Snowglobe Page #2
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THE STOVE.
[shattering sound]
[Rose gasps]
ONE MONTH A YEAR, RIGHT?
AY.
[smacking and grunting]
MA.
THANKS.
SO, DAD,
GOOD...I GUESS.
SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
OKAY, JAMIE.
(Jamie)
COME ON,
WHAT'S WITH THE SECOND DEGREE?
IT'S THIRD.
THIRD DEGREE, BABY.
IT'S CALLED CONVERSATION.
HIS FIRST DEGREE,
THIS CONVERSATION.
[sputters]
MA!
MMM.
THE GAME!
UNCLE DONNIE.
IT'S THE GIANTS.
MOM!
[chatter on TV]
[sportscaster on TV]
OKAY.
MWAH.
MWAH.
[sighs]
SO I WAS THINKING
MAYBE WE HAVE:
A TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS
DINNER THIS YEAR.
HUH?
(Rose)
CHRISTMAS DINNER, ANGELA.
DON'T WE ALWAYS?
NO, I MEAN,
AND MEATBALLS.
LIKE, SOMETHING SPECIAL.
LIKE A GOOSE:
OR STUFFING:
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH GREEN LASAGNA?
IT'S TACKY.
IT'S FESTIVE!
CHOCOLATE PUDDING CUPS.
LITTLE ANTONIO TWO
DADDY, I'M NOT NAMING
MY DAUGHTER "ANTONIO."
YOU DON'T KNOW
I HAD A SONOGRAM.
[scoffs]
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW WE USED TO DO I BACK IN CUBA.
YOU LEFT CUBA:
ON THE FLOOR, SEE?
TO THE RIGHT--
SHE'S HAVING A GIRL.
LUCRETIA.
MM-MM.
NOT LUCRETIA.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME.
IT WAS YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S
NAME.
SHUT UP!
TO CHRISTMAS PLANS?
TOUCHDOWN!
HEY!
(Donnie)
YEAH!
HEY, NOW THAT IS WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT!
YES!
[men cheering]
(Donnie)
IT'S A REPLAY!
MOVE OVER!
MOVE OVER, DONNIE!
[sighs]
ARE WE DONE?
[cheering]
ANIMALS.
(Angela)
MA, DON'T.
IT'S STILL BROKEN.
YOU HAVEN'T FIXED
ANGIE'S DISPOSAL?
OKAY, TELL ME YOU AT LEAS FIXED THE TOILE IN 304.
IT'S A LONG LIST.
HUH, SOME MANAGER.
THERE'S A NEW TENANT,
REALLY NICE:
IF HE COULD FLUSH HIS TOILE MORE THAN TWICE A DAY.
[TV clicks off]
OH, TELL ME.
STOP WHAT?
STOP WHAT?
[scoffs]
YOU KNOW O'MALLEY'S BAR?
THAT NEW GUY'S REDOING
THE WHOLE PLACE.
MUSTA BOUGHT IT.
A REGULAR ENTREPRENEUR.
NOBODY'S TRYING TO FIX YOU UP.
ALL SINGLE GUYS.
(Antonio)
WELL, IT'S A STUDIO APARTMENT.
IN THERE.
(Angela)
HOW ABOUT A PRIEST?
(Rose)
A PRIEST, ANGELA?
PLEASE, BE REASONABLE.
A PRIEST CAN'T MARRY.
I'M PERFECTLY REASONABLE.
TO STOP MESSING:
WHAT LOVE LIFE?
[all chuckling]
(Rose)
OKAY, SHE'S GOT A POINT THERE.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER.
I'M 25!
MARRIED, PREGNANT--
FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME,
HE MOVES INTO THE APARTMEN DOWN THE HALL.
NOW, THERE'S SOMEONE
AND I'LL KNOW I WHEN I MEET HIM.
[laughs, snorts]
GOOD LUCK!
(Rose)
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LIKE A SPINSTER:
AND DIE IN THIS APARTMEN ALONE WITH A CAT,
THAT'S HER BUSINESS.
[laughter]
YES.
THAT'S IT!
GOOD NIGHT.
GO.
GO GO GO.
EARLY.
WOW.
OH, MY.
NO NOTE?
NO RETURN ADDRESS?
[sighs]
[whimsical tune plays]
[whooshing sound]
PHEW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
[joyful chattering]
[Christmas music playing]
[distant carolers
singing Jingle Bells]
OH JINGLE BELLS:
JINGLE BELLS...
[chuckles]
[grunts]
OH!
HUH!
WHOA, HEADS UP!
UGH.
UGH.
YEAH.
OH.
WHERE AM I?
[distant carolers
singing Jingle Bells]
TO RIDE...
[sighs]
WOW.
HI.
ARE YOU SURE:
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
I DIDN'T HIT YOU
I'M FINE.
I-I-I-I'M FINE.
YOU'RE HERE.
OH!
I GET IT.
IT'S A DREAM.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[laughs]
I MEAN WE'RE DEFINITELY
WHAT'S A BROOKLYN?
[chuckles]
IT'S A...
UH...
WELL, THERE ARE
THESE FIVE BOROUGHS.
OH.
[both laughing]
OKAY.
AT THE INN.
MY NAME'S DOUGLAS.
I'M ANGELA.
DOUGLAS.
(Douglas)
IT'S HOME.
(Angela)
IT'S PERFECT.
NOW, ALL THAT'S MISSING
IS A--
[sleigh bells ringing]
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(Angela)
OUCH!
HMM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
OW!
[laughs]
I NEVER SAID:
I WAS DREAMING.
[laughing]
O CHRISTMAS TREE
O CHRISTMAS TREE
HOW LOVELY ARE:
THY BRANCHES...
WOW!
O CHRISTMAS TREE
O CHRISTMAS TREE
HOW LOVELY ARE:
THY BRANCHES...
MERRY--
CHRIS--
HI, EVERYONE!
THIS IS ANGELA.
UH, HI.
DEAR.
HERE.
I'M JOY.
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
I DON'T--
NONSENSE!
EVERYONE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WOW!
EVENING, EVERYONE!
(all)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
SORRY I'M LATE.
THE BAKERY'S JUS SO BUSY TODAY.
WELL, ISN'T IT ALWAYS?
[both laughing]
WHO'S THAT?
SHE JUST ARRIVED.
OH.
(Douglas)
MARIE!
THIS IS ANGELA.
THANKS.
EVERYONE HERE'S
SO TERRIFIC.
OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET?
WELL...
SURE.
WHY, THANK YOU.
IT ALWAYS SEEMS:
OF COURSE, DEAR.
WOULD YOU MIND?
UM, NO.
BUT WHERE ARE...
DEAR.
THE STOVE?
IT'S EMPTY.
HOW DID THIS--UH...
HMM.
OH, MY GOSH!
UM, JOY?
OH!
DEAR.
AH.
[stove door clangs shut]
UH, NO,
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