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I know what's going on
with you, man.
Ah, please.
You got shot through the heart.
Okay, Michael's gone.
Ew.
And it sucks.
Because you know what? He was
the best you'll ever do.
Mom, can I eat upstairs?
No!
I would like to eat right
here with you, Mom. Mama.
You're so gay for Mom.
I'm not gay for Mom.
You're gay for Mom!
She's a woman.
She has a vagina.
You suck Mom's dick.
(GROANS)
Guys! Cool it!
If you keep this up,
I'm not cooking anymore
and I'm not feeding you.
Stop it.
Truce.
Truce.
LINDA:
Arthur!Here, kitty, kitty.
Honey, have you seen Arthur?
Did he get out?
He's right there.
LINDA:
Oh, good.Hi, okay.
Does he ever move?
Sweetie, want to watch a movie?
I don't care, Mom.
Oh, honey,
I know you feel so sad.
But everything is going
to get better, honey.
I'll tell you, when Dad left
I thought I would
never have sex again.
And I was right.
What?
But I tell you,
I am really, really relieved
that you are not going
on that trip.
Who said I'm not going
on that trip?
I'm definitely going
on that trip.
I'm just trying to pick
which friend
because, like,
everybody wants to go.
Okay.
I can't deal with you
evaluating my life right now.
Can we just take the night off?
I'm not in a place.
I get it.
Enough.
Don't do that.
(LINDA SIGHS)
EMILY:
Okay, Shadee, how aboutinstead of rent this month,
hear me out
you cash in on a free trip
to Ecuador?
Come on!
Aren't you, like, from there?
Uh, no, you're the one
who sounds racist, actually.
Wow, you jumped to the
C-word pretty fast!
How rude is that?
Oh, sh*t.
Mom!
Can I borrow a shirt?
Sure, honey.
Go into the hall closet.
Down on Cyprus Avenue
With a childlike vision
Leaping into view
Clicking, clacking
Of the high heeled shoe
Ford & Fitzroy,
Madame George
EMILY:
Pack your bags.You're going with me to Ecuador.
Absolutely not. Not with my knees.
Not going.
Yes, you are.
No!
Mom! Look what
I just found.
Look at how fun you were.
Look at that! I can't
even believe that's you.
LINDA:
Mmm-hmm.Look at this.
Oh!
That was a long time ago, honey.
Ma
This would be so great for you.
two years to plan a vacation.
No! What are you talking about?
You don't do
anything fun anymore.
Idol
I go to the Y twice a week,
and I take sculpting class.
I mean, look! Voila!
Mom! I told you I would
not acknowledge that.
That is not right. Okay?
It's your home. You put
it where you want it,
but it's an upsetting image.
Okay.
Mom, look, I didn't
want to do this
but here it goes.
(SIGHS)
What?
My trip...
Yeah?
Is non-refundable.
Oh, my God!
Yeah.
You always book refundable,
I know, but...
(STUTTERS)
Look, it's done,
and no one else will go with me.
No one.
But I booked a journey.
And I refuse
I refuse to let
Michael's decision
dictate whether or not I,
as a woman
go on this trip.
I will embrace this challenge
in the intrepid spirit
of all the independent women
who have come before me.
All the single ladies!
'Cause it's upon their
shoulders that I'm standing.
No, I won't back down!
No!
right now, Linda
and I ask you
will you
Linda, my mother, Middleton
join me
on this pilgrimage?
(SIGHS)
No.
Non-refundable!
Mom!
I can't.
Help me put the "fun"
in non-refundable.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(EXCLAIMING)
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
(CHUCKLES)
a piece of you, Mom.
Could you lean out a little bit?
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
That's cute.
Here, put this on.
What is this? What?
That is a rape whistle.
That's a rape whistle.
What?
(CLEARS THROAT)
This is a dog whistle, Mom.
Oh, well...
are gonna rape me?
Is that the main concern?
Can I just see that?
I didn't look at the dogs.
Do they look like
rapists to you?
Whatever!
LINDA:
Why don't you justsay, "Thank you, Mom"?
EMILY:
Thank you.(WHISTLES)
(BARKING)
(BOTH YELP)
EMILY:
(SHRIEKING)Oh, my God!
It works.
Wow! Mmm-hmm.
Huh?
Welcome.
Oh, thank you. Um
That's check-in, right?
Welcome.
No, no! Thank you so much.
No. Thank you.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
This is me.
Thank you.
(LINDA SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, thank you very much.
What's this?
Welcome!
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROANS)
Ma'am!
"Whale" what?
"Welcome."
Oh!
"Welcome."
I'm sorry. Honey!
They're not serving up
whale semen.
I'm so sorry.
I've got it, thank you.
I know, but that was not good.
Okay. And I have you
down for a king.
Oh. Nope,
that's not right.
I was supposed to be a king
but one thing led to
another, and I changed it.
So, it's two queens now.
Are you sure you changed it?
Yeah, I called ahead.
I do see that note here.
Okay, well, can you look
at that note
and make that note happen?
I'm sorry, I cannot.
So I'm just gonna share
a king-size bed
in a romantic locale
with my mother?
You can sleep
head-to-toe.
Like we're 69-ing.
Great.
(CHUCKLES)
I know what that means,
you know. "69-ing."
Really, Mom?
What does it mean?
LINDA:
Don't test me.(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
And you got a drink.
At 2:
00 p.m.Mmm-hmm. Sure do.
Hey, honey, you're gonna
break your toes in these.
No, I'm not.
These flip-flops are bad
for your feet.
Okay, all right.
I know.
I'm a grown woman, so I'm fine.
But thank you.
Why are you dressed like Powder?
You look like a beekeeper.
Just get some sun,
is what I'm saying.
The sun is very dangerous.
Mom!
Okay, please.
I just want to fix this.
You put so much on.
I don't want you to get
melanoma in front of my eyes.
Please.
Here. Here.
Mom! (GRUNTING)
(SIGHS) So
I'm just gonna read my magazine.
Oh, that's nice.
I didn't know they had a day
care program at the hotel.
(LAUGHING)
So, I don't get it.
It's gross.
It is gross.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, God!
Have you talked
to your dad lately?
Mmm-mmm. I think he's still
in Florida with Susan.
Let's go out tonight.
What? No, I can't.
Yeah, you and me.
We're going out.
No, no, no.
Why?
Hair, make-up, b*obs.
We're going out.
Come on.
Don't do this.
Emily, I am not going strolling
in Ecuador at night.
You're such
a scaredy-cat.
This is what I'm talking about.
You're gonna miss
this whole trip.
Everything shouldn't be
so scary.
Oh, it damn well should.
Okay, thank you.
Name's Ruth. Traveling with
my best friend, Barb.
We usually go to the Arizona
Gem Show every year.
But this year, Barb got
a deal on this resort.
Well, enjoy it.
Ecuador's a pretty place.
No arguing that.
But you can't
let your guard down.
That is right.
That is exactly right.
A lot of terrible things
happen outside
these little gates.
Exactly. See?
The world's a scary place.
One in four tourists in
South America are kidnapped.
What? Incredible!
Not true.
Totally true.
One, two, three,
somebody's missing.
It's false.
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