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Who's our benefactor?

He's a real estate man fromGuangzhou

Is it Donald...?

No!

But his name is Minister Lao!

He's a government official?!

We refuse to work

for a government official!

What the hell was that for?!

Hmph!

How dare you help a government official!

No ducking!

What are you doing?!

I treat him the same way

you treat me. You know that

I'm sorry

I don't know you very well

Go away. I don't know

you that well, either!

If they don't know each other,

why are they always killing each other?

Abbot!

We refuse to work for the government!

Wouldn't helping him make us accomplices?

We still have our dignity.

We won't do it!

Just like you all,

I tactfully refused him at first

But when he said that

he has dirt on all of us

I agreed immediately

Hey!

All of us here are clean

What could he blackmail us with?

See?

I made that expression, too!

Where is he staying?

Fulai Inn

When does he want to meet us?

Tomorrow!

OK I'll go do my hair

and get a change of clothes

See you tomorrow!

Where did everyone go?!

Why do I have to pay the bill every time?!

Ling, do you remember our

master's dying words?

Revive the Mount Mao Sect

and save the world

I dream of being a hero!

But, Lang, I remember that our master

didn't say a thing before he died

Isn't that why we don't know

the Mount Mao Sect martial arts?

There's also this thing

We don't even know what

is inside this Night Disk

Put that away...

He didn't make a sound,

but that doesn't mean he didn't say it

It was an unspoken message

Get it?

That's deep, Lang!

From what I hear

this is a huge opportunity for us!

Not only will we revive

the Mount Mao Sect

we can stand alongside

the eight sect masters!

When did they ask us to join?

It's not up to them.

It's up to Minister Lao!

Tonight

get eight guys to pose as the

sect masters and steal their records

I'll be the hero and save Minister Lao!

Let's go!

You haven't paid, skateboard head! Hey!

You go buysupperYou stay here

Go! Yes, Your Highness!

It's so tough to dress as a man.

I've this fake mustache on all day

Minister Lao is a woman!

Don't worry, Your Highness

I'm sure the eight sect masters

will join us. Have some tea

Are we doing this?

Who is it?

Tie the princess up. Hurry!

The servant, too!

Search for our files!

The other servant will be back soon!

You must have the files on you!

I'm going to search you!

Stop!

What? I've found it!

Why couldn't you wait 'til

I've got her clothes off?!

This is yours!

I didn't sell any fake medicine!

I killed the magistrate

that flirted with my wife

Mount Hua's Huaqiang was

the one who sold fake medicine!

Why are you fighting me for it?!

This one's yours! Give it to me!

Let me see

Abbess

you're a fake nun?

That's none of your business!

I went to jail for accidentally

messing with an underage girl

Don't you dare mock Miejue!

What was your crime?!

He's a crossdresser!

It's still less perverted than you two

Getting into fights

over a fake nun!

We may have been corrupted officials

but don't our new identities

show how sorry we are?

How do you know so much about the abbess?

He bought my hair to make a wig

He's actually bald

That's right

They're disguised as a monk and

a Taoist priest to avoid being seen

I met Lamp first

but later I fell in love with Sanfeng

For some reason,

I then had a daughter with Lamp

But I can tell that

she looks more like Sanfeng

It's all in your mind

That's your name under

father on the birth certificate

I, Mao Cilang,

am here to save you, Minister Lao!

Shouldn't Ling be in here with them?

Grab him! He's a spy!

The eight sect leaders want to

kill Minister Lao and destroy their files!

What the...?

You hired another group of guys?

How can I afford that?

Then these guys are...

I knew you would come to

steal your files

that's why I set up this trap!

The files you have in your hands

are all fakes!

Even the woman tied up over there

is a fake, too!

Look there if you don't believe me!

My smart palm

has already recorded your

attack of Her Highness

If you don't play the cuju match

I'll give the files to

the story teller on the bridge

Your acts will be known all over town!

Well played, Your Highness!

With a great leader like you

how can we possibly lose?

That's right

We'll definitely win!

That's awesome

My friends

we should let Her Highness get some rest

We have practice in the morning!

Yes!

Good night, Your Highness!

Good night!

Hey, who's going to pay us?

You didn't even say your lines, man.

Why would you get paid?!

Hmph! Let's go!

Hey, wait!

Ling! Wait!

Wait, you scoundrel!

My name is Mao Cilang, Your Highness

This is my criminal record

Please force me to

join the team using this

You're nuts!

I hate fraudsters like you!

It's true. I have stolen

many hearts in the past

But ever since I metYour Highness

I've become a new man.

My feelings for you are true

Please let me join the team,

Your Highness!

Aren't you worried that

I'll kick your ass?

I don't, I don't...

I won't believe it!

Let go!

I won't! Even if it kills me

My love forYour Highness is eternal!

Are you done?

I'll stab you with this knife!

Very well. Your Highness wants me dead!

To prove my undying love for

Your Highness

I'll spare you the trouble

I'll do it myself!

If this knife stabs me,

then it's a murder weapon

If this doesn't

then I'm keeping it

as a symbol of our love!

Get out!

Lang!

Are you OK?

We've hit the jackpot!

Not only did she not kill me

this symbol of our love is harmless

She likes me

You mean, you like her!

Wrong

This is a honey trap

I'm using the princess

to revive the Mount Mao Sect!

So... you're not going to marry her?

Ling

you have to consider the big picture!

When we get married

she can be the official wife,

and you can be the unoffical wife

What's the difference between the two?

Just as the titles say

The official wife cleans, cooks,

takes care of the kids and everything else

Being the unofficial wife means

you don't have to do a thing

You just have to chill!

I'll believe you if you sign a prenup!

Sure, I'll even leave

my fingerprint on it

Hell, I told you

Why would good, ordinary folks work

for the imperial government?

It's a bunch of thugs and scumbags!

I thought only lowlifes would

work for the government!

I didn't expect you so-called

kung fu masters would join us!

Pff!

Sect leaders

I look forward to your performance!

You don't need us for these small-timers

Abbess, the three of you can have a go

The southern regional match

of the Emperor's Cup

starts now

This is the renowned Eight Sect Leaders

versus the Southern Bodyguards

Listen up

There's an empty bronze candlestick

hanging down the ceiling

The first team to get the ball into

the hollow center wins

Let's play ball!

Holy crap

the nun is flying

Sanfeng!

Miejue!

You want to intercept?

Sanniang! Pass it to me!

Lamp!

Please don't, master!

Please don't do it, master!

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