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THEY WERE VERY, VERY TIRED.

BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM

FOR THEM AT THE INN.

THAT MUST'VE BEEN

DISCOURAGING.

THEY SHOULD'VE COME HERE,

ANGELA.

WE CERTAINLY WOULD'VE

PUT THEM UP FOR A NIGHT OR TWO.

WHAT HAPPENED THEN?

[laughs]

IT ALL WORKED OUT.

[all laugh]

THAT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL STORY

I'VE EVER HEARD.

TELL IT AGAIN.

[all agreeing]

(Douglas)

YEAH, TELL IT ONE MORE TIME!

I'M SURE WE DON'T WAN TO HEAR IT AGAIN.

ONE OF YOU MUST HAVE A STORY.

UH.

HMM.

WELL, BETTER HI THE OLD SHOVEL AGAIN.

[all laugh]

GOOD NIGHT, ALL.

ANGELA, IT'S REALLY GREA HAVING YOU HERE.

BYE.

BYE, DOUGLAS!

(all)

GOOD-BYE, DOUGLAS!

UH, YOU KNOW, UM,

DOUGLAS WAS SO NICE TO ME

I REALLY SHOULD SAY

GOODNIGHT.

BUT WE ALREADY DID.

WELL...

AGAIN, YOU KNOW?

IN PERSON.

TO HIS FACE.

THANKS AGAIN, EVERYONE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(all)

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGELA!

BYE!

WELL, THAT WAS PLEASANT.

HMM.

MM, GOOD CAKE.

(all)

MM-HMM.

DOUGLAS?

COME ON, THIS PLACE

ISN'T THAT BIG.

AH!

OH, SORRY, FROSTY!

OH.

DOUGLAS?

DOUGLAS?

UGH.

UH.

HELLO?

ANYONE?

OH, NO!

NO NO NO NO!

THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

[sighs]

PLEASE, PLEASE,

GIVE ME FIVE MORE MINUTES.

[sighs]

[whimsical music]

[street noise]

EXCUSE ME.

HEY, ANG.

YOU OKAY?

WHAT?

HOW MUCH ARE YOU

PLANNING ON SLICING?

OH.

SORRY.

CRAZY DREAM LAST NIGHT.

I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP.

GOOD CRAZY:

OR BAD CRAZY.

I DREAMED I WAS IN THIS PERFEC LITTLE CHRISTMAS VILLAGE.

ALL SERENE AND MAGICAL.

ONE OF THOSE DREAMS

WHERE YOU REGRET WAKING UP.

SO THERE WAS A GUY?

NO.

WELL, YEAH.

YEAH?

HE WASN'T LIKE THE GUYS

FROM AROUND HERE.

THIS GUY WAS, I DON'T KNOW.

CLASSY.

A GENTLEMAN.

PERFECT.

FANTASTIC!

YOU FINALLY FOUND

WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

OH, WAIT, NOT REAL.

HMM.

BUT IF FELT SO REAL.

(man)

...TO THE HOUSE.

YEAH, WHOLE FAMILY.

IT SHOULD BE GREAT.

[dog barking]

GOING UP?

I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS,

THANK YOU.

I SAW YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW.

I FIGURED YOU COULD USE

A LIFT.

COME ON, YOU LOOK BEAT.

THANK YOU.

HOW WAS THE PIZZA?

DELICIOUS.

[elevator dings]

ALL OUT FOR THE THIRD FLOOR.

THANK YOU.

LET ME HELP YOU:

WITH THOSE.

I GOT IT.

LOTTA GROCERIES:

FOR ONE PERSON.

I'M JUST SAYING

IF YOU DON'T FEEL

LIKE COOKING DINNER,

I GOT HALF A LEFTOVER PIZZA

AT MY PLACE.

LOOK--

IT'S GOOD COLD.

I'M SURE IT IS.

AND YOU CAN EAT AROUND

THE PINEAPPLE CHUNKS.

EDDIE--

ANGELA--

YOU SEEM LIKE:

A REALLY...

NICE...

GUY.

YEAH, I AM.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOTHING

PERSONAL.

AND IT'S NOT YOU,

IT'S...

IT'S YOUR ADDRESS.

HUH.

[measuring tape clunking]

(Angela)

AHEM.

OH, ANGIE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I LIVE HERE.

WHAT'S THAT BEHIND

YOUR BACK?

NOTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU MEASURING?

IT'S A SURPRISE.

SO I SHOULD JUST PUT THESE--

BOY, GIRL...

FRANKLY, THE BLUE

JUST LOOKS BETTER.

WHOA, I SEE SHE'S GOT YOU

CARRYING THE GROCERIES NOW!

MOM, WHAT'S WITH

THE COLORS?

WHAT, THESE?

NOTHING, I WAS JUS THINKING SOME THINGS THROUGH.

SO THE KITCHEN,

JUST RIGHT THROUGH--

(Angela)

WHAT THINGS?

(Jamie)

LOOK OUT.

(Angela)

A CRIB?

HE'S JUST CARRYING

MY GROCERIES!

(Gina)

ANGIE!

THE CRIB IS FOR THIS BABY

RIGHT HERE.

YEAH, USE SOME SENSE.

WHAT IS IT DOING HERE?

WHAT ARE ANY OF YOU DOING

IN MY APARTMENT?

OH, WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER?

[woman on TV]

IN BUSINESS NEWS TONIGHT,

STOCKS ARE SURGING--

TELL ME WHAT?

[TV clicks on]

TELL ME WHAT, MA.

WELL, WE WERE TALKING,

AND GINA'S GONNA HAVE

THE BABY SOON AND--

WE'VE OUTGROWN

OUR PLACE.

IT'S SO CRAMPED.

I'M GONNA PUT THESE DOWN

OVER THERE.

THEN WE'RE GONNA MOVE

UP HERE.

[on TV]

OKAY, WELL, IT'S JUST BEFORE--

WHAT?

NO!

THE THREE OF YOU WOULDN' EVEN FI IN HERE WITH ME.

RIGHT, YOU'D MOVE IN

TO GINA AND JAMIE'S

APARTMENT.

UGH.

OKAY, EVEN IF I WAS WILLING

TO MOVE,

WHICH I AM NOT,

YOU CAN'T AFFORD MY APARTMENT.

WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHY

WE FIGURED:

YOU COULD COVER:

THE DIFFERENCE.

(Jamie)

YEAH, JUST UNTIL

I GET A, UH...

YOU KNOW, A JOB.

[scoffs]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

OKAY, OUT!

OUT!

OUT!

OKAY, ALL RIGHT!

OKAY, I'LL--

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

IF YOU GET A FREE MOMEN AND YOU WANT TO ASSEMBLE--

OUT!

UGH.

[scowls]

[screams]

SO I--

I SHOULD PROBABLY--

[laughs]

THANKS.

YEAH.

[chain lock clicking]

BYE.

BYE.

[sighs]

JUST GREAT.

[screams]

[sighs]

I AM JUST GONNA FORGE THIS DAY EVER HAPPENED.

ALL I NEED IS SOME SLEEP.

[whooshing sound]

YES!

YES! YES! YES! YES!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED.

OH!

[laughing]

WHOA.

(Marie)

OOP, DON'T FALL,

DOUGLAS.

HEY, ANGELA!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HEY!

MARIE AND I WERE JUST SKATING.

WOULD YOU LIKE:

TO JOIN US?

OH, NO.

I'D BE TERRIBLE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SKATING?

WELL, IN THAT CASE,

WE WON'T TAKE NO

FOR AN ANSWER.

EXACTLY.

HERE--

OH, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO DO THAT.

OH, IT'S FINE,

ANGELA.

I HAVE TO GET BACK

TO THE BAKERY ANYWAY.

ARE YOU SURE?

OF COURSE!

COME ON!

[nervous laugh]

OH.

(Marie)

DON'T BE AFRAID,

ANGELA.

IT'S EASY.

THERE, YOU'LL BE GREAT.

HAVE FUN!

SO, UH...

WHAT'S THE DEAL

WITH YOU TWO?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE'RE FRIENDS.

YEAH, FRIENDS FRIENDS

OR FRIENDS?

HA!

YOU'RE FUNNY.

COME ON, LET'S GET YOU

OUT ON THE ICE.

OKAY.

STEADY, STEADY, OH--

EASY NOW.

HEY, THIS ISN'T THAT HARD.

WHOA!

OKAY, SPOKE TOO SOON.

YOU JUST HAVE TO RELAX

AND GLIDE, OKAY?

SO YOU GO...

PUSH AND GLIDE.

RIGHT, PUSH AND GLIDE.

[Angela squeals]

(Douglas)

THERE YOU GO.

LOOK AT ME!

[laughing]

(Douglas)

THERE YOU GO.

GOOD JOB.

NOW JUST ONE IN FRON OF THE OTHER.

[Douglas laughs]

OH, HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

OH, WAIT--

WAIT RIGHT HERE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

(man)

HI!

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

[gasps]

OH, DOUGLAS!

THANK YOU, BUT, UM...

I DIDN'T GET YOU

ANYTHING.

WELL, THE STORE'S STILL OPEN.

[laughs]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THANKS!

OH, EAR MUFFS!

GREAT!

MITTENS!

DOUGLAS, THEY'RE LOVELY.

THEY FIT!

THESE DO TOO!

[Douglas and Angela laughing]

OH, GERALD IS DOING

A REALLY GREAT JOB ON THE TREE.

MM-HMM.

WELL...

WELL...

SNOW'S PILING UP.

BETTER GET BACK TO WORK.

BYE-BYE.

HUH?

BYE.

[Angela humming]

OH, MY GOSH!

OH, MY GOSH!

AND THE PEOPLE ARE POLITE

AND FRIENDLY:

AND DON'T INTERRUPT YOU

AND GET SNARKY EVER.

AND THE SNOW...

THE SNOW IS JUS WHITE AND FLUFFY

AND NEVER GETS HARD AND DIRTY

AND NASTY:

LIKE IT DOES OVER HERE.

AND THEN--THEN DOUGLAS

GIVES ME:

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MITTENS.

AND I'M THINKING,

"OH, MY GOD,

I MUST BE DREAMING,

RIGHT?"

WELL, WHEN I WOKE UP,

I STILL HAD THE MITTENS ON!

ISN'T THAT THE CRAZIEST THING

YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

ANGELA--

ANG--

YOU ARE MY GOOD,

GOOD FRIEND.

AND I CARE SO MUCH

FOR YOU.

AND THE HOLIDAYS,

THEY CAN REALLY JUST TAKE

A TOLL ON A PERSON.

BUT I SWEAR TO YOU,

WHEN THEY'RE OVER

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU

TO THAT NICE RELAXING SPA

WE FOUND ONLINE.

WHO NEEDS A SPA?

I'VE STILL GOT THE MITTENS.

[Christmas music]

MITTENS.

[Britney Spear's

Santa, Can You Hear Me?]

LAST NIGHT I TOOK A WALK

IN THE SNOW:

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