Snowglobe
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2007
- 86 min
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IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
SLIPPING AND A-SLIDING
MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT
EVERYBODY SING:
JINGLE BELLS:
JINGLE BELLS:
JEEZ, ANG, IT'S SALAMI,
NOT A ROLEX.
HERE, MRS. FIORELLA.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT YOU ORDERED:
[scoffs, muttering]
OH, I'LL WRAP THAT,
UNCLE DONNY.
HEY--
ANG?
[scoffs]
NEVER MIND.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
WHO'S NEXT?
HI.
FOR STARTERS?
IT'S ANGELA.
HELLO, ANGELA.
HI.
MAX.
MAX.
JUST ONE SECOND.
OF YOUR WORLD-FAMOUS LASAGNAS.
IT'S HER MOTHER'S RECIPE.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH, THEY'RE ALL INCREDIBLE
COOKS.
THE WHOLE FAMILY.
CLAIRE!
WHAT?
WHAT DID I SAY?
PLEASE LEAVE:
YOUR LASAGNA ORDER
WITH THE LADY:
AT THE REGISTER.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
BUT I--
NEXT!
WHAT, HE'S A CATCH!
LOOK AT HIM.
A CATCH?
MY PARENTS STOCK
OUR APARTMENT BUILDING
LIKE A SINGLE-GUY
FISH POND.
SO?
THANK YOU.
YEAH?
WELL I'M GONNA DO
HEY, MAX,
NEXT, PLEASE.
(Claire)
JUST ONE GUY.
FACE IT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND
AROUND HERE.
SO MAYBE I'LL MOVE.
SO MAYBE I'LL BE
MISS AMERICA.
OUT OF LIFE.
LIKE SNOW MAYBE:
AT CHRISTMAS.
OH, CLAIRE.
IN MY HEAD:
YOU KNOW?
AND THIS--
THIS AIN'T IT.
THE PERFECT GUY,
THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT?
SLICING SALAMI.
[gasps]
IT'S HER BUSINESS,
NOT MINE.
I DON'T GET IT.
IT'S NOT ME.
WELL, WHAT ELSE
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT IT'S GONNA BE
SOMETHING GOOD.
SOMETHING I LOVE.
[laughs]
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
TOMORROW.
[sighs]
EXCUSE ME.
I'M LOOKING FOR
AN ANGELA MORENO.
YOU FOUND ONE.
THANKS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
UH, HI.
HI.
EXCUSE ME.
IT'S, UH--
UH, INSTALLED IT.
HE USED A CROWBAR
AND, UH, WELL, THE DOOHICKEY
SO IT'S--
SO IT'S BROKEN.
WELL, YOU JUST CAN'T CALL I FROM THE LOBBY.
COME HERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
I KNOW,
I'M FAMISHED.
HUH?
YOU KNOW, DELIVERING THOSE
DAY AFTER DAY.
THANKS.
WHAT FLOOR?
THREE, PLEASE.
ME TOO.
WE COULD'VE WALKED.
ANGELA.
[elevator dings]
[laughs]
WE REALLY COULD'VE JUST, UH--
SO LONG, EDDIE.
ACTUALLY I'M HEADED...
OH.
HMM...
YOU KNOW, IT'S NONE
UH, 304.
[scoffs]
I KNEW IT.
VERY LIKELY.
AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR.
VERY ELIGIBLE,
I BET.
WITH YOUR FAMILY, EDDIE.
WHY?
'CAUSE 304
IS A STUDIO APARTMENT.
THAT PIZZA'S--
IT'S ALL MINE.
YOU'RE NOT--
A DELIVERY BOY?
NO.
[scoffs]
GOOD NIGHT.
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU KNOW
GOOD NIGHT.
GOTTA GO.
[door slams]
[quietly]
OKAY.
[door opens]
HEY, ANG.
HEY, ANGIE.
[TV clicks on]
UM, EXCUSE ME.
OH, YEAH,
CABLE'S OUT IN THE OTHER ROOM.
[boinging sound on TV]
[grunts]
[chattering on TV]
AND I'M GUESSING
THE CABLE DOESN'T WORK
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PAID
THE BILL.
HOT SAUCE COMIN' THROUGH!
WHAT? NO!
THE SMOKE--
YOU COULDN'T--
YOU COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE
DOWNSTAIRS!
WHAT HAPPENED?
CHARRED LASAGNA.
AY AY AY,
YOUR FATHER,
GOD BLESS HIM,
[scoffs]
IS NOT 35 MINUTES
AT 600 DEGREES.
IT'S A WONDER
THE FIRE DEPARTMEN DIDN'T SHOW UP AGAIN.
HAVE PLANS?
EXCUSE ME.
CHRISTMAS LASAGNA.
THAT'S EVERY STOVE
WE'VE GO GOING PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.
JAMIE!
OKAY, HONEY.
MY APARTMENT.
OUT OF THE CARPE FROM THE LAST TIME.
OKAY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
DO ME A FAVOR.
LIKE I CAN'T SMELL
THE GARLIC:
[laughs]
OH, MOVE OVER, BUDDY!
OH, COME ON!
AH AH AH!
I DON'T THINK SO!
OH, COME ON, ROSE.
THE SALAD.
NO, JAMIE'S SETTING
THE TABLE.
RIGHT, JAMIE?
YES, HONEY!
(Rose)
DONNIE!
WHAT?
SALAD!
[mutters in Italian]
MOVE OVER.
THERE'S A WHOLE COUCH
OVER--
STOP IT!
OH, OOH!
THE BABY SHOWER.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WAIT.
BELIEVE ME,
I'VE BEEN WAITING EIGHT MONTHS.
WHAT IS IT?
SURPRISE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
(Rose)
JAMES MARCUS:
DIBIASI.
WHILE YOUR WIFE,
MY DAUGHTER,
COMING!
THOSE ARE BAGELS.
WHAT, THEY'RE NOT MADE
OUT OF BREAD?
[laughs]
WITH THAT?
NO, LOOK.
THE CLOTH NAPKINS
THAT CANDLES ARE
IN THE SIDEBOARD
AND THE CHINA:
SALAD, DONNIE,
SALAD.
YES, SIR.
[grunts]
JAMIE, BE CAREFUL.
THOSE ARE MY CHRISTMAS PLATES.
OH!
MAKE SURE GINA'S USING
ENOUGH GARLIC.
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T STAR WITHOUT ME.
(Rose)
TONIGH AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME.
WHAT--ROSE,
EVERY YEAR.
NO, I DON'T.
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