Snow Page #6

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK

Y'ALL JUST ENJOY

Y'ALL SELVES.

OK.

HO, HO, HO...

THAT'S NOT BUDDY.

VERY GOOD, HECTOR.

IT'S NOT BUDDY.

SANDY:

NICK?

YES, WE'RE IN HERE.

DON'T COME IN.

JUST GET THE HAT RACK

AND GET HIM IN THE BACK YARD.

HEY, NICK?

COMING!

HERE, REINDEER,

REINDEER, REINDEER.

HEY, DO YOU NEED HELP

WITH ANYTHING?

NO, THINGS ARE...

WE'RE GOOD.

I THINK WE'RE FINE.

ARE YOU SURE?

'CAUSE I COULD HELP

STUFF THE TURKEY,

OR ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW, I GOT HECTOR

HELPING, ACTUALLY.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF STIRRING

AND STUFFING.

WHY DON'T YOU

GO ON BACK OU AND HAVE SOME MORE

NUTS AND CIDER?

AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

OK.

THANKS.

OK, OK. BYE.

OK.

AH!

HECTOR:

COME ON, MAN.

LISTEN, YOU BAG OF BONES.

YOU ARE GONNA FLY

THROUGH THAT WINDOW RIGHT NOW.

OR ELSE THERE'S GONNA BE

VENISON ON TONIGHT'S MENU.

GOT IT?

NOW GET UP THERE.

[WHOOSHING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

LORNA:

OH, GOOD HEAVENS!

WHAT WAS THAT?

HE'S A LITTLE

NEARSIGHTED.

YEAH, AND I BE THEY HEARD THAT.

COME ON, MAN!

WHAT-- NICK, NICK!

WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT...

NOTHING.

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

NOISE?

OH, THAT WAS A...

BIRD.

VERY BIG BIRD.

[OBJECT SMASHING]

HECTOR!

A VERY BIG BIRD?

[NICK YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

NICK WILL BE RIGHT OUT.

YEAH.

NICK, WHAT'S GOING ON

IN THERE?

OTHERS:

YEAH!

NICK! THE NATIVES ARE GETTING

RESTLESS OUT HERE.

COME ON, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

NICK, YOU'VE GO UNTIL THREE...

OPEN THIS DOOR,

OR WE'RE COMIN' IN.

[WHOOSHING]

ONE...

TWO...

OH.

WELL...

LET'S EAT.

CHOW'S ON.

SOUP'S UP!

HMM.

...FOR BEING SO

WELCOMING TO ME:

ON SUCH A WONDERFUL

OCCASION.

THANK YOU.

IT'S SO NICE, SITTING

TOGETHER LIKE THIS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY

WE HAVEN'T HAD

CHRISTMAS DINNER BEFORE.

NICK, THIS IS HEAVEN

ON A FORK.

IF I EAT ONE MORE BITE,

I'M GONNA BUST A RIB.

HECTOR:
AND IF YOU DON' EAT ALL THAT,

I'LL TAKE IT. MM.

[LAUGHTER]

IN ALL MY YEARS:

I HAVE NEVER:

TASTED A MEAL LIKE THIS.

IT'S, UH...

NORTHERN CUISINE.

CHESTER:
WELL,

AS DELECTABLE AS IT MIGHT BE,

IT DOESN'T HOLD A CANDLE

TO YOUR CUISINE,

LORNA, MY DEAR.

NO MORE WINE:

FOR MR. FIELDS.

I HAVE NO USE:

FOR THE SPIRITS.

NOT WHEN THE SIGH OF YOU

LEAVES ME SO:

UTTERLY INTOXICATED.

I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

WELL,

THEN I BETTER HAVE ANOTHER.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA NEED IT.

[LAUGHTER]

CHESTER:

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GRAVY?

LORNA:

OLD MAN!

[WINE POURING]

ANYBODY ELSE?

UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE

SOMEBODY'S GO HIS DANCING SHOES ON THERE.

NO... NO...

I'M NOT A-- I DON'T...

COME HERE.

I'M BETTER IN THE CHAIR.

COME ON, COME ON.

YOU CAN TOTALLY:

DO THIS.

PUT ONE HAND THERE.

AND THE OTHER ONE

UP HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE JUST GONNA DO

A SIMPLE BOX STEP, OK?

BOX...

OH!

I STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT.

I'M NOT REALLY GOOD.

I DON'T HAVE

A LOT OF PRACTICE.

IT'S OK. YOU KNOW

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO?

WE'RE JUST GONNA SWAY

BACK AND FORTH.

SWAY.

TO MUSIC. LIKE WE'RE

IN EIGHTH GRADE.

JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSIC.

OK.

OK.

McKIBBLE:

CHRISTMAS EVE, PAL.

JUST THE TWO OF US.

MM, THIS IS GOOD.

SORRY I DIDN'T BRING

ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

McKIBBLE:
I THOUGH SINCE YOU BROUGHT HIM IN,

YOU'D WANNA KNOW.

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

BY CALLING ME FIRST.

JUST, UH...

MAKE SURE YOU DON' CALL ANYBODY ELSE.

[DIALING PHONE]

MR. TERRELL--

I THINK I'VE FOUND

THE CHRISTMAS PRESEN YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

WELL, I JUST HAD

A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW,

IT FELT LIKE FAMILY.

TOTALLY.

NICK--

[LAUGHS]

YOU...

YOU HAVE GIVEN SOMETHING

BACK TO ME THA I NEVER THOUGHT THA I WOULD EVER HAVE AGAIN.

I DID?

MM-HMM.

WHAT?

CHRISTMAS.

HEY, SANDY,

I GOTTA...

I GOTTA TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

WHAT?

WELL, IT'S...

IT'S A DOOZIE.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

YOU KNOW THAT STORY

I TOLD THE KIDS:

AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY?

WITH THE SPELL:

AND THE...

YEAH, IT WAS AMAZING.

YOU ALMOST HAD ME BELIEVING

IN SANTA CLAUS AGAIN.

OH, REALLY?

WELL...

HOW ABOUT THAT?

BECAUSE, UM...

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF

I TOLD YOU THAT STORY WAS TRUE?

THAT THAT STORY:

WAS ABOUT MY FAMILY

AND THAT THAT SPELL

HAD BEEN PASSED ON

DOWN TO ME.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?

UM...

LORNA:

SANDY, DEAR--

YEAH?

YOUR PHONE:

WAS RINGING.

THANKS.

HOLD ON.

HI, THIS IS SANDY.

WHAT?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OK, OK, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

A LITTLE REINDEER IS MISSING.

SOMEBODY TOOK HIM.

WHAT? MISSING?

POLICE RADIO:
UH, UNIT FOUR,

YOU'RE 10-1. SWITCH CHANNELS...

SO, WHO DID WE HAVE

STATIONED HERE TONIGHT?

CARL. ONLY HE WASN' HERE WHEN I CAME ON.

CARL?

DOES ANYONE KNOW

WHERE HE IS?

NOPE. BUT I'M SURE

HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

[REINDEER GRUNTS]

OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY...

HEY, CARL--

WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

NICK:

YEAH.

GO AWAY.

CARL, IT'S SANDY.

OPEN UP THIS DOOR.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

IT'S FUNNY,

NOBODY SAID YOU DID.

YEAH.

HI.

COME ON IN.

CHRISTMAS RIBBONS.

JUST HEADING HOME.

CARL, ONE OF THE REINDEER

IS MISSING.

YEAH.

OH, NO.

REALLY?

OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

UH, ANY IDEA

WHAT HAPPENED?

[LAUGHING] I MEAN,

I CERTAINLY DIDN'T SEE SOMEONE

STEAL A REINDEER.

BECAUSE HOW IN THE WORLD

COULD SOMEONE MISS THAT?

IT WASN'T MY IDEA,

OK?

IT WAS BUCK.

BUCK MADE ME HELP HIM.

BUCK?

YEAH, HE SAID IF I DIDN' HE'D BEAT ME UP.

WHY WOULD BUCK:

WANNA TAKE HIM BACK?

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS INCREDIBLE.

BUT THAT REINDEER

CAN PRACTICALLY FLY.

AND I DON'T MEAN IN COACH,

IT CAN JUMP, LIKE,

20 FEET THROUGH THE AIR.

I SAW IT MYSELF.

BUCK SAID THAT WE COULD

MAKE A FORTUNE:

SELLING THE RIGHTS

TO HUNT HIM.

GOOD KING WENCESLAS.

OK, CARL,

IT'S REALLY IMPORTAN THAT YOU TELL US

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT WAS ALL SO UPSETTING.

I THINK I MIGH HAVE FAINTED.

COME ON, CARL.

THINK!

THINK!

THINK, CARL!

I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE

SAID SOMETHING:

ABOUT HIS AIRPLANE HANGAR?

OW!

[DIAL TONE SOUNDS]

OW!

WAIT, WHA ARE YOU DOING?

CALLING THE POLICE.

I KNOW WHERE THE HANGAR IS.

NO POLICE.

TRUST ME.

LET'S KEEP DRIVING.

NO, BUT...

WHY?

[AIRPLANE ENGINES WHIR]

[REINDEER BELLOWS]

WOW, THAT'S SOMETHING.

YEAH, PRETTY UNIQUE,

HUH, MR. TERRELL?

IT'S LIKE DEER HUNTING

AND DUCK HUNTING

ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

[SLAMS AGAINST CAGE]

TERRELL:

CAN YOU GUARANTEE

HE'S GONNA FLY?

BUCK:
ABSOLUTELY.

LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S CHOMPING AT THE BI TO GET OUT.

TERRELL:
UH, $20,000,

IT'S A LITTLE SWEET.

I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL

AT HALF THAT.

I'M GONNA...

I UNDERSTAND, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

WE'RE ALL A LITTLE STRAPPED.

[CHUCKLES]

I TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU CAN'T SWING IT,

I HAVE OTHER CLIENTS WHO CAN.

TERRELL:
YOU DRIVE A HARD

BARGAIN, SEGER.

I'LL HAVE HIM TO YOUR

RANCH IN A FEW HOURS.

CHRISTMAS MORNING, WE'LL SE BOTH YOU AND HIM LOOSE,

LET THE REINDEER GAMES BEGIN.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

[BUDDY BELLOWS]

HEY, BUDDY-BOY.

HEY. HEY, BUDDY-BOY.

SHH. YOU HAVE

TO BE QUIET.

FAT, FROZEN TUNDRA,

HE'S LOCKED IN HERE GOOD.

BUDDY, WE'RE GONNA

GET YOU OUT.

[ENGINE STARTS]

IT'S JAILBREAK TIME.

[BUDDY BELLOWS]

SNOWFLAKES.

HEY--

OH!

YOU GET AWAY FROM THERE!

NICK:

RUN!

SANDY:

GO, GO!

AH.

[POUNDING]

OPEN UP!

OPEN UP!

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