Snowglobe Page #7

[scoffs]

[door shuts]

MARIE, I NEED

TO EXPLAIN.

OH, I DON'T NEED

AN EXPLANATION.

OF COURSE DOUGLAS

WANTS TO BE WITH YOU.

YOU HAVE ALL THIS.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE

WITH THIS?

WITH MY CLOCK RADIO?

[whimpers]

IT'S A RADIO TOO?

LOOK...

I MADE A MISTAKE.

YOU AND DOUGLAS:

BELONG TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW THAT.

DOUGLAS AND I DON'T BELONG

TOGETHER.

AND DEEP DOWN,

ALL THINGS BEING RELATIVE,

DOUGLAS KNOWS THAT TOO.

I'M SORRY.

NOW, WE NEED TO GET YOU BOTH

BACK IN THE SNOW GLOBE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

BACK IN THE SNOW GLOBE?

SEE?

OH.

IS THAT MY BAKERY?

AND THE INN.

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF--

UH...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

SO...

HOW ABOUT THEM GIANTS?

GIANTS?

NO WAY!

MARIE, BE REASONABLE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

S-S-S-SHE WANTS US

TO GO BACK IN THERE!

YOU CAN DO THAT?

SEND US BACK HOME?

YES!

I THINK SO.

DOUGLAS, I DON'T WAN TO GO BACK IN THERE.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

OH, YES, I DO.

THERE'S GIANTS.

WHAT--WHAT THE HECK

ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

ALL RIGHT, JUST LOOK AT I FOR A SEC.

DOUG--DOUGLAS--DOUGLAS--

DON'T--

DON'T, DOUGLAS!

DON'T!

[whooshing sound]

[grunting and groaning]

AAH!

OH!

[crushing sound]

OH! WHOA!

UHN!

[Angela screams]

AH!

OH!

OH, MY GOSH!

[crunching and snapping]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

UGH...WHAT?

[man moans]

(Angela)

UGH, OH...

WH-WH-WHAT HAPPENED?

WHOA, UH...

AH!

OH NO!

NO NO!

NO, THIS CAN'T BE!

NO!

UHN!

HEY!

HEY!

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

UH-OH.

(man)

I LOVE THIS SCULPTURE.

IT'S DIFFERENT.

VERY CHRISTMASSY.

[grunts]

[spring jangles]

[sighs]

THIS IS SO NOT GOOD.

(Eddie)

WHERE DID ANGELA GO?

YOU SEE, UM...

I TOLD HER:

I DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK

IN THE SNOW GLOBE.

WHAT DO YOU--

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

BACK IN--

IN THE SNOW GLOBE?

I THINK IT'S BROKEN.

YEAH, YOU THINK?

ALL RIGHT, HURRY UP ALREADY!

CHRISTMAS PARTY DOWNSTAIRS.

WHERE'S ANGELA?

OH, SHE'S, UM--

SHE LEFT.

IN THE BEDROOM.

SHE LEFT FROM THE BEDROOM.

[scoffs]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

OKAY, MOM SENT ME UP HERE

TO GET PEOPLE.

YOU'RE PEOPLE.

LET'S GO.

ANGELA?

[Donnie and Jamie talking]

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE TABLE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(Antonio)

THANK YOU, ROSIE, BABY.

THAT LOOKS GREAT.

WHERE'S ANGELA?

OH, MISSING AS USUAL.

BUT HER BOYFRIEND'S STILL HERE.

AND GET THIS.

HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

OH.

OOF.

HEY!

HEY, EVERYBODY!

WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

(all)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH, BROTHER.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGELA.

OH, GREAT.

LET ME GUESS.

MITTENS? EAR MUFFS?

HEY, WHOO!

MITTENS!

SHELDON, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE.

EAR MUFFS, WOW!

MITTENS! EAR MUFFS!

MITTENS!

OH, AND LET'S SEE THIS.

MITTENS AND EAR MUFFS!

HA!

WOW, WHAT A LUCKY GIRL

YOU ARE!

DON'T YOU EVER GET SICK

OF IT?

WELL, IT'S THE THOUGH THAT COUNTS.

WHAT THOUGHT?

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME!

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY NEED

TO SHOUT.

SHOUT?

OF COURSE THERE IS,

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

HOW COULD YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS

WITHOUT ANY SHOUTING?

[scoffs loudly]

[distant carolers singing]

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

WE WISH YOU:

A MERRY CHRISTMAS...

(all)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

ANGELA!

JOY, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

OH, ANGELA, IT'S CHRISTMAS.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY

BE THE PROBLEM?

I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE.

DOUGLAS AND MARIE

FOLLOWED ME HOME.

WELL, TECHNICALLY

SHE FOLLOWED HIM.

BUT THEY BOTH ENDED UP

AT MY PLACE:

AND I TRIED TO GET THEM

TO COME BACK:

BUT SOMEHOW SOMETHING HAPPENED

AND THEY ENDED UP THERE

AND I'M STUCK HERE.

STUCK.

ANGELA, I THOUGH YOU LIKED IT HERE.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD

THE EXPRESSION,

"IT'S NICE PLACE TO VISI BUT I'M TRAPPED

IN A FREAKING SNOW GLOBE!"

TRAPPED?

OH, ANGELA, HOW COULD YOU

POSSIBLY FEEL TRAPPED HERE?

EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.

BUT NOTHING'S REAL!

HERE.

OH, GOOD!

I THINK EVERYBODY'S

JUST ABOUT READY TO EAT.

YOU'RE ALWAYS SO VERY HUNGRY.

ALL RIGHT, DEAR.

I THINK YOU'VE MADE

YOUR POINT.

AHH!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH, BROTHER!

ALL RIGHT,

I'VE GOT ONE.

UH...

TWO WORDS.

CHRISTMAS TREE.

WOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE.

YOU DID THAT THE LAST TIME.

YOU GOTTA PICK SOMETHING

OTHER THAN CHRISTMAS TREE.

OH!

OH...ALL RIGHT.

UH...

OKAY.

OKAY, I'VE GOT ONE.

UH...

TWO WORDS.

FIRST WORD.

UGH.

ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.

[grunts]

ROSE, WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT?

WHEN ANGELA GETS HERE.

IT'S CHRISTMAS DINNER.

AND WE ARE NOT EATING

UNTIL WE'RE ALL TOGETHER.

OKAY.

IS IT A CHRISTMAS TREE?

NO, IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS TREE!

ANGELA.

ANGELA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

WELL, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HUH.

WHAT AM I DOING?

COME--

ON--

YOU STUPID--

SNOW--

GLOBE!

[whimpers]

SOMETHING WRONG?

OH, JOY, HEY.

SORRY ABOUT MAKING A SCENE

BEFORE.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

EVERYONE'S ALREADY FORGOTTEN.

I JUST WANTED TO COME OU AND MAKE SURE

THAT YOU WERE OKAY.

YEAH, SURE.

I GUESS THINGS JUST AREN' THE SAME

WITHOUT DOUGLAS HERE.

IT'S NOT JUST DOUGLAS.

IT'S EVERYTHING.

I MEAN, LOOK AROUND.

IT'S EVERYTHING I DREAMED

CHRISTMAS COULD BE.

BUT...

BUT IT'S TOO MUCH.

PERFECTION'S OVERRATED.

I MEAN I MAY JUST HAVE

JUST ONE CHRISTMAS,

AND YEAH, MY FAMILY'S

GONNA SCREW IT UP.

THEY ALWAYS DO.

BUT IT'S MINE.

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE I ANY OTHER WAY.

ARE YOU CERTAIN?

SURE.

I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS

NEXT YEAR, RIGHT?

I THINK I KNOW:

WHAT YOU MEAN.

EXCUSE ME.

I'M LOOKING FOR

AN ANGELA MORENO.

I'M--

THANKS.

I THINK.

GO ON, OPEN IT.

HOW DID YOU--

(Joy)

EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR

THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS,

ANGELA.

WE HAVE OURS.

GO FIND YOURS.

OH.

OH, JOY.

HAVE A NICE...

WELL, YOU KNOW.

WE ALWAYS DO.

SAME TO YOU.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGELA.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGELA.

[whimsical tune plays]

[whooshing sound]

I'M GONNA GET YOU

OUT OF THERE, ANGELA.

I PROMISE.

(Angela)

I'D RATHER YOU DIDN' MAKE A MESS IN MY KITCHEN.

SO, I HEAR THE NEIGHBORS

ARE HAVING:

THIS LITTLE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

WANNA CRASH IT?

I WOULDN'T MISS I FOR THE WORLD.

[laughs]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

HEY!

(Donnie)

NOW WE CAN EAT!

HEY, EDDIE!

YOU'RE BACK!

(Antonio)

SIT DOWN.

YOU COME HERE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(Rose)

THANK GOODNESS!

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SIT DOWN, BUDDY.

(Gina)

I'LL GET AN EXTRA PLATE.

ANGELA.

THE SNOW GLOBE--

I THINK IT BROKE.

YEAH, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

YOU GUYS READY TO GO HOME?

YES.

GOOD.

ANG.

THE SOONER YOU SI THE SOONER WE EAT.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

I BEEN LOOKING FORWARD

TO THIS.

COME ON.

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WANTING

A TRADITIONAL:

CHRISTMAS DINNER,

SO I FIGURED THIS YEAR

WE MIGHT AS WELL

HAVE IT THE WAY YOU WANT IT!

UH, OH.

A GOOSE.

I WAS KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD

TO CHRISTMAS LASAGNA.

I PUT IT IN THE STUFFING.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT!

[all laugh]

SHE'S SO CREATIVE.

HE'S NEVER SEEN JELL-O.

(Angela)

HE NEEDS TO TAKE SOME HOME.

(Gina)

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

[joyful chattering]

[Christmas music playing]

(Angela)

WE'LL REPLACE THE BROKEN STUFF.

(Eddie)

THAT'S GREAT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MARIE.

THANK YOU, ANGELA.

DOUGLAS.

THANKS.

[giggles]

GOOD BYE, ANGELA.

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