not gonna
talk about that anymore.
on the beach.
Are you with me?
I can't go to South America.
What are you talking about?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I can't go to Ecuador.
You know it's a
non-refundable trip, right?
I don't want to make it
about money
but I don't have any more
coming right now, so
I'm breaking up with you.
When'?
Like, right now. This is it.
You're in the middle of it.
Is it because you're afraid
because things are going
That's what this is!
No.
You're terrified, because
you've never felt this way
about somebody before.
I know what's happening.
I'll tell you what it is.
Okay.
The band is really blowing
up right now, you know?
I know.
And I'm going like this.
I'm taking off, all right?
Okay.
And this is you.
Just on the ground.
I'm up here, too.
No, you're not up there.
Why can't I go up there?
No, stop.
I'm going this way.
I'm with you.
Well, I'm going that way now.
Now, I'm over there.
I'm going.
You can't reach.
My hand's over there.
Look.
This is the thing.
Where I'm going, there's
gonna be a ton of...
Inspiration.
P*ssy.
Inspiration?
No, p*ssy.
I keep talking over you,
but it's sounding like
you're saying...
P*ssy.
I heard it that time.
You heard it?
You always say
music inspires you.
P*ssy inspires me.
I have a p*ssy.
You have one p*ssy.
But there's gonna be, like,
hundreds of other pussies.
What about just my p*ssy,
hundreds of times?
That's not as inspiring.
You don't want to lose us.
You don't want to lose this.
No. Just no.
(WHIMPERS)
All right, this is the thing.
You don't have
any direction in life.
What does that mean?
It means you're not
going anywhere.
You're not doing anything.
You know what? I am
so sorry, honestly
I'm sorry, but I want
to see other people.
Excuse me?
You're great
but I have a lot
going on right now.
Yeah, I'm heartbroken.
You're gonna meet
someone so special.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Bye.
I want you to leave!
You get out of here.
(SNIFFLING)
(CRYING)
LINDA:
Okay, one more for you.(LINE RINGING)
Yeah, not for you, Andrew.
You blew it.
(ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, it's Emily.
Leave a message.
Ah, Em! Listen, honey,
I want you to be really careful
because there was some kind
of heist in Delaware.
Yeah, and I know you're in
New York and everything
but you can never be
too safe, honey.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHING)
Okay. All right.
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Okay, guys.
Let's go to bed.
(CATS MEOWING)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(GASPS)
(GAGS AND SPITS)
What?
What? No!
(SIGHS)
(HUFFS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CRYING)
Thank you. There you go.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GASPS) Oh!
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Poor thing!
You look awful.
Thank you.
Who the hell
does he think he is?
How do you know I didn't
break up with him?
Did you?
No.
Of course not.
All right, this is a long hug.
I know.
One more minute.
I haven't seen you in,
like, forever.
Can we just move this hug along?
Hello, Philip.
(MEOWS)
Okay, honey.
So you can stay here
for as long as you want.
Carte blanche, okay?
I definitely have
to go back tonight.
Oh, tonight, right?
Tonight, I'm going back.
All right.
Well, do what you want.
Thank you.
We're in the kitchen.
Oh, Jeffrey's home?
What a shock.
Okay, don't start!
What?
Agoraphobia is not a joke.
Mama, Mama, Mama... Oh.
Hey, Em.
I thought you were Mom,
'cause you guys have, like,
the exact same voice.
LINDA:
Okay.No, we don't.
You have the exact same
haircut, too.
You know who you have
the haircut of?
Who's that?
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is the greatest
of all the wizards.
He's a hero
and a great role model.
So, I'll take it
as a compliment.
Mom, can I have
a chocolate milk?
Oh, God, Mama! Mama!
Yeah?
Very cold!
I didn't heat it up.
It's bread temperature.
Maybe three to four minutes
and get it nice and toasty?
We could toasty-toasty!
Don't ask Mom to toast
your bread for you!
What? ls something wrong
with your legs?
They're in a seated position.
She's already up.
I'll put the butter on myself.
Thank you, Mama.
Wow, you're gonna
butter it yourself?
Yeah, I'm gonna
butter it myself.
Does Mom feed you like a
baby bird when I'm not here?
I eat plenty. Don't worry
about my diet. Don't!
Mama! She's showing me
her food in her mouth.
No, I'm not, Mom. I'm
chewing like a person.
Then she opened her mouth
and showed it to me.
He's lying again.
Hey, guys!
This is supposed to be fun.
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