Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Page #2

Gosh, our cobwebs are missing.

Why, why, why, why,

the whole place is clean!

There's dirty work afoot.

Sink's empty.

Hey, someone stole our dishes!

They ain't stole.

They're hid in the cupboard.

My cup's been washed.

Sugar's gone.

Something's cooking.

Smells good!

Don't touch it, you fools!

Might be poison.

See? It's witches' brew.

Look what's happened

to our stable... Table.

Flowers!

- Huh?

- Look, goldenrod.

Don't do it. Take them away.

My nose! My hay fever!

You know I can't stand it.

I can't... I can't... I... Oh.

Thanks!

Hey!

Ya crazy fool!

Fine time you picked to sneeze!

I couldn't help it. I can't tell.

When you gotta, you gotta.

I... I... I gotta.

It's coming.

- Don't let him.

- Stop him.

Oh!

- No, tie it tight.

- Don't let go.

- Hold him tight.

- I'll tie it.

Make a hard knot.

There, that will hold him.

Thanks!

Quiet, you fool!

You want to get us all killed?

- What's that?

- That's it.

- Sounded close.

- It's in this room right now.

- It's up there.

- Yeah. In the bedroom.

One of us has gotta go down

and chase it up.

Up. Down.

Here, take it.

Don't be nervous.

Don't be afraid. We're right behind you.

Yes! Right behind ya.

Here it comes!

- It's after us.

- Don't let it out.

Hold it shut.

- Here it comes.

- Now's our chance.

Get it now!

- Quick!

- Give it to it!

Don't let it get away!

Hold on there. It's only Dopey.

- Did you see it?

- How big is it?

- Was it a dragon?

- Has it got horns?

- Was it breathing fire?

- Was it droolin'?

What was it doin'?

He says it's a,

a monster asleep in our beds!

- Let's attack.

- While it's sleeping.

Yeah, while it's sleeping.

- Hurry, men. It's now or never!

- Off with its head.

- Break its bones.

- Chop it to pieces.

We'll kill it dead.

- Jiminy Crickets!

- Gosh!

- Gee!

- What a monster!

It covers three beds.

Let's kill it before it wakes up.

Which end do we kill?

Well, eh, ah...

- What is it?

- Why, it... It's a girl!

She's mighty purdy.

She's beautiful, just like a angel.

Angel, hah! She's a female!

And all females is poison!

They're full of wicked wiles.

What are wicked wiles?

I don't know. But I'm agin 'em.

Not so loud. You'll wake her up.

Let her wake up!

She don't belong here nohow.

- Look out.

- She's movin'.

- She's wakin' up.

- What'll we do?

Hide.

Oh, dear.

I wonder if the children are...

Oh!

Why, why, you're little men!

How do you do?

- I said, how do you do?

- How do you do what?

Oh, you can talk! I'm so glad!

Now, don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.

I know, you're Doc.

Why, why, why, yes. Yes! That's true.

And you're, you're Bashful.

Oh, gosh!

And you, you're Sleepy.

How'd you guess?

And you?

And you're Sneezy.

- Yes, and you must be...

- Happy, ma'am. That's me.

And this is Dopey. He don't talk none.

- You mean he can't talk?

- He don't know. He never tried.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh!

You must be Grumpy.

Oh, yes! Yes!

Hah! We know who we are.

Ask her who she is

and what she's a-doin' here.

Yeah!

What are you and who are you doin'?

What are you... Who are you, my dear?

Oh, how silly of me. I'm Snow White.

- Snow White?

- The Princess?

Yes.

Well... Well, my,

my dear Quincess... Princess.

We're, we're honoured.

Yes, we're, we're...

- Mad as hornets!

- Mad as hornets! No, no, we're not.

We're bad as cornets...

No, no, as bad as... What was I sayin'?

Nothing! Just standin' there

sputterin' like a doodlebug!

Who, who, who,

who's butterin' like a spoodledug?

- Who's... Gutter...

- Shut up and tell her to get out!

Please don't send me away!

- If you do, she'll kill me.

- Kill you?

- Who will?

- Yes, who?

- My stepmother, the Queen.

- The Queen?

- She's wicked!

- She's bad!

- She's mighty mean!

- She's an old witch!

I'm warnin' ya.

If the Queen finds her here,

she'll swoop down

and wreak her vengeance on us!

But she doesn't know where I am!

She don't, eh? She knows everything.

She's full of black magic.

She can even make herself invisible.

Might be in this room right now.

Oh, she'll never find me here.

And if you let me stay,

I'll keep house for you.

I'll wash and sew

and sweep and cook and...

Cook?

Can you make dapple lumpkins...

Lumple dapplins?

- Apple dumplings!

- Eh, yes!

Crapple dumpkins.

Yes, and plum pudding

and gooseberry pie...

Gooseberry pie? Hooray! She stays!

Soup!

Hooray!

Just a minute.

Supper's not quite ready.

You'll just have time to wash.

Wash? Wash?

- Wash? Wash? Wash?

- Hah! Knew there was a catch to it.

- Why wash?

- What for? We ain't goin' nowhere.

'Tain't New Year's.

Oh, perhaps you have washed.

Perhaps we...

- Yes! Perhaps we have.

- But when?

When? When. You said whe...

Why, last week. Why, recently!

Yes, recently!

Oh, recently!

Let me see your hands.

Let me see your hands!

Why, Doc, I'm surprised!

Come on, let's see them.

Oh, Bashful, my, my, my!

And you?

Worse than I thought!

How shocking!

Goodness me, this will never do.

March straight outside and wash,

or you'll not get a bite to eat.

Well, aren't you going to wash?

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?

Did you hurt yourself?

Hah, women!

Courage, men, courage.

Don't be nervous.

Gosh, it's wet!

It's cold, too!

We ain't gonna do it, are we?

Well, it'll please the Princess.

I'll take a chance for her!

Me, too!

Hah! Her wiles are beginnin' to work.

But I'm warnin' ya,

you give 'em an inch,

and they'll walk all over ya!

Don't listen to that old warthog.

Come on now, men.

- How hard do ya scrub?

- Will our whiskers shrink?

Do ya get in the tub?

Do ya have to wash

where it doesn't show?

Now, now, now, don't get excited.

Here we go.

Step up to the tub

'Tain't no disgrace

Just pull up your sleeves

and get 'em in place

Then scoop up the water

and rub it on your face and go...

Pick up the soap

Now don't try to bluff

Work up a lather

And when you got enough

Get your hands full of water

and you snort and you snuff and go...

You douse and you souse

Rub and you scrub

You sputter and splash

all over the tub

You may be cold

and wet when you're done

But you gotta admit

it's good and clean fun

So splash all you like

'Tain't any trick

As soon as you're through

You'll feel mighty slick

Bunch of old nanny goats.

Ya make me sick going...

Hah! Next thing ya know...

...she'll be tyin' your beards up

in pink ribbons...

...and smellin' ya up with

that stuff called "perfoom."

A fine bunch of water lilies

you turned out to be.

I'd like to see anybody

make me wash if I didn't wanna.

Get him!

Hey, let go of me!

Get him over to the tub.

Get him over to the tub.

Let me loose, you fools! Let me loose!

Get him up on the tub. Get him up!

Hang on to him! Bang him! Pound him!

Get him up on the tub! On the tub.

That's the tub. That's the tub.

Don't, don't, don't, don't get excited!

Don't get... Don't get up... Don't get...

Get the soap!

- Hey, steady, men.

- We'll get him there. We'll get him.

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