Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Page #3

Never say die. Never say die.

You don't...

Now, scrub good and hard

It can't be denied

That he'll look mighty cute

as soon as he's dried

Well, it's good for the soul

And it's good for the hide to go...

Ain't he sweet?

Smells like a petunia.

He sure is cute!

You'll pay dearly for this!

Supper!

- Supper!

- Food. Hooray!

Hah!

Magic Mirror on the wall,

who now is the fairest one of all?

Over the seven jewelled hills

beyond the seventh fall,

in the cottage of the seven dwarfs

dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.

Snow White lies dead in the forest.

The Huntsman has brought me proof.

Behold her heart.

Snow White still lives,

the fairest in the land.

'Tis the heart of a pig

you hold in your hand.

The heart of a pig!

Then I've been tricked!

The heart of a pig!

The blundering fool!

I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage...

...in a disguise so complete...

...no one will ever suspect.

Now, a formula to transform

my beauty into ugliness,

change my queenly raiment

to a pedlar's cloak.

Mummy dust to make me old.

To shroud my clothes,

the black of night.

To age my voice, an old hag's cackle.

To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.

A blast of wind...

...to fan my hate!

A thunderbolt...

...to mix it well.

Now,

begin thy magic spell.

Look!

My hands!

My voice!

My voice.

A perfect disguise.

And now...

A special sort of death...

...for one so fair.

What shall it be?

A poisoned apple!

Sleeping Death.

I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

You see, I washed 'em both today

and I can't do nothin' with 'em

Ho-hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

for anyone to sing?

I...

Oh, gosh!

I chased a polecat up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And when he got the best of me

I got the worst of him

Ho-hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

for anyone to sing?

Watch out. Be ca... Watch... Watch...

Watch... Watch...

Thanks.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hooray!

That was fun!

Now you do something.

Well, what shall I do?

- Tell us a story.

- Yes, tell us a story.

- A true story.

- A love story.

Well, once there was a princess.

Was the princess you?

- And she fell in love.

- Was it hard to do?

Oh, it was very easy.

Anyone could see that the Prince

was charming.

The only one for me.

Was he strong and handsome?

Was he big and tall?

There's nobody like him

anywhere at all.

Did he say he loved ya?

Did he steal a kiss?

He was so romantic

I could not resist

Some day my prince will come

Some day we'll meet again

And away to his castle we'll go

To be happy forever

I know

Hah! Mush!

Some day when spring is here

We'll find our love anew

And the birds will sing

And wedding bells will ring

Some day when my dreams

Come true

Oh, my goodness!

It's past bedtime.

Go right upstairs to bed.

Wait! Hold on there, men!

The Princess will sleep

in our beds upstairs.

But where will you sleep?

Oh, we'll be quite comfortable

down here in... in...

In a pig's eye!

In a pig's eye... Sty. No, no! I mean...

We'll be comfortable, won't we, men?

Oh, yes. Mighty comfortable.

Now don't you worry about us.

- We'll be all right, ma'am.

- Go right on up now, my dear.

Well, if you insist.

Good night.

Good night, Princess.

You're sure you'll be comfortable?

Oh, yes. Very comfortable.

Well, pleasant dreams.

Pleasant dreams.

Let go!

- I saw it first!

- Now, men, don't get excited.

Remember, share.

It's share and share alike.

Look out, it'll rip. It'll rip!

Bless the seven little men

who have been so kind to me.

And... And may my dreams come true.

Amen.

Oh, yes!

And please make Grumpy like me.

Hah! Women!

A fine kettle of fish!

Dip the apple in the brew.

Let the Sleeping Death seep through!

Look! On the skin!

The symbol of what lies within.

Now, turn red to tempt Snow White.

To make her hunger for a bite.

Have a bite?

It's not for you.

It's for Snow White.

When she breaks the tender peel...

...to taste the apple in my hand,

her breath will still, her blood congeal.

Then I'll be fairest in the land!

But wait!

There may be an antidote.

Nothing must be overlooked.

Oh, here it is!

"Love's First Kiss."

No fear of that.

The dwarfs will think she's dead.

She'll be buried alive!

Buried alive!

Thirsty?

Have a drink!

Now, don't forget, my dear.

The... The old Queen's a sly one,

full of witchcraft.

So beware of strangers.

Don't worry. I'll be all right.

See you tonight.

Yes. We... Well, c'mon, men.

Be awful careful...

...'cause if anything'd happen to you, I, I...

- Good-bye.

- Oh, gosh!

Hah! Disgustin'!

And be sure to watch out...

To wa... To wa...

To wa...

Watch out.

Thanks.

Well... All right.

But that's the last... Wha...

Oh, go on. Run along.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's off to work we go

Heigh-ho

Good-bye! Good-bye!

Now I'm warnin' ya.

Don't let nobody or nothin' in the house.

Why, Grumpy, you do care.

Good-bye, Grumpy!

The little men will be away...

...and she'll be all alone...

...with a harmless old pedlar woman.

A harmless old pedlar woman!

Some day my prince will come

Some day we'll meet again

And away to his castle we'll go

To be happy forever I know

Some day when spring is here

We'll find our love anew

And the birds will sing

And wedding bells will ring

Some day when my dreams

Come true

All alone, my pet?

Why, why, yes, I am. But...

The, the little men are not here?

No, they're not, but...

Making pies?

Yes, gooseberry pies.

It's apple pies...

...that make the menfolks' mouths water.

Pies made from apples like these.

- Oh, they do look delicious.

- Yes!

But wait 'til you taste one, dearie.

Like to try one?

Go on. Go on, have a bite.

Stop it! Stop it! Go away! Go away!

Shame on you,

frightening a poor old lady.

Oh, I thought I'd lost it.

There, there. I'm sorry.

Oh! My heart!

Oh, my... My poor heart.

Take me into the house and let me rest.

A drink of water, please.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's off to work we go

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Hey, look!

- Stop that!

- Get away, boy. Get away! Go on, shoo!

Go on! Get outta here!

What ails these crazy birds?

They've gone plumb daffy.

Yeah, they've...

And because you've been

so good to poor old Granny,

I'll share a secret with you.

This is no ordinary apple.

It's a magic wishing apple.

A wishing apple?

Yes!

One bite and all your dreams

will come true.

- Really?

- Yes, girlie.

Now, make a wish...

...and take a bite.

- Go on, get!

- These pesky critters won't stop.

- 'Tain't natural.

- There's something wrong.

They ain't actin' this way for nothin'.

Maybe the old Queen's

got Snow White.

- The Queen!

- Snow White!

The Queen'll kill her!

We gotta save her!

Yes! Yes! We, we, we gotta save her!

- She'll kill her!

- What'll we do?

Yes, yes, what'll we do?

Come on! Giddap!

Wait for me! Wait for...

There must be something

your little heart desires.

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