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Oh, my God.
Anyway, Barb retired
last year. Oh, look!
That's her over there.
Finally getting some peace.
You know,
she was in special ops.
And she's seen some sh*t.
Hi, Barb!
Special ops! Wow, that's
very interesting.
Oh, don't bother
waiting for a response.
Barb cut her own tongue out
when she left the service.
Precautionary measures
to prevent from
being interrogated
for top secret information.
Couldn't they just torture her
into writing down
the information?
Well, anyway, I best get going.
Here's my number, in case you
guys want to grab dinner
or lunch, or breakfast,
or a snack.
Okay.
Or just kinda sit, you know?
Just sittin'.
Thank you, Ruth.
Thank you so much.
See you at dinner.
EMILY:
WOW.LINDA:
Welllovely evening here tonight
reading my novellas.
Well, I'm going to get ready
and have a drink.
What a shock.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SIGHS)
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Hey, do you mind if I join you?
Hey, that dude...
Oh, no. Uh, sorry.
You.
Mind if I join you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, come over.
Please.
Uh, not you. It was me.
Excuse me?
Could you kind of beat it?
'Cause you're a distraction.
Hey, how are you?
I'm James.
Emily.
Hi, Emily.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What happened to your arm?
Did you try to kill yourself
'cause you're so ugly?
(BOTH LAUGH)
No, I, um
I've just spent the past
few weeks in Koh Phangan.
Mmm.
And my last day there I kept
thinking about that quote
"Man cannot discover new oceans
"unless he has the courage
to lose sight of the shore."
Wow, I love that you don't
care about sounding
like a weirdo.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Well, you know,
I wanted a tattoo
to symbolize that
but I'm pretty sure
I must have been wasted
because I don't know
what Borat has to do
with any of that.
That is brutal.
Yeah, it is.
But, actually, I can beat that.
Look at this.
Okay.
I got this.
I was 18, okay?
Look at that.
It's raised.
Touch it, it's raised.
That is horrible.
I got it at the worst place.
And my skirt's over my head.
Is that finished?
I mean, people have
certainly finished on it.
(LAUGHING)
I'm sorry.
I don't know
why I just said that.
I'm trying to, like,
be funny for you.
So, here you are.
How come you're here?
I'm a model.
I'm here, modeling.
So you're not here
with your boyfriend?
Is he a model, too?
Uh, no, I'm just here with, um
my
My mom.
Hey, that's so crazy
you're here with your mom
because I'm here with my mom.
Really?
No, absolutely not.
That would be so sad,
because I'm an adult.
It's pronounced "adult."
EMILY:
You've been to Egypt?What were you saying?
JAMES:
No, yeah,I went to Egypt.
I know it's kind of
dangerous right now.
But, I've hiked up
mountains in Iran.
I've run with the bulls
in Spain.
I've eaten poisonous
blowfish in Japan.
To me, those are the moments
that make life worth living.
I love everything you're saying.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Your Instagram must be insane.
Oh, well, no. I'm not really
on any of those things.
How can anybody see what you do?
Well, they don't.
But I get to live it.
Do you wanna do
something tonight?
Like, something crazy,
or can we do something amazing?
Yeah!
I'm sure we can rustle up
some adventure tonight.
Yes!
Yeah.
Everything okay
over here, Emily?
I met them at the pool.
Oh, you guys.
Remember, never have more
drinks than you have tits.
Two tits, two drinks.
I know how many tits I have.
Please, go away.
Did you just give me
danger eyes?
I don't even know what
"danger eyes" is.
I gave you get-the-f***-outta
here eyes. Go away.
It was like this.
That's kind of a thing.
I didn't make that face.
I think you...
That's danger eyes.
Go.
Go away.
(MIMICS SHUTTER CLICKING)
Ride or die.
Barb, you're wilin' out
right now.
Thank you, Barb. Okay.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS AND GROANS)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(HINGES CREAKING)
(SIGHS)
HEY:
HEY:
That was not
what it looked like.
I was just washing my vagina
in case we hooked up.
That is what it looked like.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
'Cause when I drink sometimes
it smells like soup.
Hey, do you know what?
Shall we?
Yeah?
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, what kind of soup?
Um, that is none
of your business.
Let it all go
Come on, man, I already know
We gotta go fig up a riot
If we wanna fly free
Doggies and dolls
Light up my fire
I need to get in too deep
Take me to the party
Really? What? What?
(LAUGHING)
Slow down. You're like...
Here we go.
What is this?
Check it out.
(JAMES LAUGHS)
No.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
EMILY:
on, my God!JAMES:
What do you think?EMILY:
I can't believe this.
JAMES:
I know.They just sort of pop up.
Is this like a tree
or something?
JAMES:
It is a tree.You're gonna know all these
people by the end of it.
EMILY:
Yes.Hola!
Just two of those.
(SIGHS)
That's capoeira.
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(MAN GRUNTS)
JAMES:
Oh, sh*t!Uh, I'm really sorry.
She's never done that before.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
killed the guy.
Holy sh*t.
I'm sorry.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(EMILY WHOOPING)
Oh, this is nice.
Right?
That's made of glass.
Yeah, it is.
And the elevator there
is made of steel.
And you are okay
finding your room?
Oh. Yeah.
No, I had a buzz earlier.
But it's gone now.
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Your tit's out.
Your tit's out, too.
No, your tit is actually
emerged.
I thought I felt a breeze.
Will you excuse me?
Oh, no.
Yeah, absolutely.
(SIGHS) God, I wish
But I can't.
I have to 69 my mom.
Well, how about, then
you set your alarm
for 9:
00 a.mand we will go
on another adventure?
Yeah! I would love it.
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, sh*t.
I got my mom.
No, bring her.
It'll be fun.
Oh, my God! James!
Thank you.
That's all right. The
pleasure's gonna be mine.
So, you get off to bed
and I will see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow, too.
(JAMES CHUCKLES)
(CLATTERING)
EMILY:
on!(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
(EMILY SHUSHING)
(SOFTLY) Sorry.
(SIGHS) Mom,
I had the best night.
I learned the capoa.
You do that.
And I danced with a lady.
(EXCLAIMS)
(THUDS)
I'm okay.
And we twerked.
Did you ever twerk, Ma?
No.
It's easy.
You just loosen your lower back,
and you kind of jump.
Are you getting it?
Yeah.
What is this haunted swan
doing here?
Scram, swan!
Mom
I met a man.
Yeah?
I met a real man.
Well, drinking with a man
in a foreign country...
You know? It's a smart,
responsible thing to do.
Thank you.
I know that that is
sincere, and I thank you.
You missed a maleficent night.
Well, I'm sorry.
Go to sleep.
I can't get in.
It's too tight, Mom.
Just, here...
Just put your feet under there.
It's so tight.
It's tight,
but it will untighten.
What are they trying to prove?
Just go to sleep, honey.
He's my soul mate.
I know, I'm sure. Yeah, whatever.
Wait till tomorrow.
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